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TheMonsterInsideofMe [2015-03-23 17:41:34 +0000 UTC]
Are you a fan of Sweeney Todd? Only Artie's pies sound very familiar...
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TheMonsterInsideofMe In reply to LuciferMoriarty [2015-04-27 21:08:59 +0000 UTC]
I haven't seen the film. I'm too young (but I've heard it was brilliant). I was talking about the original story.
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riley-phantomhive [2014-07-03 03:16:29 +0000 UTC]
That has to be my favourite!!!! If you don't mind a Luciano/Feliciano x Reader would be ace!
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PickleQueenOfNinjas [2014-03-25 01:01:36 +0000 UTC]
Dang, it's amazing that Alfred's not dead yet. Then again, he probably wouldn't die even if you killed him.
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DonkeyFace98 [2014-02-10 00:03:17 +0000 UTC]
If this was real I would have chopped off Al's Dick and put it in a jar so he can't get off on pain anymore 😊 but I really want to find someone like Matt, he knows just what to say 😉
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to DonkeyFace98 [2014-03-17 18:41:57 +0000 UTC]
LMAO!!!! Alfred never thinks unfortunately. Matthew is adorable and wise beyond his years. His main goal is protecting and being nice to his wife n,n
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DonkeyFace98 In reply to Silver-KitsuneNeko [2014-03-17 20:38:28 +0000 UTC]
Sadly the Matthew's in this world are few and far between :/
Alfred's are probably more likely to come by, and would make me laugh I guess XD
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Alice-cry11 [2013-12-13 01:33:02 +0000 UTC]
the first thing that poped up in my head at the cuting part with england was a berbershop then the next part with trap door was demon then the grider was "HOLY F**KING GOD I DONT EVER WANTO PISS OF ENGLAND OR STEAL FROM OR SAY HIS COOKING IS BAD"
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to Alice-cry11 [2014-01-04 23:06:37 +0000 UTC]
NEVER piss off Artie and it's an automatic death sentence if you blatantly tell him his cooking sucks after tasting it ><
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Alice-cry11 In reply to Silver-KitsuneNeko [2014-01-05 17:05:39 +0000 UTC]
thats why i love Olli maybe he can help me cook *very bad at it*
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to Alice-cry11 [2014-03-08 06:57:59 +0000 UTC]
Pffft no one's bad at cooking. You need to find your niche. You could never be as bad as my friend who somehow ruined instant brownies. Seriously, all she had to do was add water and a an egg and the brownies came out a gooey half baked mess. Still good though.
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1Seven-Sins1 [2013-11-14 19:07:49 +0000 UTC]
AL YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH! *chases him with a shovel* I SHALL KILL YOU! DX
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minchen0897 [2013-08-01 16:24:09 +0000 UTC]
'Always look on the bright sight of live' ->the life of Brian. That song is awesome and the movie is not bad too~!
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to minchen0897 [2013-08-01 17:25:19 +0000 UTC]
LOL I wondering when someone would get that reference. Love that movie, especially when the Roman corrected his Latin and not to mention Biggus Dickus xD
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SocietyMember [2013-07-20 02:09:57 +0000 UTC]
Um... Artie makes meat pies out of human flesh? Is this a Sweeney Todd reference or just a coincidence?
Either way, great story!
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to SocietyMember [2013-07-21 23:02:41 +0000 UTC]
A little of both, only difference is that Artie isn't out for revenge, he has unsavory people break into his Bakery all the time and because there's so many corpses he decided to feed the homeless n,n Sweeney....he just does it for revenge and that's just crazy n,n
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Bonegirl321 [2013-06-25 21:36:56 +0000 UTC]
Think 2p Italy is still going to be after her?
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SilverMoon75 [2013-05-18 15:42:24 +0000 UTC]
If I was honestly in that situation, F.A.C.E would be F.C.E. by the end of it. Alfred, you SOB....Imma KILL YOU!!! *runs after with machete, scythe and several instruments of torture including a blender*
Besides my being pissed at Al, this was another fantastic story by you my dear. Brilliant plot and entertaining work. I loved it like always. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a stupid American to go violently murder. Bye bye! *waves cheerfully before horrified scrams commence*
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to SilverMoon75 [2013-05-18 20:34:00 +0000 UTC]
Thank you n,n! Damn that Al but sadly with him, he LIKES pain so beating him to death would be a turn on in a way, especially if the person doing it is cute. But that doesn't mean he's not going to feel it if you really put your back into it [lands crowbar] n,n
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guardianarchangel [2013-05-04 02:57:12 +0000 UTC]
AWWWWWWWWWW I Wanna be married to MAttie
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Arione-rii [2013-03-14 14:33:56 +0000 UTC]
Boy, do I have a new found love 2P F.A.C.E. family~
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aibi0608 [2013-03-10 15:29:07 +0000 UTC]
all this links to al...... isnt matt gonna kill al for doing that to his beloved wife 0v0
i forgot that al is a masochists so pain is no deal , well maybe except death.....
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aibi0608 In reply to Silver-KitsuneNeko [2013-03-11 23:26:24 +0000 UTC]
what else is sexier beside the fact that your husband is a professional poacher/bounty hunter ?? *w*
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EmeraldPeacock [2013-03-07 03:40:40 +0000 UTC]
That was awesome. This is pretty normal for the Face family. XD
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to EmeraldPeacock [2013-03-07 04:46:39 +0000 UTC]
LOL So much that Francis just left without even wondering why Artie was covered in blood or why Reader-chan was in the middle of the woods with poachers.
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Silver-KitsuneNeko In reply to AvalonMelody [2013-02-15 03:50:46 +0000 UTC]
Actually even I have no idea where their location is LOL There's moose, the Russian mafia, the Italian mafia, deep woods, it's just a mess. There's a reason why Alfred provokes his brother >< Sadly that's the reason n,n
I'm glad you're enjoying them
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Ambymation [2013-02-08 10:19:19 +0000 UTC]
OMG i love it sooo much haha
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Roronoa-D-Riku [2013-02-01 07:17:00 +0000 UTC]
that. was. EPICAL! i love this too much ^^
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sassyfox79 [2013-01-23 21:33:10 +0000 UTC]
... I'm bad ass ...
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