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shoubu12 In reply to ??? [2011-03-04 23:22:40 +0000 UTC]

this shot is loaded with kerosene

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-04 23:28:54 +0000 UTC]

eh?

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-04 23:30:05 +0000 UTC]

(type of gasoline)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-04 23:37:45 +0000 UTC]

i get that but why?

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-04 23:41:34 +0000 UTC]

I dunno boredom

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-04 23:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Maybe I won't get the shot after all... (I was just comin fer de boobies anywhooo)

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-04 23:53:42 +0000 UTC]

ok have a nice day (boob pops out of uniform) oops (tries to put it back in)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-04 23:57:42 +0000 UTC]

*epic nosebleed* med...ic... *faint from blood loss*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 00:03:38 +0000 UTC]

oh well ( walks off smiling)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 03:10:26 +0000 UTC]

*cough cough* good.. thing I... *hack cough* always... carry... a bottled *cough* fairy...
*open bottle, out flies busty fairy girl* please... help... me...
*sits on my chest and fuzes into me* what the? Hey, I feel better!
*I transform into human sized uber busty fairy* Oh... I see now... typical... *irritated look on face, hand moves and squeezes boob* What the? Gah! Curse my perverted subconscious!

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 05:15:56 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah here (throws a different needle at him) it'll give you and ass and hips to match those boobs

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 13:46:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh shOW!!! *ass and hips swell* Oh, you're gonna pay for that one. *pull out Fem Grenade* Now let's see, step 1) pull pin. Step 2) throw immediatly after pulling pi- *BOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 17:41:32 +0000 UTC]

wow not very smart you? ^v^

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 18:05:10 +0000 UTC]

So what if I have very low common sense!
*now I have ZZZ cup boobs with matching ass both of which are for some reason extremely light*
I will smother you with these thingies!
*gropes chest*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 18:06:04 +0000 UTC]

(throws her across the room) not happening

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 18:15:42 +0000 UTC]

*boobs break fall*
That does it! Teremax!!!! Arise my minion!!!!!
*Teremax comes up out of my shadow looking like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed*
*yawns* Don't call me minion.... 'sup Shoubu?
Don't say "'sup" to the enemy!!! Now...
Whoa... you got huge boobies!
Ya, that's why I need you to...
I gotcha I gotcha.
*makes tits bigger* NO!!! Not that you idiot! ATTACK SHOUBU NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolz!

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 18:17:40 +0000 UTC]

hey teramax hang on one second (changes back into a male body that even a level 2 super saiyan would fear) now then how's this going to end

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 18:27:19 +0000 UTC]

Ter: Oh so that's how you're going play eh? Well two can play at that game bub!
*becomes taller, buffer, more demonic, surrounded in flames*
Ter: NOW WHO'S TOUGH EH? (booming demonic voice)
Me: This can only go from bad to worst...

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 18:30:45 +0000 UTC]

eh I've been through worse (two long fist blades about a meter long appear at his hand he grips them his helmet beginning to creak sounding like it might burst)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 18:39:36 +0000 UTC]

Ter: HA! I'M SOOO SCARED! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS (MAN I WISH I COULD STOP SPEAKING IN ALL CAPITALS...)
*sprouts scorpion tail, two extra pairs of arms, extra set of wings, and a spiked spine*
Ter: HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW, EH?!
Me: I'm just gonna go over here at look for a potion to cure me in my bottomless pocket. (lets see, monkey wrench, taco, sexy neko... how'd she get in there?)

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 18:42:50 +0000 UTC]

alright here goes (the helmet releases air pockets venting his extra energy before he chrages him punching a whole right through him)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 18:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Ter:... UH... AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY OW OR SOMETHING?! I'M A FRIGGIN IMMORTAL MADE OF SHADOW!!!
*Grabs your head in a death grip*
Ter: ANY LAST WORDS, MORTAL?!
Me: Iphone, cowbell, cursed bra, Marceline the vampire queen... er... not sure how she got in there (sorry bout this come back later kay? Bye Marcy.) God how does all this shit get in here I mean really, I can never find what I want to find!

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 18:59:35 +0000 UTC]

mortal? mortal?!?!? hahaha I am a shadow morph we created the shadow immortals as guardians for us but they escaped there power is nothing against us (the hole in his stomache begins to burn as ruins form in and around in going across his body) you see my swords are called banishers I'm aure you've heard of them

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 19:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Ter: ORLY?! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS DESTROYING MY CURRENT FORM!
*shadows melt off his body, revealing his indestrucible, intangible, weak, blood-red ghostly soul form*
Ter: sure, I hate it, but I ain't a "shadow immortal". I, am a SHADOW DEMON!!!! Son of the Great Shade (king of shadow demons) and Aphrodite (Greek Goddess of Love)(well, son isn't a very accurate term since I wasn't really "born", I formed from a fusion of their magic energies, fully formed)!
*Shadow reform around him*
Ter: Now, where were we?
Me: Finally found my potion cabinet. *opens it* ....
CURSE ME FOR NEVER LABELING THESE!!!!!!!

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 19:21:49 +0000 UTC]

we we're right here (the ruins appear under the shadows on his red ghostly form and begin to crack his body) you only think your immortal for it was the gods themselves who granted me these weapons specifically designed to annihilate the dark creatures (the ruins immobilize his body as they slowly cause him immense pain) the only way to stop the ruins to to return in to her body

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 19:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Ter: Why am I doing this again?
Me: Well, it wasn't the antidote, but at least it made my boobs shrink some.

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 19:26:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure all I know is he wanted you to attack me so I'm fending you off with these ruins but if you don't return the ruins will wipe you from existance

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 21:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Ter: Oh yeah, he started this! *glares at me*
Me: YES! I finally found my antidote! *is back to normal*
Ter: *whispers* hey uh, shoubu, truce to get this guy?

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-05 21:11:51 +0000 UTC]

hell yes (removes the ruins restoring him to full power) now then

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-05 21:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Me: Glad to have ya back buddy! *gropes crotch* Now just gotta close this potion cabinet.
Ter: *sneaks up behind cabinet and shoves*
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! *gets coated in 50 different potions*
(gonna let you decide the aftermath)

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-06 07:09:11 +0000 UTC]

(you turn into a chocolate bunny named whiskers)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-06 12:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Me: must... resist... urge... to eat self!
Ter: CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!! *lunges*
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs like the devil*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-06 17:28:29 +0000 UTC]

(walsofftowards his castle)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-06 17:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Me: God damn you Shoubu! *pant pant* I'll get you for this! In we go! *jumps into bottomless pocket, zip it shut*
Ter: Man... I'll never find it in there... Oh well! *unzips it and jumps in*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-06 17:38:41 +0000 UTC]

hmmm (zips the pocket shut taking it with him)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-06 18:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Me: *jumps out human, but female and wearing an anime-style japanese schoolgirl uniform* Damn potion cabinet!
Ter: *arm shoots out and grabs me* Oh no you don't 'missy'!
Me: Gaaah!!!! *gets pulled back in*
*zipper shuts*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-07 00:08:47 +0000 UTC]

ok time to intervene (pens the zipper and dives in A zeno picks it up and carries it to my castle) alright what's going on here

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-09 21:10:22 +0000 UTC]

*zipper rips open and a note flies out*
Dear Marceline,
Few things. 1) Teremax is going psycho on me. 2) Trapped in Infinity Pocket. 3) You left your bass guitar and erm... "unmentionables" here.
Help!!!
Thomas
*Paper fold into paper airplane and shoots off*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-09 23:50:00 +0000 UTC]

(finds you both inside the bag) ok what in the sam hell is going on here

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-14 20:17:06 +0000 UTC]

*paper airplane with red M on it flies to me. Read it, dive into pocket more, come back with big bronze sword, a red battle axe/bass guitar, and an overstuffed backpack.*
*airplane flies away. I chase after it*
Me: "I'm a'comin' Marci!"
Ter: "Aw man, he's under Marceline's protection now. I can't fight those I find attractive. *sad face*"

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-15 03:57:33 +0000 UTC]

(the paper airplane starts falling to the ground due to me impaling it with a fist blade I leap onto the plane shred it and port back over to ter)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-16 20:10:05 +0000 UTC]

*airplane regenerates and resumes its' flight path*
Ter: Ya, should of told you the thing can't be destroyed or deactivated until Marceline says so or its' mission is completed. And I wouldn't try that again if I were you. Meh... I want chocolate... BANZAAII!!! *jumps into pocket to look for chocolate*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-17 01:40:02 +0000 UTC]

(umm we are all still in the pocket dude) hmmm (uses voice manipulator)*your mission is finished* (the planes deactivates)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-23 20:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Me: Damn you Shoubu! You shall pay for your insolence!
Ter: Plus, Marceline is probably watching and is now gonna be a wee bit pissed. Hell hath no fury like a vampire's scorn, dude. Plus... I FOUNDS MES SOME CHOCOLATE!!!
*Giant tentacle shoots out of rubbish and grabs me*
Me: Bad kraken! Bad kraken! *start hacking at it with sword as I get dragged away*

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-24 03:51:49 +0000 UTC]

(dives in kills the kraken and pulls you out) vampires ain't got nothin on me

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-03-30 19:59:38 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ah well, the important thing is that I did not get tentacle raped just then. (shudder)
Ter: Hey, what does this button do? *pushes button*
Me: Frankly I have no frikin idea but probably something bad/stupid.

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-03-31 02:41:23 +0000 UTC]

(the button turns into a red ribbon and flies away) well that was anti climactic anywho (puts handcuffs on you and gives ter an apple) those handcuffs will nullify any and all of your powers and strength ter I'm done here have a nice day also your both trapped here as the exit has been permanently sealed (opens a portal walking out it shuts right after he exits)

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-04-13 20:11:33 +0000 UTC]

me:... good thing i have no powers to nullify.
Ter: ugh... I hate non-chocolate food...
Both: CUUUURSE YOU SHOUBU!!

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shoubu12 In reply to TamSketchit [2011-04-14 04:30:39 +0000 UTC]

eh they'll figure something out to do now than let's annalize his bag

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TamSketchit In reply to shoubu12 [2011-04-15 23:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Ter: Hey wait a min... what happened to that ribbon thing?
MEANWHILE....
*Ribbon floats down onto Shoubu's head and latches on*
*Turn into stereotypical busty anime girl*

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