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Published: 2012-12-09 10:43:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 1355; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 2
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Description My roommates and I kinda have this inside joke going about "running through the forest with coffee" ever since I attempted to describe one of my perfumes using that phrase (for anyone who's curious, it's supposed to be a woody/foresty smell with coffee). Anyway.

My current muse of the moment happens to be Sexual Offenderman (courtesy of Arc [link] ; see [link] ) because of 2 reasons:

1. I like drawing buff, naked dudes (albeit with horribly portioned anatomy).
2. I can't draw faces nor hair for the life of me.

ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC. Here's Sexual Offenderman running through the forest with cups of coffee. Probably to troll Slenderman or something.

Edit: Leave a comment suggesting what crack pic of Smexy you want to see next in my crappy drawing style! LOL
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Comments: 18

arcanineryu [2012-12-09 21:53:33 +0000 UTC]

i giggled at the picture, chuckled at the description, and burst out laughing at the comments.
i love it!

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simplemiseries In reply to arcanineryu [2012-12-09 22:06:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Thank you!

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daltheznadof [2012-12-09 20:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Gosh, I hate coffee. I love Smexy though, haha.
This would be a scary sight.

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simplemiseries In reply to daltheznadof [2012-12-09 20:33:04 +0000 UTC]

Imagine him showing up at your house with a rape face dripping with coffee. *snickers*

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daltheznadof In reply to simplemiseries [2012-12-10 00:20:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh Jebus!!! Let the nightmares rain!

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gorillazfan666 [2012-12-09 19:49:58 +0000 UTC]

Smexy: Ah! My face is burning! But still worth it if I can make it to her house!

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Lerdavian In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-12-09 21:07:53 +0000 UTC]

DERP!

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Lerdavian [2012-12-09 21:53:18 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Lerdavian In reply to gorillazfan666 [2012-12-09 22:09:34 +0000 UTC]

yup.

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gorillazfan666 In reply to Lerdavian [2012-12-09 22:11:52 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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TheBloodyCountess [2012-12-09 19:13:55 +0000 UTC]

This... is hilarious!

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Lerdavian [2012-12-09 14:12:44 +0000 UTC]

This makes me happy.

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simplemiseries In reply to Lerdavian [2012-12-09 20:31:38 +0000 UTC]

It makes me happy too. XD I FEEL LIKE RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST WITH MY OWN COFFEE!

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Lerdavian In reply to simplemiseries [2012-12-09 20:44:22 +0000 UTC]

Yup. I feel the urge to streak all of s sudden. O_O; Hopefully I can repress this...-_-; XDDDD

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simplemiseries In reply to Lerdavian [2012-12-09 21:06:09 +0000 UTC]

*twitches* Now I feel like putting roses on my crotch. =.= XDDD

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Lerdavian In reply to simplemiseries [2012-12-09 21:07:16 +0000 UTC]

XDDD Sounds painful XDDDD

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simplemiseries In reply to Lerdavian [2012-12-09 21:08:43 +0000 UTC]

Just adorning my bush. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Lerdavian In reply to simplemiseries [2012-12-09 21:09:44 +0000 UTC]

*falls out of chair laughing* OMG LOOL!!!!XDDDD

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