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Pradaman13 [2016-06-25 17:52:14 +0000 UTC]
How is it that this playboy get girls? It just baffles me to no end!
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xaviir20 [2016-04-04 20:57:35 +0000 UTC]
Shred always gets the ladies(ΟΛβ½Λ)Ο
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Austin7613 [2016-03-15 01:22:55 +0000 UTC]
Shred you better hope the real J.Talbain doesn't find out you've been using his name
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cullyferg2010 [2015-12-27 05:56:21 +0000 UTC]
Yes, LOL!
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Shadowkey392 [2015-02-23 05:17:50 +0000 UTC]
You know they actually don't look that different. Β Heck, they could be brothers.
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iratecelt [2014-11-17 08:32:01 +0000 UTC]
I've seen the pic that takes place right after this, where can I find the picture that takes place before?
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Obeliskgirljohanny [2014-10-24 01:09:08 +0000 UTC]
I still don't get how can girls find shread so attractive??
it's so beyond me!?!
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Shadowkey392 In reply to Obeliskgirljohanny [2015-02-23 05:18:25 +0000 UTC]
Probably something to do with the fact that he carries a giant red pipe wrench.
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rickypatnao [2014-05-27 08:17:41 +0000 UTC]
wow not only shred smart, he is good. Β Clever dude.
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FenrisUltra [2013-08-16 02:00:39 +0000 UTC]
Now that's a real man! Never afraid to be a pig! +20 points to shredΒ Β
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dizzandesigns [2012-11-22 00:58:57 +0000 UTC]
hes definitly not a lone wolf lol
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DoctorOno [2012-07-20 04:32:20 +0000 UTC]
Shred knows how to get what he wants, and for that, he wins.
John Talbain, well...he'll have a rude awakening...
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vayne1aurelius [2011-12-09 20:03:22 +0000 UTC]
shred, you secret is safe with me
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BlackmoreCrest [2011-12-05 06:19:48 +0000 UTC]
Shred, Jon Talbains Only Disciple.
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zeddoverkill [2011-10-28 17:24:50 +0000 UTC]
Genius. Pure genius. xD
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GrayStarLion [2011-10-05 01:09:38 +0000 UTC]
and now i know why Shred was so famialir hehehe favorite
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WerewolfAlex [2011-09-18 21:04:09 +0000 UTC]
THis made me laugh so hard xD.
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Pixellizer [2011-08-04 08:46:54 +0000 UTC]
Is Shred your OC character or something?
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Stiffy76 [2011-05-16 04:13:15 +0000 UTC]
bwahahah johnny is beign framed hahaha
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SandPerv [2011-04-10 09:13:33 +0000 UTC]
good question how does he do it?
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jediknightownsall [2011-02-28 23:09:39 +0000 UTC]
whos john tailbane? Oo
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Pixellizer In reply to jediknightownsall [2011-08-04 08:42:46 +0000 UTC]
One of the most famous characters in 2D fighting game history... You may kill yourself now.
Actually, he is a character from the hit fighting game by Capcom called Darkstalkers. You can download the game here:
[link]
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Pixellizer In reply to jediknightownsall [2011-08-09 20:36:44 +0000 UTC]
Jon Talbain (Gallon)
* Country of Origin: England
* Type: Werewolf
* Birth Year: 1940
* Height: 186 cm
* Weight: 70 kg
Jon Talbain (Gallon (γ¬γγ³, Garon?) in Japan, pronounced like the Japanese word Garou (ι€ηΌ, GarΕ?, meaning "hungry wolf"), as opposed to "a gallon of milk") was born and raised in England, his mother dying shortly after giving birth to him. When he finds out he is a darkstalker, he feels no anger towards his parents; to him, his parents were only responsible for his conception. He maintains his human self by cursing his fate. Following his inner voice, he devotes his time to training his body and mind to attain excellent fighting skills.
In the demon world of Makai there are seven noble families that are of ruling status. Though the families are of nobility, they also have exceptional fighting prowess; essentially their families are legions of skilled warriors. The Kreutz Family is one of the seven noble families of Makai. Xell, the current master of the Kreutz Family, stands at a height of 5 meters and is a war dragon. He has the most unusual appearance out of all the noble classes, and those of his family also have appearances that are far from a human form. Despite their savage forms, they are all first class fighters who are highly trained to obey their master's commands. They are very loyal to their master and, as an organized group operating under strict discipline, they will do anything within their remarkable capabilities to execute the will of Xell. Failing to complete an order, or betrayal, is swiftly punished by death. Though their numbers are few, they possess powerful one hit attacks and are feared as the "Bullet of Makai".
Baraba Kreutz, titled as the "Wolf Lord", is the leader of the royal guardsmen of the Kreutz family. 20 years previously he had wandered into the human world, but has forgotten most of his memories spent amongst the humans during this time. Even though his memory is lost, he vaguely remembers a kind English woman who cared for him when he was injured in the human world. When he comes back to Makai, he plays an active role as a fighter in the Kreutz family. Demitri had even said, "He is my best rival in my life." Demitri feels that Baraba's fighting style holds a certain kind of beauty in its finesse and precision, a kind not found amongst the martial abilities of lesser darkstalkers. Roughly ten years after Baraba returned to Makai, he suddenly disappears. Master Xell searches for him for many years, but does not find him. Some say that he has returned to the human world to reunite with the woman again, but no one knows the truth of the events pertaining to his abrupt absence.
Jon lifts his curse and regains his human form after his encounter with Pyron, but this is a temporary illusion as it is impossible for him to cleanse his own blood. His will cannot change the future and, during the battles in Majigen, he comes face to face with his dark self. After defeating his counterpart, he wonders if he should keep pressing forward for answers, or if he should flee. His fate afterwards is unknown, though Darkstalkers 3 shows that he takes care of two children who are waiting for him to return from the Majigen. Depending on what game or comic you are looking at, he is depicted as being vicious or calm.
He has not been a player character in any Capcom Crossover game, but he does make cameo like appearances in stage backgrounds or endings.
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ShockWaveX2 [2011-02-18 21:14:31 +0000 UTC]
Just wait until Felicia finds out.
Felicia: JOHN TALIBAN YOU ARE A DEAD WEREWOLF. YOU HEAR ME DEAD, DEAD, DEEAAAAAAD!!!!" *chases John with a chainsaw* WHEN I CATCH I'M GONNA NEUTER YOU!!!!
John: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!! *RUNS
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Koolebra-DDR In reply to ShockWaveX2 [2012-12-29 19:42:22 +0000 UTC]
Does Felicia chase Talbain with a chainsaw? Why doesn't she apply to him a good "Please Help Me"?
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Pixellizer In reply to ShockWaveX2 [2011-08-04 08:43:22 +0000 UTC]
I didn't know Felicia and John were a couple.
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ThatM0useGuy [2011-02-05 20:46:14 +0000 UTC]
John's a lucky man.
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Gado [2011-01-15 21:07:19 +0000 UTC]
Thats is the Definition of "WIN"
the next time, you search in a dictionary for the word "win", you will see this picture. hahaha
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Evilhumour-Author [2010-09-03 03:41:28 +0000 UTC]
May we all be as lucky as he is
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TTAF [2010-06-17 14:51:18 +0000 UTC]
Evil plan. But it worked.
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Alvah-and-Friends [2010-06-06 10:53:17 +0000 UTC]
Great joke!
I always thought Shred looked like John Talbain.
Or is it the other way round?
wait. Scratch that... reverse that
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ChicaG [2010-03-28 01:46:25 +0000 UTC]
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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cybeastwarrior [2010-03-06 04:48:06 +0000 UTC]
...oh ur just evil Shred...
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Zanapi-1709 [2009-11-19 22:20:13 +0000 UTC]
Wow.
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PrototypeB [2009-10-11 14:46:35 +0000 UTC]
NICE!!!!!
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