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shock777 — DFh no. 4

Published: 2012-05-26 02:45:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 5251; Favourites: 134; Downloads: 23
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Description Dear Future Husband,

I'm not THAT bad at cooking...I rarely burn things and I follow instructions correct..forthemostpart. but I'm not that good at cutting or chopping vegetables...the only thing I can do is make fattening desserts! >O....*flails*

Idk..I'm not really good house wife yet XD I haven't gone through super ninja wife cooking training yet ^^ but I plan on trying to learn new recipes.

But I'm just not that good yet XD and I don't really enjoy cooking unless I cook for someone else...and I don't do that often so... For YOUR sake, dearest husband, I pray that you're a good cook XD

haha. But in all seriousness, I would try my best to cook for you. I would put on my womanly charms and make it with love, even if it was burnt or crusty, It had all of my love in it!! XD you better believe it!

-Your Future Wife 5/25/12

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number 4

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Stojke13 [2015-07-26 06:46:15 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately someone used this picture, probably without a permission 9gag.com/gag/aXXxbP9

I recognized your drawing style...

Sorry shocky

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shock777 In reply to Stojke13 [2015-07-27 05:24:25 +0000 UTC]

iknow. this has happened before. wth the same picture. T_T ugh

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Stojke13 In reply to shock777 [2015-07-27 11:38:16 +0000 UTC]

I reported it and commented that the picture is yours. Unfortunatelly that's all I can do...

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ChristianChick91 [2014-05-04 00:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha! I like the ghost-thingy floating from the pan! XD I totally second that notion!

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shadowrunner2323 [2013-11-06 01:09:28 +0000 UTC]

nothing wrong with fattening deserts!

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Feesu-san [2013-09-27 12:25:41 +0000 UTC]

XD I love cooking.

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Imaginer-Fox [2013-05-30 22:32:19 +0000 UTC]

XD

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SwaffyX [2013-04-18 13:30:06 +0000 UTC]

I don't know how to cook certain things (like more complicated things) but - hey - I try. Hamburger Helper is great anyway. XD

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shock777 In reply to SwaffyX [2013-04-21 02:31:55 +0000 UTC]

hamburger helper is my friend

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SwaffyX In reply to shock777 [2013-04-21 05:17:13 +0000 UTC]

Hey, as long as it's food, eh?

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fuzzball17 [2012-07-08 08:00:34 +0000 UTC]

That's you THis is me

Dear future husband ^^.... YOUR GONNA EAT IT WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! ^^

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shock777 In reply to fuzzball17 [2012-07-08 22:29:27 +0000 UTC]

you're* lol and haha. I am sure I will learn to make something nice for him ^_^ I'll become a master at cooking his favorite food.

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fuzzball17 In reply to shock777 [2012-07-09 06:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Try waffles everyone likes waffles

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Gaaralovesme3 [2012-07-03 01:37:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL. That'd be me... My poor future hubby...

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Jclaymore [2012-06-28 09:05:34 +0000 UTC]

I laughed at this one. I know I'm fairly confident in the kitchen, but I have burned things too... that isn't a good feeling.

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shock777 In reply to Jclaymore [2012-06-28 20:08:26 +0000 UTC]

me too! XD im confident but at the same time ive had a few plunders XD

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Girgirl2012 [2012-06-02 22:28:43 +0000 UTC]

don't worry. you will get the hang of cooking sometime soon. If he can cook, excellent way to spend time together

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Prince-of-Pop [2012-05-28 22:35:42 +0000 UTC]

I love to cook, good thing I took cooking class in high school 3 times. Man I can never get enough of love. I love L.O.V.E.

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amy962 [2012-05-27 22:28:42 +0000 UTC]

me 2

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amy962 In reply to amy962 [2012-05-27 22:29:04 +0000 UTC]

i suck worst than anyone i know

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RonnieWoods [2012-05-27 18:46:50 +0000 UTC]

xD Awsome XD

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Joukuu3 [2012-05-26 20:38:19 +0000 UTC]

Haha u and I seem to be in the same situation xD If i were left to fend for myself... I would be cooking in the microwave for the rest of my life O_o

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shock777 In reply to Joukuu3 [2012-05-27 20:25:13 +0000 UTC]

EXACTLY

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narutothebestanime [2012-05-26 18:39:55 +0000 UTC]

Pffffff lol I had a feeling...

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serinaloverofnaruto [2012-05-26 14:28:58 +0000 UTC]

; - ; I cant really cook either but I make yummie fatty treats! o 3 o and meatloaf... O.o thats about it... so its okay XD

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Risa-chan22 [2012-05-26 11:22:26 +0000 UTC]

lol

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FaerianaShalanor [2012-05-26 07:41:50 +0000 UTC]

lol so cuuute <3

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Jamafly [2012-05-26 06:55:22 +0000 UTC]

I like this series of yours that you're doing.

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uomolucertola [2012-05-26 05:36:00 +0000 UTC]

ahahah... i like the food expression
XP

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darker-deep-down [2012-05-26 05:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Lol still a better romance than twilight!
Sorry I had to say it xp

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shock777 In reply to darker-deep-down [2012-05-27 20:22:37 +0000 UTC]

u didn't have to cause I was thinking it wouldn't even be comparable to that horrid thing.

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darker-deep-down In reply to shock777 [2012-05-27 21:55:57 +0000 UTC]

lol tell me about it. Your love will be holy in the eyes of the lord and you will be blessed all your days

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Lizlovestoons12 [2012-05-26 04:34:03 +0000 UTC]

I once made an entire rotisserie chicken by myself!

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KajininNoKonoha [2012-05-26 04:09:44 +0000 UTC]

Chopping veggies? Not really that hard. You don't have to be some super fast chopper. It's best to take your time with it.

I've cooked a shoulder roast seasoned with garlic and seasoning salt, then added potato and carrots to that.

Something simpler would just involve meatballs, cream of mushroom or cream of chicken(Or both, if you wish), water, and egg noodles. It just gets so tender.........................

Still, I'm sure you'll get good at cooking! And I'm sure your husband will enjoy everything you put in front of him!

His expression.-------> Anyway, do your best!

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shock777 In reply to KajininNoKonoha [2012-05-26 04:31:47 +0000 UTC]

see ive never even attempted a meal like that on a big scale. only stirfry TT_TT

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KajininNoKonoha In reply to shock777 [2012-05-26 05:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, the meatball one is SUPER EASY. All you need is a slow-cooker, like a Crockpot. It pretty much takes care of itself. Just add water occasionally to the slow-cooker, depending on how tender the meat you wish it be, as well as the consistency of the sauce.

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shock777 In reply to KajininNoKonoha [2012-05-27 20:26:53 +0000 UTC]

i dont have a crockpot.

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KajininNoKonoha In reply to shock777 [2012-05-27 21:13:48 +0000 UTC]

Okay.

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VixenTFox [2012-05-26 04:08:29 +0000 UTC]

My roomie is a very good cook, and you'll be surprised how many guys that have lived by themselves for any length of time, are actually pretty good cooks. It's really an issue of survivalibity and well it's how dudes win chicks.

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Shippuden23 [2012-05-26 04:07:32 +0000 UTC]

I can relate XD

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Phage44 [2012-05-26 03:40:13 +0000 UTC]

HEHEHEHEHEHEhe.....yea

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JessiRenee [2012-05-26 03:26:01 +0000 UTC]

amen!
gosh, I'd hate to put my heart and soul into a meal and ruin it (which is highly likely) and then hear him say "My Mom wouldn't have burnt that."

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NewMystery356 [2012-05-26 03:12:31 +0000 UTC]

It takes a very strong person to admit that much about themselv. I'm sure your future husband will be a very lucky man when God finally leads the two of you together.

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sexiruka [2012-05-26 03:05:28 +0000 UTC]

ill cook for you

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wabi777 [2012-05-26 03:04:59 +0000 UTC]

lol so nice!

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Eliyora [2012-05-26 02:54:25 +0000 UTC]

I'd say, "It's alive!!!"

But it kinda isn't anymore...

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shock777 In reply to Eliyora [2012-05-26 02:57:21 +0000 UTC]

i was cooking... "soul food"

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Eliyora In reply to shock777 [2012-05-26 03:03:35 +0000 UTC]

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ChewieCookies [2012-05-26 02:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Awwww!

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SleepySketches [2012-05-26 02:48:34 +0000 UTC]

Awesome job friend!
Haha I can't cook much either except chocolate fudge and cup cakes!
Have a brilliant day!

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