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ShortieBat β€” You Little Thief

Published: 2010-05-02 20:58:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 11324; Favourites: 396; Downloads: 74
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Description I wanted to draw a picture of Altair pickpocketing, and I wanted Malik to be somehow involved... So this is what happened.

Has anyone else wondered how Desmond goes through this whole Abstergo ordeal without eating at all? I'm sure Altair ate and stuff while you were out of the Animus, but you spend the whole game with Desmond, and not once did he eat/use the bathroom/ change his clothes/etc.
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ShortieBat In reply to ??? [2010-05-29 16:09:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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silverfire113 [2010-05-28 14:21:02 +0000 UTC]

haha Now I have to wonder what would happen if Malik turned around xD Awesome picture

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ShortieBat In reply to silverfire113 [2010-05-28 14:24:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a bunch!

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GuTango [2010-05-28 02:56:47 +0000 UTC]

lol, how cute! XD

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ShortieBat In reply to GuTango [2010-05-28 02:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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DreamerForLife [2010-05-27 23:36:15 +0000 UTC]

awww that's so cute

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ShortieBat In reply to DreamerForLife [2010-05-27 23:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I think these two are really cute together.

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DreamerForLife In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-27 23:43:47 +0000 UTC]

no problem. i like how he has some in his mouth as he is stealing.
tehe AltaΓ―r just looks so cute stealing bread and fruit from Malik.

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EllieTheSmuggler In reply to ??? [2010-05-27 20:25:52 +0000 UTC]

Alternative busted scene:

Malik: "Dirty thief! I'll...... -_-

AltaΓ―r: "What? Will you have my hands for that?"

Malik: No i'll bitchslap you untill you scream "Apple pie"

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ShortieBat In reply to EllieTheSmuggler [2010-05-27 20:35:05 +0000 UTC]

Pfft Hahahaha!

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EllieTheSmuggler In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-27 20:36:33 +0000 UTC]

Malik's really meanie.

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NekoNita In reply to ??? [2010-05-27 19:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Poor Des...I thought the same! xD torture!!

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ShortieBat In reply to NekoNita [2010-05-27 20:06:25 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. I think I would demand for food. I'm such a fatty! XD BTW, I love your icon.

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NekoNita In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-27 20:09:29 +0000 UTC]

thankies! my friend did it!

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DeeNuke In reply to ??? [2010-05-25 13:22:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL! LOOOL!!!! This is great!

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ShortieBat In reply to DeeNuke [2010-05-25 19:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!

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TKanaAmaterasu In reply to ??? [2010-05-23 08:59:55 +0000 UTC]

My ultimate fave LOL

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ShortieBat In reply to TKanaAmaterasu [2010-05-23 20:21:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad you like it.

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TKanaAmaterasu In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-24 00:33:58 +0000 UTC]

it made me LOL

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Destinyfall In reply to ??? [2010-05-23 07:10:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD!!!!!!!! wow... Altair must be hungry

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ShortieBat In reply to Destinyfall [2010-05-23 20:20:51 +0000 UTC]

XD Poor Altair. Al Mualim must never feed him

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Destinyfall In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-24 07:06:37 +0000 UTC]

XD... I'd so bake him some bread....

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ShortieBat [2010-05-19 19:37:28 +0000 UTC]

Brotherhood? I'm sorta excited too, but I still want to play AC 2 first. I just hope they don't try to outdo it if you know what I mean. It'd be a pity if it got a bad review or something.

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Jesscookie In reply to ??? [2010-05-15 19:26:47 +0000 UTC]

XD Apparently Ezio didn't eat, drink or sleep in the second game, either. :S

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ShortieBat In reply to Jesscookie [2010-05-16 04:37:02 +0000 UTC]

Really? I haven't played the AC 2 yet. I want it so bad.

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Jesscookie In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-19 04:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's really enjoyable. Now I'm super excited for the next game.

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Ezio4 In reply to ??? [2010-05-13 19:11:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha! So cute! Cmpliment!

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ShortieBat In reply to Ezio4 [2010-05-14 01:08:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Ezio4 In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-14 12:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Me oui

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domirine In reply to ??? [2010-05-04 07:13:33 +0000 UTC]

ohmai, he can't even hit altair with the other hand...

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ShortieBat In reply to domirine [2010-05-04 22:57:58 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. Yeah, he'll probably just yell at him or something...

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Guzzardi In reply to ??? [2010-05-04 02:36:38 +0000 UTC]

LOL! that is so cute xD

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ShortieBat In reply to Guzzardi [2010-05-04 22:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! These two are always cute.

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Guzzardi In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-05 02:58:15 +0000 UTC]

awwww i agree!
and your welcome hun ^^

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Mirax-chan In reply to ??? [2010-05-03 14:40:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha, nice one

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ShortieBat In reply to Mirax-chan [2010-05-03 20:46:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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thwolfartist [2010-05-03 01:58:25 +0000 UTC]

I would imagine that bag would fall off pretty easily. Silly Malik

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ShortieBat In reply to thwolfartist [2010-05-03 02:38:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! That's true... But i didnt want to give him a stupid looking backpack like the informers. XD

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thwolfartist In reply to ShortieBat [2010-05-03 02:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Point taken

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Neko-lover04 [2010-05-03 00:19:20 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if Malik's doesn't know or he's just ignoring him XD

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ShortieBat In reply to Neko-lover04 [2010-05-03 20:46:24 +0000 UTC]

Maybe his bread is very yummy and he's concentrating on eating it. Nomnomnom!!!

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