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Mistress Suzette and Mort, with their usual skewed humor, suggested a church wedding. Darian offered Acherus. Halduron claimed that Silvermoon was the only place elegant enough. Loo'tor lobbied for Darnassus – "The Temple of the Moon is so romantic!" And Argyle – who was temporarily stuck in shu'halo form due to an unfortunate incident with his latest batch of Orbs of Genderswap – said that although he and Deathnugget had finalized their bonding in Gnomeregan, his temporarily Tauren perspective made him certain that Thunder Bluff would be ideal. "Bluffside! Because you've risen above your faction differences! It's symbolic! You get it, right? 'Cause it's high up in the air?"

In fact, it seemed that everyone they knew had an opinion. Or sent them suggested text for "vows" – the ones from Uta the Beast were especially colorful – but in the end, like every couple, Koltira and Thassarian did it their way.

With friends and acquaintances and sundry other curious parties shivering below, Thassarian and Koltira stood on separate rock croppings in Icecrown. Setting their runeblades on the ground –

("That probably symbolizes their willingness to drop their defenses and be vulnerable and emotionally open to each other," Deathnugget whispered to Argyle with a sniffle)

– they deathgripped each other to a midway point, then embraced and kissed ferociously.

"Get a room!" Argyle yelled up at them, dodging a dropped gauntlet. "Before you melt everything in the zone and piss off the Northrend Chamber of Commerce!"

"I still think they ought to have had a traditional ceremony in the temple of the Moon," Loo'tor grumbled quite loudly.

The newlyweds turned and unleashed simultaneous Mind Freezes at her, which kept the night elf quiet for an exceptionally long time.

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~ The End ~
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Filling the prompt: Thassarian/Koltira. Nontraditional wedding ceremonies and vows - after all, Thassarian says he'll get married eventually, but he never specifies to whom. Set it whenever and wherever you wish. Initially posted on the Dreamwidth community sidequest.

Disclaimer: Warcraft and World of Warcraft are the intellectual property of Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. and were used in this fanfiction for fan purposes only. No infringement or disrespect of the copyright holders of Warcraft, World of Warcraft, or their derivative works is intended by this fanfiction.
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(o2) 20 Nov 2011

Description
Mistress Suzette and Mort, with their usual skewed humor, suggested a church wedding. Darian offered Acherus. Halduron claimed that Silvermoon was the only place elegant enough. Loo'tor lobbied for Darnassus – "The Temple of the Moon is so romantic!" And Argyle – who was temporarily stuck in shu'halo form due to an unfortunate incident with his latest batch of Orbs of Genderswap – said that although he and Deathnugget had finalized their bonding in Gnomeregan, his temporarily Tauren perspective made him certain that Thunder Bluff would be ideal. "Bluffside! Because you've risen above your faction differences! It's symbolic! You get it, right? 'Cause it's high up in the air?"

In fact, it seemed that everyone they knew had an opinion. Or sent them suggested text for "vows" – the ones from Uta the Beast were especially colorful – but in the end, like every couple, Koltira and Thassarian did it their way.

With friends and acquaintances and sundry other curious parties shivering below, Thassarian and Koltira stood on separate rock croppings in Icecrown. Setting their runeblades on the ground –

("That probably symbolizes their willingness to drop their defenses and be vulnerable and emotionally open to each other," Deathnugget whispered to Argyle with a sniffle)

– they deathgripped each other to a midway point, then embraced and kissed ferociously.

"Get a room!" Argyle yelled up at them, dodging a dropped gauntlet. "Before you melt everything in the zone and piss off the Northrend Chamber of Commerce!"

"I still think they ought to have had a traditional ceremony in the temple of the Moon," Loo'tor grumbled quite loudly.

The newlyweds turned and unleashed simultaneous Mind Freezes at her, which kept the night elf quiet for an exceptionally long time.

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.
~ The End ~
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Filling the prompt: Thassarian/Koltira. Nontraditional wedding ceremonies and vows - after all, Thassarian says he'll get married eventually, but he never specifies to whom. Set it whenever and wherever you wish. Initially posted on the Dreamwidth community sidequest.

Disclaimer: Warcraft and World of Warcraft are the intellectual property of Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. and were used in this fanfiction for fan purposes only. No infringement or disrespect of the copyright holders of Warcraft, World of Warcraft, or their derivative works is intended by this fanfiction.
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(o2) 20 Nov 2011