HOME | DD
SirKaijuOfVaudeville — Kaitheros:God ofthe Cretaceous
Published: 2011-05-02 08:49:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 2292; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description
Name: KaitherosAlias: Lord of Predation, God of the Cretaceous, King of Carnivores.
Scientific Name: Carnivoras Deusrex (God King of Flesh Eaters)
Alignment: Lawful Good
Factions: Gods of Gaia
Kaiju Type: Guardian
Kaiju Rank: Class 2: Warrior.
Size:
Height: 60 Meters (fully erect)
Length: 100 meters (from snout to tail tip)
Weight: 20,000 tons
Powers:
Agile: he is very fast and agile, leaping great distances and running up to 500 Kilometers an hour.
Solar Manipulation: He can gather and manipulate Solar Energy into his attacks. The Solar energy is gathered by basking in the sun and being collected through his spines. The energy used isn't “Hot as the sun” but still hot enough to melt most metals and deal damage to opponents.
Summoning: He can summon various theropod dinosaurs and other carnivores from his the Den of Predation. Which ties into to....
Predatory influence: As mentioned above he also influences other predator’s how he does it remains a mystery, but he has been shown to cause population explosions of more endangered predators sometimes causing them to be removed from the Endangered species list entirely. He can also rally other predators to his cause who in turn fight for him.
Mental Bond: Kaitheros can create a mental link with any sentient creature. Namely Humans. Which allows him to speak telepathically with the individual, share his knowledge, lend the individual his strength in turn for the individual (namely Ruki Motoko) to spread his word, serve as a public face and deal with matters on the human level. However due to the nature of the link, any pain he suffers, his link suffers too, and vice-versa. If his link is taken far enough away from him, the link between the human and him breaks causing immense pain to both of them.
Notable Attacks:
Solar Flare: His Spines burst into a blinding flash of light temporally blinding his opponent.
Solar Pulse: He releases Solar Energy from his spines causing area damage of solar energy good for getting opponents to “let go”. Doesn't do much damage.
Solar Fireball: He gathers up energy in his mouth and then suddenly releasing it.
Solar Beam: One of his strongest attacks. He charges up a good deal of solar energy and fires a superheated beam of energy at his opponent. Drains his energy rapidly.
Roar of the Cretaceous: He roars and suddenly various large Theropod dinosaurs appear to aid him.
Predators Might: His attack strength and speed increases immensely as his body goes into overdrive, he gets exhausted quicker however.
Finishing Move:
Coup D' Grace: He powers up all of his solar energy and gathers them to his Wrist Blades, which super-heats them. He then proceeds to either slice his foe in two or decapitate them with both of his blades crossed like scissors.
Fighting Style:
He fights fairly with all of his opponents, and doesn't play dirty, his “solar flare” and “roar of the cretaceous” only coming into play against more monstrous foes. He tries to avoid using his ranged attacks, only using them when his options are limited. He fights mostly tooth and claw using his speed and cunning to his advantage. He usually waits for his opponent to make the first move, his battles can last a while as he spends a good amount of time studying his opponent before getting “serious”.
However, he can get quite rash and abandon “studying” his opponent and getting right into the thick of combat with them, especially if he is angry at said opponent or if said opponent has various innocent lives at stake or both...
Weaknesses:
Honor: He doesn't play dirty. A lot of foes do. And can be taken advantage of.
Solar Batteries: He needs to charge his energy by basking in the sun every day, and he gradually loses power when he fights at night or when there is a dense overcast.
Carnivore: As the King of Predation, he too needs to eat, a lot...a lot of meat that is. He occasionally summons sauropod dinosaurs to snack on (namely freshly dead ones), or the occasional giant chimaera makes good eats. He loses his strength when he doesn't get his nutrients.
Poor Swimmer: For the most part he remains landlocked, but he can wade from landmass to landmass if the water is ‘Shallow’ enough or if he has help from another Kaiju or human intervention.
Damsel Syndrome: His human link is his only way of communicating with the human race, and so she must be protected at all times. If she suddenly “disappears” he's left without a way to communicate, and due to the link...if she is hurt so is he....and if she is taken far enough away...
Personality:
Noble. Honorable, and has a fair sense of right and wrong. He is very inquisitive and interested in human affairs, he will attempt to give all his foes a “chance” to redeem themselves, or a second chance. He is very patient that way, HOWEVER, if the opponent is to much of a “complete monster” to even regard being forgiven, all bets are off. He is also one of the most rebellious of the gods (next to Selphan) ignoring the decision to leave humanity to its fate by C'thun and heading for earth to make things right manually. He also has an uncanny trend of sparing most of his opponents, rarely EVER using his “Fatality” and usually only saving it for the most monstrous and evil of foes. He is however loyal to those he calls his “friends”, “family” and “allies”, despite being rebellious in the current family affairs, he still cares for his family.
Excerpt from an interview with a Korean Union private.
“We were ordered to kill everyone. I was young draftee and I was scared and horrified on what we where doing to Japanese. They said it was for “revenge” during the second Korean War and World War 2. I killed some civilians, their scared and pitiful faces etched into my mind. I was close to deserting or having one of my officers shoot me. I prayed for retribution... and that’s what we got. Out of the Sky, a dragon made of bone descended. It roared and began to decimate our forces... I stumbled and fell over as it slowly swaggered to my area, incinerating tanks and our jeeps with it's yellow fire. It looked down at me. I thought it was going to eat me...instead it just stared at me, its eye gazing deep in my own, then I ran for my life, it didn't chase me even though it could catch up with me with two steps. It was like it spared my life... I took it as a hint and deserted the rest of my squad, a couple of younger draftees joined up with me. And in horror of what we done we turned ourselves in to the Japanese Military, within a week the entire Korean-Japanese War was over. All due to their new dragon guardian...
Excerpt from the report of Dr. Katherine Worron
The saurian guardian dubbed “Kaitheros” is the first factual report of an terrestrial animal that were dubbed “Kaiju”. We have little to no information which gives us a clear origin besides the statement and testimony of Ruki Motoko, the saurian's so called “link”. Her statements suggest that “Kaitheros” is one of twelve gods watching over the planet. I am no theologist, but there is credence backing her story, however it is still to early to say for certain that Kaitheros is what “he” (Ms. Motoko's statements suggest it is a male) is suggested to be. Due to this lack of information, we cannot assume anything at this point, whether Kaitheros is simply a fabled “Giant Chimaera” or if it really is a god, we cannot say for certain. All we can do is watch and observe the actions of the saurian, which at the time of this report suggest sentience and morality...is on par with Human beings.
Biography:
With a majority of the Gods of Gaia favoring the awakening of their brother C'thun to bring another mass extinction upon the earth, a mass out lash came from the other side of the debate. Stating it was too soon for a new Era to begin, and that awakening C'thun would destroy all current life on the planet, and the only sentient race the earth has seen yet! Although suggested to bring man to one of the “bastions” it was completely shot down by the other-side due to matters of man destabilizing the natural peace of the “bastions”. There was an attempt to argue to give man a second chance, However, there was no argument, Carnructa being the third oldest of the gods and the Goddess of Order, held things in line with her natural ability. However one god wouldn't have it, and made it very clear. However as fate would have it, he would not heed the decision of his siblings and set out. He set out during the night, when most of his siblings were asleep or tending to their own matters, he would make things right on the earth himself and prevent needless death and destruction, and permanent extinction for mankind and the other inhabitants of earth. However, while he was on the threshold between the “bastions” and the Earth he met Archaes...
Kaitheros quickly got on his guard, but Archaes told him to stay at ease. Archaes then told Kaitheros he would not interfere with the events about to unfold, nor would he tell the other siblings of his brother's “vanishment” from the bastions. It was Archaes's duty to watch and observe, not to interfere. Kaitheros than asked why Archaes didn't take part in the vote. Archaes chuckled before telling his younger sibling that, he seen all the options before they occurred, and they would all end the same way. Even if Archaes sided with the “Anti-C'thun Committee” It would have ended in a Tie, and the he didn't need to see the future to know that the older siblings have the first say in tie-breakers, and with two of the oldest on the other side, it would have ended similarly...
Kaitheros seen his brothers logic and resided before asking what will happen in the future. Kaitheros already knew his brother's answer. Archaes responded with “I cannot tell any one what will happen, even my own family...as is the curse of my power” Kaitheros resided and set off... once Kaitheros was out of earshot Archaes grunted: “...although, you will herald change, for better or worse.”
***
Tokyo, Japan
July 3rd, 2113
Tokyo was easily one of the last remaining remnants of the “old-world” standing in the Eastern hemisphere. The City itself was a forefront of technological advancement and ingenuity. Although at first glance it would seem other. Tokyo has remained where it stood for the past 100 years, even with the ocean level rise. Skyscrapers and other buildings rose from the depths of a shallow ocean. The lower floors were flooded with Sea Water, while humanity salvaged a living on the higher floors. Makeshift bridges connected the Skyscrapers, hundreds of feet above the ocean. And boating was a primary means of transportation. The streets and highways that used to be packed with cars were now underwater in this brave new world. Coral Reefs built up at the base of the Skyscrapers forming habitats for all source of sea life. The rising temperatures of the ocean contributing to their growth. While “Global Warming” was less of an issue, the tectonic and atmospheric activity caused by the Aureole caused temperatures to rise all over the pacific, making Washington to Chile and from Middle Japan to New Zealand subtropical zones.
Due to this warming, Tokyo flourished on the waves. Fishing and Salvage became a primary source to get by on this former metropolis rising from the depths. On the shore, “New Tokyo” flourished as Tokyo in the past had. “New Tokyo” was a mere district in Tokyo being divided into two distinct districts “New Tokyo” on the shore, and “Old Tokyo” in the ocean. Both districts were a mix of old traditions mixed with modern technological innovation. Pagodas and trees flourished on the tops of the floating sky scrapers hundreds of feet above the ocean. While Hydroelectric generators and Solar panels were built along side the skyscrapers still providing the reminders of humanities past glory with electrical power.
Morning and Evening Commutes were a lot less congested that what it used to be with people going by the bridges high above the flooded streets or by boat. However this state of peace would be halted. In the distance smoke rose from the land, and that night fire and gunpowder flew high into coastal Tokyo. The Korean-Union had arrived.
The Korean-Union was what remained of what was known as North-Korea after the Aureole's assault. With the north quickly laying dominion over the south and within the course of fifty years had built a massive invasion force with the sole purpose of conquering the eastern coast of Asia. And Soon they set their sights for Japan, a country who had disgraced the Korea's in the past. And by all means, they would make Japan suffer for its actions two hundred years ago during the second world war (despite the fact that Imperial Japan was disbanded directly after WWII) However the Korean-Union's current Dictator, a descendant from Kim Jong II, was just as batshit crazy as his ancestor was...in a bad, genocidal way. And thus ordered an event known has the “Purge” which would involve slaughtering millions of Japanese civilians, and any other horrid act before that.
Soon the KU's armies were at Tokyo's Doorstep. The Japanese Military tried its damnedest to hold off the KU armies. But to no avail as KU troops started setting houses and buildings on shore ablaze, and dragging men out in the streets and shooting them. The women and children were not so fortunate, as some KU troops went into the houses and raped the women and children within before killing them. At this point in the Korean-Japanese War, nobody knew the inhuman atrocities being committed....
**
Ruki Motoko was a teenage girl attending an academy in what used to be the Twin Government Buildings in Tokyo. “The University of Old Tokyo” was a rather modest university, specializing in most traditional Japanese Traditions. Classes specializing in Martial Arts, Old style Kanji, and even classes on being a proper Shrine Maiden inhabited the old Government building among others.
Ruki was your average 17 year old women living out of Old Tokyo. Her mother and father made a living off of fishing and salvage, which brought in a steady income, allowing the family to live in the upper floors of a flooded skyscraper. Her father stayed at home most of the time, and fished from “the basement” (the floor where the ocean stopped) getting in decent sized Tuna and other fish from his own home, providing the family with ample food. Her mother provided most the income in terms of salvage, a graduate from the University of Old Tokyo, Katsumi Motoko was an expert salvage diver, going down to the submerged streets of Old Tokyo and bringing back various items from the drowned shops. The Salvage sells good, as there a various collectors of old world Japanese trinkets who will pay top dollar with each find. Manga which have somehow survived the ocean bottom for a hundred years, pay especially well, especially if its a more obscure title, and not one commonly found like “Shounen Jump” editions which can be found in almost any store down there. Electronics are used for parts only, while furniture is refurbished and then resold to households. The most worthy of prizes are monuments which can be salvaged and sold millions of dollars. Katsumi Motoko was made famous by finding the “Godzilla” monument down in the flooded streets which put her name in the history books. (The Statue is currently on display in the “Museum of Tokyo” with an entire exhibition on Japanese Pop Culture . The museum of which is located near the “University of Old Tokyo”.
Ruki Motoko took the best of her parents traits, her fathers knack for helping others and her mothers intelligence and curiosity. A good girl, with good grades and lots of friends. However she was also quite independent, preferring to solve everything on her own without help. This would do much to impress a certain saurian...
Back on the Night of July 3rd, Ruki was tending her business helping her father haul Tuna from the basement, when the sirens rang. Her father told her to run, as he went and grabbed his rifle, Ruki didn't run, she wanted to help her Father, despite her protests her Father sent her off on the first escape boat he could find. With him staying behind to wait for his wife and Ruki's mother.
However, things never go as planned. As Ruki jumped port at the next dock while the boat stopped to pick up more refugees. She set off to find a way back to her father, and hopefully her mother. However when she arrived....she found her home ablaze.... She fell to her knees as the skyscraper she lived all her lived burned. People jumping from the building only to fall to their death against reefs and the impact of the water. She seen bodies, dozens of them, floating on the water. Men...Women...Children, some of whom she recognized as friends and neighbors...all murdered. Her eyes furrowed as tears blazed down her cheeks. However then she saw, her father. He was stumbling towards her, Ruki ran over to greet him only to find him collapse in her arms, his back was ravaged and bleeding, from various bullet shells. She tried to tell him it'd be alright and that she'd get help but it was too late, as he faded from life. His last words: “Run...Ruki-chan...”
Sadness was drowned by Anger, but she would heed her fathers dying wish, and she ran...and ran...and ran.
Crossing from docks, to bridges she didn't let up, soon she arrived at the dock leading to the 'New Tokyo' district. She thought she was home free...however she was knocked to the ground by sudden whack to the back. A KU squad had caught up with her. However, they weren't going to kill her just yet, hell they were going to have some fun with their catch.
So they strapped her hands behind her back and gagged her, tears blurring down her face...
'This can't be happening...' she thought as they ripped her school uniform to shreds.
'I'm going to..” they threw her stripped form to the ground
'die...' Ruki closed her eyes accepting her fate... but the hand of fate had a different idea in mind for the young woman...
**
A freak storm appeared over Tokyo, heavy winds and rain announced the approach of something...soon the clouds spiraled like Hurricane, and in the eye of the storm a bright enveloping light exploded. Leaving a small crater. From the crater, a bone clad saurian emerged: Kaitheros had made landfall.
Sensing for the presence of the local predators, Kaitheros felt immense and terrible pain coming from the people around him. The creatures surrounding him where in dire pain, then he realized (in horror) at the source of the pain: Genocide. He growled and laid eyes on the perpetrators staring wide eyed at the giant saurian...who roared with immense anger at the Korean-Union soldiers, Divine Retribution was at hand...
**
Ruki had given up all hope, she was going to be raped, and then probably be killed, or worse. The leader officer started to undo his belt, Ruki closed her eyes bracing for the worst. Suddenly, a roar announced itself as Ruki's eyes lit open. The squad looked behind them as a blazing tank was tossed in their direction they scattered, however the lead officer ran right into the crash directory of the destroyed Tank as it crashed directly on top of him.
The tape over Ruki's mouth peeled off due to the sweat and tears from her face, as Ruki looked up at her “savior” tears furrowed into her eyes she looked up at the saurian, however her being at the brink of a Despair Event Horizon got a hold of her.
“Well?! What are you waiting for?!” she cried, making Kaitheros feel taken aback.
“Kill me as you did them! I have nothing left! My friends! My family! They are all dead!” she angerly cried as tears poured from her eyes. Kaitheros stood taken aback by the women In front of him, she peeked his curiosity, and his interest. With hardly a second thought he rashly came to a decision: he would make her his bond. Kaitheros closed his eyes and dug deep into the recesses of his mind before suddenly opening them!
Suddenly hundreds of images flooded Ruki's mind, she fell to her knees as she felt her very soul and mind meld with something. It was almost religious in a sense as she felt like she experiencing a true biblical connection. But what really set the mood was a voice that projected into her mind:
“Child of man, do not throw yourself into deaths cold embrace, survive.”
Her eyes opened in awe, was it...speaking with her?
“Your life is still worthwhile, I know your despair, the atrocities committed against you and your people are unforgivable.”
'who..are you?' she questioned mentally but was stunned when she got an answer.
“I? I am Kaitheros. God of the Cretaceous and the Lord of Predation, do not feel humbled child, now you have my name, might I ask what is your name?”
'Ruki...Ruki Motoko...'
“Ruki? Roo-Key... such a name is beautiful name for such a lovely young... you are a female, right?'
Ruki couldn't help but to giggle, a god asking if she was a girl? This was far to surreal...
'Yes, I am.' Ruki could literally feel the embarrassment from the saurian diety.
“Well, Okay then... as I was stating, your life is still valuable, despite what horror you have went through this night, the dawn is approaching and you are still alive, take your life, your father died defending, make use of it.”
'How d-d-did you know?'
“About your Father? The bond between us allowed me to see through your memories, and you through mine. Mine memories are still unviewed as of yet since you did not choose to look unto them as of yet, but there will be time where you shall know enough of me, as I of you.”
'Then why did you ask my name?'
“simple. I wanted to hear it in your tongue, and secondly it would have been rude to call you by name without getting confirmation.”
'Oh.' Ruki resided but then asked 'Why did you bond with me? I'm no one important, I'm just a teenage girl who had really bad night, my father is dead, my mother is missing, and my city is in ruin, so what can you gain from me?' Ruki didn't expect to get such a quick reply.
“Simple. You are Strong, Intelligent and have strong bonds and convictions, not unlike myself. You were on Death's door step and yet faced with a creature that could kill you, you didn't beg for mercy, you embraced death, you asked for me to end you, for that I shall not do. You are true practitioner of my ideals, young Ruki, and for that I bonded with you and with my bond I lent you my memories, the very pattern and essence of my thoughts as well as my strength and my trust. In turn I ask for only one thing: your friendship.”
'Friendship?' Ruki giggled 'How 'cliché'
“Cliche? No, friendship can mean many things, friendship via two predators is the very foundation of a pack and the friendship between the prey is the foundation to prevent one another from becoming food for said pack. Friendship, Alliances, Bonds... all is a concept as old as the first true predators. And so through are friendship we can change this world, so the attrocity of tonight never again happens among man you are free to reject my bond, young Ruki, and I shall leave with no belittlement to you.”
'and if I accept?'
“Quite honestly, I do not know the path ahead, but I will tell you, that the path less taken is far more beneficial than the easy way out.”
Ruki thought a little, but with a soft reply “I accept your bond and friendship, Kaitheros-kun.” and with that Ruki could feel the surge of happiness coming from the saurian diety, which made her feel euphoric in a sense. Kaitheros roared into the sky starling ruki when suddenly various shapes materialized out of the nowehere, as DINOSAURS appeared out of nowhere, one of which ( a Dromeosaurid) slashed Ruki's bonds freeing her hands, and another(A Concavevenator) offered it's back to her:
“Do not be afraid, these are my Knights, Ruki they shall aid me and protect you.” she nodded and got up onto the spike backed Theropod's back, it's fin provided an ample back rest for the exhausted Ruki.
“Now, let us deal with these monsters you call the Korean-Union.”
And with that Kaitheros and his new ward set off southeast, and began to free Japan from their cruel oppressors. The world was abuzz of this new oddity of nature, however a certain North Korean Dictator quivered with fear as the Saurian diety who swore divine vengeance against him made his way to the Korean Peninsula.
However, hope for him to keep his regime would come from an unlikely source, as from the depths of Lake Tianzi, a giant stirred....
____
Character Theme: “Libera me From Hell”
[link]
[link]
_____
So here we have the first chapter in Gaia's Might! Ladies and Gentlemen, our Hero, Kaitheros! *cheers*
Its a complete rehash of his old Bio, which quite frankly is quite lackluster in comparison to this one. We are introduced to Archaes, Kaitheros and Ruki Motoko this chapter as well as some field notes from Katherine Worron. Stay tuned, true believers I shall have the next bio out as soon as possible!
Next: Tianzi: The Korean Berserker
Related content
Comments: 39
Good going, my man. You got the skeletal parts for his body armor.
--
"I'm ready!" - SpongeBob SquarePants
"In every city on Earth, the battle for global domination begins." - Me
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Very nice bio, and this sound to be good kaijuverse being built.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Very, very awesome start to what will surely be an awesome series! 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thanks! I hope to deliver the best I can. Any particular part that interested you?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
All of it, really, but the link with Ruki and the way it affects him is a neat story point.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Awesome! i really love this guy! especially after Ren did that epic piece on him fighting that bug. i really really love his design. hes very epic looking. i'm surprised that hes even good. most kaiju that would look like him would tend to be evil to the core, especially since he looks like death. but it good to see a change of pace and i'm very happy he is good. i'm even more happy by the fact that he can talk to people mentally. hes a really awesome kaiju
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Glad he's so well received! Yeah, I like to break cliche's with my characters, Kaitheros looks badass and all but he's not evil, he's my token good kaiju, lol. Hell, I'm thinking of a Kaiju that a first glance looks adorable or cute, but is a real nasty son of a bitch. Besides, Death (C'thun) in my Kaijuverse is basically an eldritch abomination, lol.
The link between him and Ruki will provide with some plot points and drama down the road, and thanks
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yeah, i really love the guy. then again, hes a dino kaiju so his awesomeness is understandable lol. but you can see how i came to the "evil" kaiju observation at first though. he does look like death. but like i said before i'm really happy hes good and friendly
Oooo drama lol.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
An excellent rendition. This paves the way into the new setting nicely. I'm already feeling attached the characters 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
That's good to hear. We're going to be stuck with these characters the entire story, so they have to be likable, lol. Ruki and Kaitheros are a blast to write for, BTW which makes it so much easier.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
lol, so have you read that insane manuscript I sent you?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yep, I'm adding a few things to it now, lol. Spellchecking things, cleaning up some things as well as finding double posts and deleting them (My Little Pony was mentioned twice, lol)
Disney was by far pretty damn epic. As was Black Lagoon, which was hilarious in all the right ways. With Berserk, I imagined Gutts Falcon punching Griffith all the way to Canto 34,lol.
One Piece was good too, that skeleton has Tchaikovsky engrained into his very soul, nice.
Things I'm adding/added:
(After Azumanga Daioh) Lucky*Star: Theropoda pays a seemingly normal earth a visit, but finds that the main appeal of the world is humor surrounding an Otaku teen with an obsession with a certain Ms. Suzumiya. After torching the world, Konata and Kagamin are converted into “servants” for Haruhi in the harem, Konata also being used as an adviser for Salaruis from time to time.
(After Claymore) Dino-Crisis: Time portals open up and set dinosaurs among the earth? Theropoda is amused, until a certain women named Regina starts fucking up their fun. Cherubix is sent in to hunt down Regina, ending with a duel in which Regina outlasts and frustrates the sadistic dromeosaur at everyturn. Cherubix then finally corners Regina and promptly knocks Regina unconscious with a tail whack over the head. Since this world had nothing going for it in the present, Theropoda causes the Cretaceous Era to merge and consume with the current present and uses it as a source for more dinosaurian allies. Cherubix takes Regina as a living “trophy” and puts her up on display.
(After Dino-Crisis) Resident Evil: D and Fate team up to go collect samples of the undead kind. They collect a variety of Zombie inducing viruses as well as a few specialized critters. K calls the two back as DSU forces storm in. K briefs the two and states that a man named “Albert Wesker” desires Villains Guild aid. D promptly heads to the Umbrella Outpost in Africa. Meanwhile K heads for a rural village in Europe and Fate sifts through whats left of Racoon City. D promptly gets Wesker on board, who shows D the full potential of the T-Virus, D is not impressed. Meanwhile K is dealing with Plagas infected villagers, K weaving through them with ease, collecting samples galor and storing them in Rars. Meanwhile in Racoon City, the DSU uncovers Fate, and she calls in backup from Florence, and an unlikley ally emerges from the Rubble. NEMESIS remerges, believing the DSU forces to be the “S.T.A.R.S.!” he promptly starts mowing them down. Florence manages to trap him into a card and adds Nemesis into his deck. Meanwhile D and Wesker get into a debate about evolution and perfection, D wins the argument with his Third eye, Wesker gets butthurt and sends in Jill. D manages to rip the control device from her chest, and crush it with his claw before judo chopping Jill out cold. D then proceeds to summon a Shoggoth as Wesker turns Excella into a Uroboros monstrosity. The Shoggoth Wins, and D proceeds to mind rape Wesker into submission. This is all swell until Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar bust in with a squad of DSU soldiers. D giving a subtle “Crap...” however in a moment of Big Damn Villainy K walks in with Claire Redfield in tow by a leash, and gives an Ultimatum, lay down the guns or weapons or Ms. Redfield will forever disappear, D using the diversion to grab Jill and Wesker and portal out of there. The DSU doesn't listen to Chris's protests and shot at K anyway, with it revealing to be a Hologram. Meanwhile, back at base, D, Fate, K and Florence send Wesker to PrimalSpinomon for biological “reprogramming” and K sends Jill(whome he redressed into her “classic” RE:2 getup and hair) and Claire to Theropoda for “training” however K decides he wants to make it a three set and heads to Africa where he finds Leon Kennedy and Ada Wong. K kills Leon at the cries of many fangirls and takes Ada to make a set of 3. Calypso's brother Zerl, buys them to start his own harem. Meanwhile Theropoda is becoming increasingly frustrated with the DSU meddling and decides to end things. So they weaponize the Las Plagas, T-Virus and G-Virus into war heads and launch them all across the world causing mass zombie apocalypses. To make matters worse, D uses the viruses to bring back some of the Dead Dinosaurs from the Dino-Crisis verse. Soon zombies roam the land, And DSU cuts its loses and retreats, leaving Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar to be overun by raptor lickers and hunters. PrimalSpinomon creates Wesker into a true Eldritch Horror a mixture of T-Virus, G-Virus, Oroboros, and Las Plagas. K brushes up on his Zombie Survival Plan.
Working on: (After FateStayNight) Umineko.
To be added but want your opinion:
FMA: Brotherhood/Manga(Brotherhood has more of a variety in characters, and the Mange came first so I think we should do it instead of the Other FMAverse.)
Soul Eater:
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Awesome, I can say that the double posting is largely due to me staying up past midnight and all the way till 10 in the morning. My brain stopped registering things after a point. Be sure to send the edited copy back so I can archive it 
Good to see Konata being put to good use. Her knowledge of culture will come in handy. Cherubix chasing that red head all over the place is rather amusing, he certainly enjoys a challenge. Resident Evil is handled very well, good use of appropiate Vaudes and showing Wesker being well...Wesker. Kicking Leon's emo ass is a great plot point and another named Predatoramon is mentioned.
I've only read a little bit from TV Tropes about Umineko but all the more power to you in dealing with it. Some seriously fucked up shit happens in that story.
But anyway....We can use the Manga version, I'm okay with it. Considering the legendary dickishness of Ed's english voice actor and the fact it has more characters and themes going on will give the Vaudes more opportunity to do what they do. My only question would be when in the plot would we hit it if it was altered all that greatly and what Therapoda/Vaudeville's stance is regarding the humonculi and 'Father'. We should also mention how Ed made good on Salaruis's prediction and explained to everyone back home and among the DSU just how fucking epic Salaruis is. Maybe even being something of a cynic that partly blames himself for Naruto's death and has a bit of PTSD which makes him isolate himself. He may even spend a majority of the campaign doing nothing because he knows its pointless.
Soul Eater: I have a very basic understanding of what's going on in this manga but I hear good things. Lots of great characters to toy with and nuttier villains. Medusa would be...interesting. Maka is just so trollable it hurts as is Kid who's cumpulsive nature regarding symmetry is a liability against all the CHAOS Therapoda brings with it. Nappa meeting Excalibur...make it happen.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Alright heres Umineko:
Umineko no Naku Koro Ni: The sister dimension to the Higurashiverse, the Black Pharoah decides its time to add it to the Lovecraftian dominion as well. And so, taking his “Haunter” form starts killing off the Ushiromiya family, taking the “sacrifices” for himself and taking them from the Golden Witch: Beatrice. First Kinzo is found gutted in his chair, a blood seal surrounded him, Second Krauss, Hideyoshi, and Ginji die in a room together, their blood used to make a an ominous message on the wall written in language unheard of. Soon, the power goes out...and the nightmare gets worse there on out. Gohda is found murdered in the Boiler Room, his head ripped from his body and his intestines spewed out, Rosa is soon to found dead shortly that in her bedroom, her death reminiscent of Nightmare on Elm Street, with blood streaks on the ceiling. The rest of the family and servants flee for Kinzo's Study, and lock themselves in fearing whatever is out there. Battler is skeptical its something inhuman, as “Magic doesn't exist” but at the same time he doesn't want to believe that anyone of the family or servants are responsible.
Meanwhile, Beatrice teams up with Bernkastel and Lambdadelta who know EXACTLY what this is. (Bern and Lambda still butthurt over the Outer Gods nomming the endless worlds of Hinamizawa, June, 1983.) Beatrice uses all seven stakes of Purgatory against the avatar of Nyarlathotep, but fails and Lamda's efforts to summon a demon to combat Nyarlathotep fails as the demons want no part in Outer God affairs. The Red Truth and the Blue truth are used to little avail.
So Beatrice, frustrated at the state of affairs decides to ally herself with the Ushiromiya family.
However, even with the family locked inside a single room, the Haunter strikes again brutally killing Eva in her sleep. Beatrice appears and offers the alliance, Kanon and Battler skeptical she is a witch, Beatrice at this point doesn't give a shit and wants to get rid of Nyarlathotep. Nyarlathotep meanwhile noms Kumasawa, and impales her head on a garden stake. Battler finds a strange book in Kinzo's library called the Necronomicon, Battler comes to the conclusion its a fake, Magic doesn't exist! Beatrice takes it more seriously.
Soon a scream, and a cry: as in the window pane, a three lobed eye glares at the survivors, hooked tentacles grasping Rudolf's body, Nanjo goes insane by the mere sight of it, Before flying off. It becomes clear, while Kinzo's study protected them from witches, it wasn't very effective against the night terror. Nanjo is locked in his room to protect the others, but his isolation proves fatal for him.
They all gather in the ballroom with Beatrice finally piecing together the pattern of bodies: connecting the “dots” she finds out its a summoning circle the Haunter had formed, and doesn't like the implications of which... a scream, and Battler is shocked to see Kyrie, his mother gutted like a pig on an alter and nearly has a breakdown, but his anger drowns out his sadness as he demands the perpatrator to show himself. Right on cue the Haunter shows up over her body.
Battler takes the shotgun and fires at the alien monster, the bullets fazing through it as it dodged the light, before it transformed into a more suitable form.
Nyarlathotep then berates Battler that he 'Doesn't know whose he's dealing with' with Battler laughing and challenging the Outer God to a battle of wits. Nyarlathotep amused by this scenario accepts, Battler makes a contract stating if he can disprove Nyarlathotep that Nyarlathotep will vanish and if he can't the world belongs to him. (Beatrice and Bern: “we're doomed”) Battler starts off saying that he is well aware of Nyarlathotep's existence...as a story book character created by H.P. Lovecraft! Battler then goes on to state, that Nyarlathotep is nothing more than a figment of crazed author's imagination, and therefore doesn't exist.
Nyarlathotep promptly says “Oh, so you think you're tough shit, huh?” and promptly delivers an “OBJECTION!” and states while he was written into story form, he was born of the Night Terrors of Lovecraft, as he was Lovecraft's dreams made manifest, and therefore had more credence then... a bunch of characters created for young adult entertainment. Nyarlathotep proceeds to shatter the Fourth-Wall and show them various images of the Umineko no Naku Koro Ni Sound novel and screens from the Anime. Battler refuses to admit its possible, then Nyarlathotep then takes a page from D's Book and shows them the red truth: “Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it, no exceptions”. And mind rapes Battler into a vegative state, (Ushiromiya Incest? It exists) before fighitng off the witches and summong Yog-Sothoth by sacrificing Natsuhi, finishing the circle. Yog-Sothoth and the Old Ones claim Umineko for themselves as Nyarlathotep sends Battler, Jessica, George, Maria, Kanon and Shannon as well as the three witches to Theropoda, who was amused by the entire scenario.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Funny thing, I thought this was actually Narutaru AKA Shadow Star when you first mentioned it. But this turned out to be very interesting to look into. I noticed the anime does have Higurashi style animation lol. So all the old people die and the grandchildren survive with Maria being proved horribly right about her beliefs and the three major witches. Craaaaaaazyiiiii shit bro. Nyarlathotep was a freaking boss in this story. I see his Haunter of the Dark form made an appearance, we need a story for his Royal Pant form as well....OH WAIT WAIT WAIT, Royal Pant is a jazz man of legend! We can introduce him in K-ON!
But anyway, really looking forward to the new timeline.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yeah, the same guy who made the Higurashi Sound Novels made Umineko, and the anime/manga's were covered by the same team. That and there is a lot of evidence to suggest that Higurashi and Umineko are the same universe, namely due to the fact that Bernkastel makes appearances in the Higurashi Manga and Sound Novels and she appears at the end of Higurashi Kai. (that fact she looks identical Rika is a shout out in of itself(Lamdadelta looks like Miyo Takano when she was a little girl, and there is evidence to suggest their last "game" was in fact the endless time loop in Hinamizawa, with Bernkastel's piece (Rika) winning over Lamda's piece (Takano)) (That and Rika directly refers to her in Rei) But its debated to where its not just a shout out or outright connection, the world may never know.
And Nyarlathotep is freaking boss, he's like the Anon of the Outer Gods, lol. Trolling, Leading Raids and Closing Pools like a boss.
At the moment there's just them three, lol. Although didn't we have a "Miyazakiverse" campaign?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh yes there will be that, with Totoro proving to be a bizzarely terrible opponent and implacable juggernaut for D. I'll probably fully flesh out all the crazy that comes from that one but not for awhile.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Alrighty
Also some Moar:
The Last Airbender (After One Piece): With Aang dead, the political turmoil here is rampant. And “Hurricane Trollface” made things all the more problematic. Theropoda decides to “Mercy Kill” the troubled dimension. Carcharodontomon hasn't had much chance to get into combat as no one has invaded Theropoda (as of yet) and so Salaruis sends him to the Earth Nation to ensure he doesn't get 'rusty', Mosamon to the Northern Water Tribe, PrimalPteramon to the ruins of the Air nomad temples, and PrimalTyrannomon to the Fire Nation for ironic lulz. After pretty much PWNING the human race here, Theropoda assimilates it. D takes a Water Bender Sample, A Fire Bender Sample, and an Earth Bender Sample (Katara, Azula, and Toph) for “research”. Some of the non-benders were sold into slavery.
AVATAR(After Claymore): The GAR Elite contact Theropoda and request the termination of a world, so faggotry filled that even one of their their own was unable to take it down. Gutts and Jules head to Pandora, with D providing backup while Theropoda focuses on the Earth of that dimension. Instantly they find it to be very harsh and alien, D starts taking samples, and then finds the Na'Vi who are pissed at humanity AND theropoda now since Jake Sully died during the Stroll. Upon seeing the Smurf/Elf/Furry/Cat aliens D rages and summons in Nappa. Nappa, Gutts and Jules promptly tear Pandora upside down, as Theropoda finally arrives to nuke Pandora from Orbit, but not before the Three wipe the Na'Vi off the face of the planet.
Wolf's Rain: (After Black Lagoon) “The Captain” goes to Theropoda at the behest of Alucard and informs Salaruis of a perculier dimension where a different kind of “Werewolf” exists, albiet they are now an endangered species with under fifty still existence. However, these Lycanthropes are blissfully unaware of their full potential, and thus Alucard seeing potential allies in his upcoming “Crusade” decides he needs some of these “Wolves”. K, D and Fate investigate and find a a post-apocalyptic world where Humanity is fucking itself over, BIG TIME, so much so Theropoda doesn't even need to intervene. But D and Fate find these “Werewolves” in the form of Kiba, Tsume, Toboe, Blue and Hige, who believe they are just Wolves who disguise themselves as Humans. D is interested in their so called “Paradise” and that it involves someone called a Flower Maiden” who is currently held captive by Jagara. Speaking of Jagara, K is having GREAT FUN trolling the living fuck out of her and her forces, causing her to rage every time the 1812 Overture plays. K gets the message from D who sends in Nappa who orchestrate “Prison Break” and break Cheza out. D, being a scientist at the core wants to see what “Paradise” is... Darcia decides to stop them, but is stopped by the Captain, who offers the Noble a place as a “True Lycan”. Darcia accepts the offer, and goes to Millennium for natural “enhancement”. Millennium being naturally Chaotic Evil, send Darcia against the group to test his metal. Meanwhile the wolves and the three Vaudevillians head for the summit, and are intercepted by Darcia, its almost a full moon and Cheza doesn't have much time left, however Darcia plans on the full moon to finally realize his true power. A sudden pain, and Darcia howls with agony as he transforms into a TRUE Werewolf. Blided by Bloodlust he goes after D who portals Darcia into Jagara's throne room. In the crater, D sees what Paradise is, and is not amused, D points out the Paradise will die like this world, and that joining up with Alucard and becoming true creatures of the night will save them the pain of the dying world, and oh, D also says he'll save Cheza.That convinces the group, and the Wolves are warped to Transylvania to meet their new boss, and Cheza spends time in D's labs where he pumps her full of Green Mana and “Jungle Trooper Data” making her a digital organic hybrid, but she'll live. Theropoda terminates the world in a mercy killing.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh lawd , Nappa is now the champion of prison breaks. Good way to get more Therapoda action with the Benderverse, D will surly find novel ways of using elemental affiliated blood. The avatarverse campaign is quite awesome though its raises the question on how Gutts, Jules and D managed with that atmosphere (persumably the armor and the masks filtered that shit but I digress). A little something to add would be a footnote about E-wa, that central planetary nervous system plant they are all attached to, suddenly tearing out of the ground and revealing itself to be a parasitic monstrosity that has hardwired the whole planet to its bidding. Naturally Gutts and Jules have to cut the kaiju sized abomination down with Therapoda's first act on making landfall is to shoot an 'awesomeface missile' directly into its core. Sending it down in flames. Thus to show that not all in nature is necessarily wholesome.
Wolf's Rain was handled less brutally than I ever imagined it would be but the werewolves in that story ironically avoid much of the faggotry that plagues the idea with Darcia becoming an example of the true monstrous potential. I forgot all that Cheza is capable of but with that kind of power going into her already plant like nature...sky's the limit. I'm actually pretty satisfied with how it turned out and Jagara getting ruthlessly trolled and still killed by Darcia is awesome. Millennium getting involved makes me grin, I've sure zeh Captain would have had great fun during the Twilight purge with him beating those 'helium beefcakes' all over the woods and painting it a nice shade of crimson. Once again, D's penchant for 'lol reversal' has proved to be a source of great entertainment.
Keep up the good work comrade
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Nappa is the prison break king, leave it to a Saiyan to to break everyone out of prison.
I figured the Masks would filter that shit out, Gutts also getting a mask too. I forgot about Eywa, but yeah that would be awesome to do.
Yeah, I decided with something less cruel this time around. Afterall the Wolves were subject of Human caused Genocide because of a prophecy, Theropoda would relate with that, and even though they are wolves, they are far from furry faggots, lol.
Turning Darcia into a true monstrous Werewolf was the best part, I originally had Salaruis summoning Darcia back from Hell when Darcia made a deal with the devil to be both "Noble and Wolf" but Millennium needed some Screentime lol.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I feel pretty much the same way, though we should single out a world for the topic of wolfaboos...Alpha and Omega sounds like a good spot...
Speaking of animal themed dimensions, we should hit the Land Before Time setting too. Herbivores's avoiding the natural cycle of things by hiding in a valley? Not on Therapoda's watch. Might even be a Heavenly Fang dominate campaign that has Satanis leading the tyrannodaemons on an all you can eat buffet. Cherubix taking personal interest in Little Foot and his friends. Gotta make sure we have our childhood's covered now lol.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Also, I was thinking of giving the DSU a few wins in this conflict, because kicking their ass all around the board doesn't seem to make them seem like a threat, more of one annoyance or frustration after another for Theropoda, and maybe a "Counter Offensive" where the DSU invades Theropoda (They get beaten back, but it becomes a "Dolittle's Raid" esque wake up call for Theropoda) because hey, the DSU needs some Morale, or else they'd be on the Despair Event Horizon a campaigns after the Stroll, lol.
Speaking of the DSU I have an idea where the DSU thinks they find the Theropoda "Home Dimension" due to a massive amount of dense data, but they find something more insidious...they find /b/.
Also would you like a list of all of Theropoda's Units?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I was just thinking about that....I kinda gave an indication of that sorta happening when D found Nappa and Vegeta attempted to nip that in the bud...only to arrive a little too late and have his arrogance kick him in the balls...AGAIN 
Possible DSU victories might be 'Call of Duty', 'Gogaigar', and oddly enough 'Sesame Street'. The reasons being that Call of Duty is SRS BUSINESS where conventional military is concerned, Gogaigar is is under the GAR Elite's protection (look at the size of that banhammer for fuck's sake), and Sesame Street would be Vaude's first moral loss as that place is a melting pot of community and getting along that has deep roots. Vaude can't do much without looking like complete assholes. It would also be protected by the Moral Lords exstensively (they backed out on Disney because it defaulted on its moral promise one time too many). Also don't forget that Warhammer40K and Touhou are set to cause the Vaudes and Therapoda much grief due to their power and sheer scale. Touhou being a case where a Vaude is defeated, captured, given ammnesia, reduced to muggle status, and forced to be an immigrant in a pink bishojou ghetto while gradually recovering in a plot to assimilate him. All of this while Therapoda deals with the machinations of a portal master on par with D with logical results. Warhammer40K having to deal with THE MOTHER FUCKING IMPERIUM OF MAN and its three subdivisions of galaxy spanning armed forces that answers heresy and xenophilia with apocalyptic levels of fire AND man power. The Commandramon will have met their match for sure. That's not even taking into account the Eldar (both types), the Necrons (who aim to wipe out all life down to the microbe to please their star gods which are eldritch beings that literally eat suns) and of course Chaos...the kill all, corrupt all, decieve all, and literally fuck all force in the cosmos. You know what? Here, read this.
[link]
After reading just the basic outline, tell me you aren't shitting bricks. Also considering that the DSU has the dragon balls...both sets and a hyperbolic time chamber at their command, some of the heroes during the stroll can come back in a big way, not least of which being Goku who has had his power doubled AGAIN by being resureccted and undoubtedly training his ass off. Batman is still around due to his gambitry and is probably analyzing shit like a boss. Superman doesn't know how to stay dead...you get the picture. And who knows, they might just save Barbie simply because. As the entries have gone on, they've gradually made larger and larger obstacles of themselves. The Stroll isn't quite as demoralizing for them either. Even in the face of total annhilation and 'it got worse' cranked to eleven and beyond, they made a neigh immortal being bleed. Poking the dragon aside, Salaruis was taken to his absolute limits and the DSU knows this.
So yeah, I'm not too worried about the DSU being ineffectual antagonists. You just wait till Yukari Yakumo and the God Emperor of Mankind decide to put aside their differences in order to give Therapoda an 'Oh shit' moment to remember. Thus being the reason they get so exstensively targeted and saved for near last and why D would investigate Touhou (as Yukari would plan) in the first place. I think that their accidental voyage into the festering hive that is /b/ will undoubtably be their own wakeup call in terms of what they hell they are dealing with.
I would indeed like a list. After all, can't really write a Therapoda battle scene if its nothing but a Commadramon zerg rush now can I? Oh and I'm making steady progress on my contest entry. So far Salaruis is almost entirely drawn in with Ruki soon to follow (I had no idea she had two different sets of names lol). His features are more proportionate to the original pic with his neck shrunk down accordingly his tail blade design fixed though I added a little bit of a serrated edge on the tip there like in the Stroll pic but not as exstensive, its subtle. Other things like Ruki being on the left with the leash holding hand also being on the left will be worked in too. It's coming along swimmingly.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
With the pic: His neck is actually supposed to be longer, but I occasionally forget that, lol. And yeah, Ruki Makino is her japanese/original name, and Rika Nonaka is her "Americanized" name when Saban dubbed tamers.
Good ideas, and yeah Touhou and 40K will cause Theropoda much grief, Touhou becomes more a victory though since Theropoda gets a Great Old One out of the deal who answers to them, lol.
And /b/ WILL fuck them over big time.
Yeah, I'll send it to you later, I'm still adding things to it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh, well in that case I'll elongate it again
That is true concerning Touhou but it will be quite awhile before that happens. I'm of the mind that the Touhou campaign takes at least a year being that D (whose name change in this campaign I've forgotten and can't find lol) ends up meeting the various members of the cast in order of the games as he rediscovers himself and causes unintentional havoc in the process. Reimu having to deal with the drama of humans gradually flooding into Gensokyo. This being that things that have been regressed to myth and legend due to gradually disappearing end up in Genosokyo. Therapoda's presence in the material realm gradually driving humanity itself into that state. Naturally this causes incredible levels of tension with the native Youkai who were able to deal with the small number of humans in the village but came to Genosokyo to escape the crushingly antimagic nature of a human dominated world. Reimu having to split her time between trying to deal with this and keep D out of trouble per Yukari's instructions. See, the humans in the village understand and fear the Youkai, wanting largely nothing to do with them at all if it can be helped. The newcomers flooding in are not used to this fantastic element and are still extremely human centric, believing they are the dominate species. Understandably this will create a great deal of strife that exposes the underlying deceit built into the 'Land of Illusions and Fantasy' and allow D to reclaim his identity. To put it bluntly 'the paradise is a lie'.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oi Ren, I've been thinking of a new concept.
After a quadrant is a on the verge of being "Conquered" (Anime, video game, etc.) How about a spirit of 4chan comes to be the "Final Boss" of that segmant? in Anime we'll have /a/ in Video Games we'll have /v/ and so on.
Also, how do you think the Gurren Lagann campaign should go?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Well....we all know how a fight with /v/ would turn out...Jesus the sucker would be knocking bitches out let and right though its anger can be turned against it. Keep in mind, /v/ has (in fiction) taken out Moot, waged war on the Furries, smashed the Robot Unicorn and eventually became the new king of /b/. So perhaps he's 'Final Boss' of /b/ and something else has become /v/ but who knows. /a/, heh. It can spam all the kawaii and Desu it wants, IT WILL NOT WIN though it has a sizable deal of content to draw from. In either case, it serves as effect campaign milestones.
Now Gurren Lagann...you pretty much told me the ending to that one but things we could add:
- Vaudes get cornered by Simon and the gang on earth, are rescued by a Dig Damn Villains moment from D via a portaled sound blaster quietly playing 'Row Row Fight The Powah' and suddenly going full blast into the chorus as Megalon breaks through city sized force field with D riding his shoulder. Turns out Megalon can channel Spiral Power.
- Yoko, made aware of her 'doom bitch' powers, willingly surrendners to K who wraps her up and takes her back to Therapoda. Yoko then 'goes beyond the impossible' and escapes, searching for Salaruis. She disguises herself as a harem chamber maid and manages to get herself close to him for a few moments. D asks K about his recent 'shipment' and D is alarmed at what K has accidently allowed into Therapoda's base. D manages to portal in K and warn Ruki just in time for her to stop Yoko from kissing our favorite overlord and screwing his destiny over. Ruki then proceeds to deliver a no holds barred beatdown to Yoko as Salaruis watches with some confusion and then amusement as K explains what the hell is going on. After restraining her in a full body knot arrangement, Ruki hands the Lagann gunner over to K who escorts 'doom bitch' to Azani for a whole different kind of 'pleasure'.
- Sachiel and Simon have a one-on-one battle that becomes a two-on-one when K arrives to back him up and explain to Simon the higher points of starting a revolution (i.e. not being a little bitch when the chips are down). This is before the big mecha fight thus no conclusive winner.
- The Spirit of Kamina attempts to interfere but is foiled by Jules who has found a worthy opponent in him. The two have an insane sword duel but eventually Kamina is 'excorcised' and sent back to the GAR Elite when Jules shows him the soul of a man is not so one dimensional.
- AntiSpiral King attempts to feed off of humanity's collective despair from fighting and losing to Therapoda, growing to literally the size of a galaxy. The Great Old ones, in particular Azathoth, proceed to eat him.
- D's Moe Sense leads him to Nia who tries to take him over via Anti Spiral energy. It backfires as D has a PH-FUCKING-D in Mind Rape. He then proceeds to delete fucking everything in her head, storing her for some drastic reprogramming later.
- Fate fights Viral in a battle of 'big fucking claws'. She wins and takes the 'furry slayer' under her wing as an agent. D appeased with Viral being under 40% and something that beats the hell out of other furfags. Nappa makes an obligatory prison bitch comment before flying off to blow more shit up.
- Bruce Ironstaunch throws a rock at Kunai...Kunai throws a 10 meter sweep of sharp pointy objects in retaliation. Afterwhich she calmly strides over to her miraclously still living body and shoots him once in the head.
- Flourence is unfazed by Leeron's faggotry, proceeds to summon Pyramid Head to rape his ass to death because he's blatantly 'asking for it'.
- Nyu has metaphysical tug-of-war with Lord Genome. She wins with an epic head-aslpode.
- Gimmy tries to kancho Reptile while he is in disguise. He proceeds to lure the kid into an alley and shove his foot -literally- up Gimmy's ass with predictable results.
- BlackAgumon torches Boota and eats him, sending Simon to new heights of rage.
- Nappa out beamspam's Attenburough, explaining that after the Therapoda Christmas party he can 'light up' at least a hundred trees per neighborhood. When Attenburough tries to go beyond the impossible, Nappa has a vision from Niggrah Cell, the king of all Shoopers who tells him how to fire 'The Ultimate Lazah'. He then breaks Attenburough's muppet face in his hands and uses his blood to write him off his own personal 'naughty list.'
- Zero plots with K in a lot of planned explosions that managed to disable some key mecha, wipe out a good deal of mankind's final bastion on that earth, and handily keep the DSU from interfering via sudden gate bombs that zoom in on nonTherapoda tripcode gates.
It all pretty much like you described it the first time. Simon beats War the first time (largely due to emotional strength from losing Boota) and Sachiel takes War to be further empowered by I think the Necromorphs and that crazy ass monolith of theirs. The Parasite Alliance shows up to wreak havoc and tear the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann down to its foundation (from its larger than a galaxy size). Each of the Vaudes then collide with their counterparts with Sachiel kicking Simon's ass to such an exstent it generates the mass despair that the Anti Spiral King was counting on. D neutralizing his agent Nia and the Great Old Ones devouring the Anti Spiral King in turn. Gainax Itself rearing its head in retaliation, demanding a downer ending with Therapoda, Vaudeville, and The Great Old Ones declaring in unision 'Fuck No! Who The Hell Do You Think We Are!' and Salaruis taking a power of ultimate Spiral mixed with Anti Spiral Power and blasting Gainax with it so hard it ruptures the fabric of the dimension itself and shatters Gainax. At this point Sachiel has been shot out of War and right into the cockpit of the Gurren, and beats the ever loving shit out of Simon. Simon realizes he's failed at becoming Gar like his precious 'aneki' and rather than admitting defeat, drills through his own face, anheroing himself.
Depending on whether this is before or after Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, this could be the ulimate send off to Gainax or Salaruis could track down its remnants in the P&SG dimension to snuff it out for good.
Despite Gurren Lagann not ending as bad as I originally thought (I actually thought that was a cool ending), The only way to handle this thing respectfully is to troll it as massively as possible. Afterall, determination and hope are not human specific traits 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
All possible. I originally had the Anti-Spirals joining the Great Old Ones since they and Theropoda ultimately have the same goal in the long run just different ways of going about with it. Salaruis also summons up the spirit of Kyubey from hell, who while being an amoral knight Templar, ultimately had the same goals and methods of the Anti-Spirals. They hit off as Kyubey is made an agent of the Anti-Spirals. (Better than Hell, right Kyubey?)
And I think this would be the final "Gainax" world we have to worry about, since its so epic in scale. So blasting Gainax here and now would do nicely.
With Yoko, it works a little differently, she's the last survivor of Team Gurren (Besides Viral) and has made aware of her role of 'Doom Bitch' by K. She's literally on the despair event horizon as Necromorphs run rampant on the planet. Salaruis appears and after a lecture states that he can give her a new "life" and with Gainax dead, her powers of "Doom Bitch" have been destroyed as well. (Besides, Salaruis is currently on a role of "SCREW DESTINY")(That and if her kiss did work, Salaruis is going to "Die" anyways)Yoko resigns to her fate at Salaruis's hands.
I also wanted Azazoth to make it's first appearance here dismantling the Super Galaxy Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, as last we heard from Azazoth it just accidentally'd the Lovecraftverse and went back to sleep in the hole in space. Azathoth pursuing a powerful source of power finds a Gainax powered Super Galaxy Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and promptly starts kicking ass and taking names. With Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep providing backup.
And Megalon: Hell Yes. I was thinking a similar idea with various Kaiju cosplaying. With Megalon as Simon and Gigan as Kamina, for lulz.
With /a/ and /v/ yeah /a/ is probably the easiest to take down, and /v/ is the last boss before /b/ itself who is really Anonymous personified.
Also some moar:
SilentHill: D, Florence and Nyu find themselves in a bizarre place where it's “Rape Time” 24/7. Their Digimon can't digivolve in this abnormal place, as the three find themselves pursued by Pyramid Head who chops down all opposition, even the mighty Shoggoth fell to the blade of the “Rape Master”. D presumes that the place mimics the inner psyche and turmoil of an individual, hence why Pyramid Head is so damn more powerful. Pyramid Head finally as the three cornered, D running low on Mana, Nyu's vectors useless, and Florence is out of cards. K suddenly appears and his own destroyed mental state accidentaly brings the Slenderman into the fray who fights Pyramid Head, and manages to hold off the Rape Master long enough for Florence to trap it in a Spell Card. The Slenderman, seeing that K and D are to fucked up even for him to mess with leaves. With the defeat and detainment of Pyramid Head, Silent Hill returns to normal, allowing for Theropoda to absorb the rest of the planet and send Silent Hill to the new “Lovecraftverse” under the management of Yog-Sothoth. Nyu and Florence start to wonder how fucked up K really is in the head...
Also what do you have in mind for PS&G?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I do like your idea for Yoko better, though sooner or later I think we should have a 'harem defense' event that let's Ruki and the rest kick ass. Not sure when we'd do it but I'd really like to see it. Maybe during the DSU Counter Invasion...That would be a major event in and of itself where we could focus on the inner workings of Therapoda.
Making the Antispiral's our allies works out and adding Kyubey into the mix is excellent. Saving the Universe from destruction? Powering up via despair? Abusing lolis? Lots of common ground lol. Azazoth Being used to devour the Super Galaxy Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is pretty boss I'd have to say and more feasible. Right on.
I'd have to look up how the other boards are represented commonly and where they'd go. I can say that /c/ may throw a cancer induced fit after we take down MLP or generally the last bastion of childhood. Then there is /x/....oh god lol. A work on progress in either case.
Silenthill is epic and awesome. It also further supports that Pyramid Head is a representation of the psyche, in particular the self destructive darkly masculine side. In the original game it hunted down the protagonist because he killed his wife and daughter and it was basically a psycho pomp of self destructive guilt and masculine anger which is why it rapes everything. Not only that there were two of them, one representing new guilt (red) and the other representing old guilt (black). When he finally faces his guilt and realizes he's punishing himself, the Pyramid Heads gut each other. So the only way to defeat a Pyramid Head is for the person it was created from to face and conquer his own guilt before the Pyramid Head takes matters into its own hands. If its conjured by a woman it might represent a male figure in their lives that they need to face thus its brought about by fear more than self loathing. Thankfully its not a very fast creature most of the time. I can only imagine what kind of Pyramid Head would rise from someone like Kratos lol....holy shit. But anyway, I'd say D, Flourence and Nyu created a Pyramid Head that had plenty of guilt (D, accidently'd his original dimension and went on a roaring rampage of revenge against everyone he knew.), fear (Flourence, Bakura has been dealing with overwhelming patriarchal figures his whole life with many of which have kicked his ass) and hate (Nyu, just about every man aside from Kouta has been a complete bastard to her) from all of their traumatic experiences and thus was a hybrid monstrosity that neither of them could truly excorcise until they all faced their issues. Thankfully K's issues were even worse than any of them individually and that brought the Slenderman to keep it busy. Well, that's my view on it anyway.
PS&G....hrm. Sachiel is a must on that mission being its Gainax as is Jules due to the presence of Garterbelt (Afro Vs Afro hell yeah). But in general I see it going like this:
Flourence, Sachiel and Fate (a combo we haven't seen yet lol) investigate a dimension created by Gainax and supposedly infested with Angels, Demons and Ghosts. Nappa convinces Flourence to take him along, Fate merely palming her mask and Sachiel being somewhat confused but gradually getting the hang of Nappa's absurd brand of psychosis. At first drawn to the ghosts invading a comic con (allowing the vaudes to blend in with face cringing hilarity) the three find the place going crazy due to the ghosts causing everyone to really believe they are their characters with supernatural manifestations of their abilities. Needless to say chaos erupts in a titanic case of parody worthy nerdrage. Panty and Stocking arrive and while Stocking is slicing up storm trooper parodies and runty acne ridden Histugayas and fat Sailor Moons...Panty is smitten with Flourence and is already putting the moves on him much to Stocking's annoyance. Chuck, the bizzare looking dog mascot, is force choked by a midget Darth Vader and Stocking engages him in a sword duel but finds her stocking swords destroyed by the 'light saber wang'. While the Vader Midget rattles off the reasons why light sabers are so awesome and superior, Sachiel uses his AT field to warp the false light saber and slice the midget's arms off before sinking a prog knife into his head and drop kicking him into a Pikachu turned Pikaman. Stocking and Sachiel end up fighting back to back against a literal red shirt army led by a flamingly gay Inuyasha with a neck beard and thick glasses.
Meanwhile Flourence manages to convince Panty to focus on taking out the ghosts which she does a excellent job of, managing to gun down a Spock, Vash the Stampede, and Laura Croft while Flourence takes out a freakishly tall Yami Yugi with a great deal of sadistic glee. Things wind down as Fate utterly blitzs the most emo impression of Alucard in existance and curb stomps a hideously chubby Flecia impersonator that insists on spamming 'nya' every three seconds. As Panty and Stocking begin asking questions on who the Vaudes are, Scanty and Kneesocks declare out a loud speaker that the RRRRRRRUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRUUSSS have changed.
The group goes outside to find the devil sisters having amassed a personal legion of shark headed lawyers and backed up by a what appears to be Unit01 with Big O's right arm, Voltron's left leg, Shining Gundamn's left arm, and the Nirvash's right leg...all operated by a captured Brief. This causes Sachiel to rage something fierce as he summons War and then proceeds to go to town on the hybrid mecha from hell (literally). Nappa comes back from playing fifty two pickup with the city's parking lot to start mowing down Shark laywers as Flourence and brings out some monsters and trap cards to keep them bunched up. The Shark lawyers start firing objections in the form of heavy hitting word bubbles but Nappa actually likes 'scrabble' and runs around collecting them before throwing the massive ball down on them.
Fate and Panty take on the Devil Sisters who as usual are showing up Panty and pissing her off. Fate however just gets more blood lusted and starts shredding clothes. Kneesocks is revealed to be very easily embarassed and runs away crying, leaving Scanty to be pistol whipped repeatedly by Panty into submission. Stocking aids War in taking down the hybrid mecha, managing to cut her way into the entry plug (which looks even more like an enormous tampon) and retrieve Brief from his porno induced hypnosis. War than rage stomps the depowered hybrid mecha in the most brutal fashion possible, tearing it into pieces, churning those pieces like a garbage disposal via the AT field and then hurling the mass into the sky to be detonated with a massive laser breath, causing the sky to rain blood all over Daten City.
However...it all turns out to be a TRAP! (lampshaded by an admiral Ackbar con goer) Apparently Heaven has a personal interest in this place and has a sent a representitive in the form of...NICHOLAS CAGE! Knowing Therapoda would poke their nose it's business again, Gainax orchestrated this version of heaven to come prepared, driving this version of hell's forces into systematic retreat but due to the 'balance' being unable defeat them entirely until Vaude oh so kindly helped them...Flourence can't believe he's been suckered as Panty has him at gun point while the angels arrest him. Stocking says it nothing personal as she does the same to Sachiel. War unable to do anything as Panty and Stocking's mother pins the war machine down with her massive legs where it is then tied up with 'love lace'. Cage defeats Fate himself, thanking her for seperating the devil sisters, subduing one, and aiding them with their ghost problem...all while 'knowing' when her attacks will hit and beating the hell out her with sorcery. Nappa attempts to intervene but Cage activates his 'ghost rider' form and forces Nappa into a comatose state via his penance stare. Nappa however falls into the sewers in his ghost form and is whisked away by other spirits with Cage not bothering to go after him further. 'Heaven' takes the vaudes and Scanty to the church for a good old fashioned inquisition...
The spirits take Nappa to Corset who is comforting his daughter Kneesocks. Corset heals Nappa and decides to take all his remaining ghosts and add them to Nappa which raises his power level. Intent on saving his friends from becoming 'prison bitches', Nappa agrees to take a newly determined Kneesocks in a rescue mission of their own...after Nappa makes a few calls...
Meanwhile Gaterbelt is making Sachiel uncomfortable with the bondage and church imagery. Cage impales Fate with metal rods asking 'where are the children?' and Panty being extremely yandere with Flourence (ie, interrogation with a gun in sensitive places). Stocking stands by eating cake and seemingly ignoring what's going on while various angels take turns 'probing' a screaming Scanty for information (lets just say it involves some holy water and a rather large crucifex and leave it at that). Brief is horrified at what he's seeing but Panty tells him that its all normal procedure as far as heaven is concerned. They are saved from further abuse when Confessoroc rips the roof off the church and declares that the 'Velocirapture is at hand', backed up by a swarm of Confessionets and the production Evas all singing 'One Winged Angel'. Before Cage can react, a portal engulfs him and deposists him outside the city in front of D, who seeks to take care of him personally. Jules and Nin-Nin (the Vaccine Renamon) burst through the doors, cut Sachiel loose and take on Garterbelt. Nappa and Kneesocks come in through the windows and free Flourence and Scanty before taking on the Angels and Panty respectively. War goes berserk and tears through the love lace, allowing Sachiel to get aboard to fight P&S's mother. Stocking finishes her cake and slips out through the back unnoticed...until Fate emerges from the shadows as a storm erupts overhead, managing to siphon some of Stocking's sugar rich blood before engaging in battle.
D and Cage's battle goes on for quite awhile with Cage seemingly always one step ahead. Even with the aid of the digimon partners Cage seems untouchable. He gloats that it doesn't matter what D does as he can always see it coming...and then starts running away in horror as D admits that he he's had Cage's 'kryptonite' all along. D summons a swarm of killer bees who proceed to utterly envelope Cage before he expires in a massive burst of flame. Sachiel defeats P&S's mother by tearing her legs off and tunneling through her torso before finally bursting out of her eye. This drives Panty to further levels of carnage as she manages to pin down the Devil Sisters and Flourence whose using his millenium items for all they are worth. Confessoroc and the Production Eva's aid War in fighting the rest of Heaven's host with the Confessionet's ironically chanting 'repent!' over and over. Jules finally manages to kill Garterbelt and end his immortaility by cutting off his head highlander style and absorbing his power through his afro. Garterbelt at peace with being finally able to die. Fate beats Stocking to an inch of her life until Stocking reveals that she's actually a double agent of hell and that the trap was necessary to draw all the players out in the open. When Fate asks for what, a massive horde of demons and ghosts descend as Brief had finally decided to 'man-up' and unlock the gates of hell in his usual fashion (cock goes where?). As the demons rampage over what is left of heaven and Sachiel basically goes impact all over this particular incarnation of God. Eventually only Panty remains and she desperately shoots at just about anything that moves in her despair...until a bloodied Stocking appears behind her, telling her she did good. Just as Panty gets her hopes up, Stocking reveals she's a demon and slices Panty into exactly 666 pieces. Fate explains Hell's plan to the rest of the Vaudes, Brief having become dislussioned with the anti spirit and supernatural nature of Heaven and Panty's rather abusive treatment of him. Thus concludes the final battle of the PS&G campaign.
The Aftermath:
- The Devil Sisters and Stocking join Fate's division as a power trio. Fate now making the Rrrruuurrrusss.
- The real hell annexes Daten city with Corset still acting as mayor.
- Jules now carries the combined power of two afros...thus has the power of calamity inheirent in being a Double N*****. Nin-Nin takes note of this with a great deal of hilarity.
- The corpse of Panty and Stocking's mother becomes an iconic landmark in hell eerily similar to the corpse of lilith during 'The End of Evangelion'.
- Brief becomes a demon duke of hell and reassembles Panty into a succubus at his personal command.
- Confessoroc and the production Eva's feed on angel corpses for several days before heading back to Heavenly Fang.
- D works with Sachiel in reverse engineering the 'garment weaponry' in order to make his body suit a hidden weapon in and of itself in a fashion similar to Venom's symbiote. This tech is also given to Rei, Asuka and Mari.
- Flourence and Nappa round up most of the ghosts for their own personal use, seein their inheirent potential in sowing chaos throughout the human populace. He also takes all of Heaven's Heaven Coins and donates them to Therapoda's treasurey. Deinocheiramon taking the massive mountain of coinage with a note of irony.
And that's that. There is also another series by Gainax we haven't hit yet...Fooly Cooly or FLCL for short. We can sum that up by saying that Sachiel used War to pick up a giant steam iron (Medical Mechanica) and hurl it into space before pwning Canti the robot with a guitar and a vespa riding space pirate. All this before going beyond the impossible and fighting Atomsk in a winner takes all battle for the dimension. Sachiel explaining to Naota that being an adult is not decided by the reactions of others but by the responsibility one handles by one's self. He then causes Haruka's head to give birth to dozens of chibi angels by beaming her in the head repeatedly with her own guitar. When all is said and done, Atomsk is sealed inside Naota who along with Canti and Haruka are added to Sachiel's division along with Ninamori who was frankly the only responsible human being on the planet aside from Naota who wasn't dedicated to the military.
....I really have got stop writing so much awesome.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
Also, PS&G were handled AWESOMELY. I really feel Sorry for Florence, Sachial and Fate, and shows that Gainax is really an asshole. Which sets up for its (AWESOME) pwnage during Gurren Lagann.
I Added FLCL ((f)LCL(/u> anyone?)and PS&G to the timeline
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You know, isn't that the third time Fate has been imprisoned? Fate could have a new saying: "Prison changes a vampire." But yeah, went beyond the call for PS&G.
There could have also been a moment where the remaining heavenly forces ask where Cage is and Nappa gets a call from D and answers: "Well funny thing, Mr. Cage had got a house call from a swarm of bees. You could say the message...stung...YYYEEEEEEAAAAAH~!!!"
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Lol. Poor Fate, she really needs to take escape lessons from K, lol. Hell, vampires seem to be asking for bondage, even poor Alucard was in a straight-jacket the first episode of hellsing. Maybe Dio Brando can give her pointers, speaking of Dio, we need to add him in the Blood Crusade. I invision him kicking the "evil" vampires in Twilight asses with a SteamRoller from the heavens, lol.
Also, yeah, I was wondering when we were going to hit a CSI Miami 4panel xD
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh is that what it's called. Should look that up later.
Speaking of Dio, the JoJoverse should be pretty insane. Being that D manipulates spacial boundaries and his patron Outer God is Yog-Sothoth, the origin of time and space, I've always wanted D to learn how to Za Warudo someone. Maybe Fate and D can both learn something from Dio lol. Also, I've been checking available spells and in D&D there is this one particular spell called 'Tenser's Transformation'. It basically can take a spellcaster and turn them into a extremely capable killing machine for awhile. But while in that state they can't cast spells or use supernatural abilities so all buffing must be done ahead of time. During a campaign I'd like to have a moment where D just can't cut through something's spell resistance and decides to go melee after buffing the hell out of himself before using said spell. Epic Eldritch Bouken swordsmanship ensues lol.
But yeah, Dio aiding Alucard take down Twilight for good sounds awesome.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Alright I compiled the info and made a timeline entry for GurrenLagann(which happens after PS&G and FLCL and those happen after Dark Stalkers, as the GAR Elite don't seem to respect Theropoda yet)
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: The final bastion of Gainax, and one of the last major forces of DSU opposition in the Anime Quadrants Theropoda hits this: HARD. Vaudeville and War are sent to Kamina City and is met by the Gurren Lagann, War and Blackwargreymon seem to be winning...untill Boota is caught in the crossfire, and drives Simon over the edge, and “Beyond the Impossible” bisecting War and tossing it into another Dimension. Vaudeville is now trapped without fire support, as they are surrounded by an army of Gunmmen, D pulls a Big Damn Villain by summoning Megalon, who too, can use Spiral Power and beats back Gurren Lagann. Meanwhile, the Anti-Spirals get a visit from Salaruis, stating that they share the same goals, albeit go about it differently. Salaruis then convinces the Anti-Spirals that “Spiral Power” while potentially universe breaking, is not the main threat to be worried about, instead Man and in turn the DSU is the major Threat. The Anti-Spirals see the logic in Salaruis's words and that Humanity is the true plague on the universe, and that Theropoda and them are kindred spirits ultimately pursuing the same goal in the long run. Salaruis opens up a hell gate and brings forth Kyubey, to aid them. The sadistic, amoral creature hits it off well with the Anti-Spirals.
Meanwhile, the Vaudevillians decide to “divide and conquer” in order to pick off Team Gurren, with the exception of Sachial who stays behind to oversee 'War''s reconstruction, Salaruis showing him what he has in plan. Zero plots with K in a lot of planned explosions that managed to disable some key mecha, wipe out a good deal of mankind's final bastion on that earth, and handily keep the DSU from interfering via sudden gate bombs that zoom in on nonTherapoda tripcode gates. Yoko intercepts K, who calls her “Doom Bitch” upon asking if it meant that she killed tons of Theropoda soldeirs, K states the truth which mind rapes Yoko. Gimmy tries to kancho Reptile while he is in disguise. He proceeds to lure the kid into an alley and shoves his foot -literally- up Gimmy's ass with predictable results. Kyubey, makes a contract with Darry, and breaks back Emi to life after Reptile kills him, however now she's now a magical-girl in service to the Anti-Spirals. D kills Kyubey again, but regenerates and asks if D “missed him”.
Theropoda, and the Anti-Spirals show up on Earth, in order to finish off this world once and for all. Sachial shows up and fist fights with Simon, until K intervenes a explains to Simon the high points of starting a revolution. (not being a little bitch when the chips are down). Afterwords, he jumps in Gurren Lagann, to fight with War once more. However War, now has a trump card: the Lance of Longinus, broken during the Stroll has been repaired with an unlikely source. “The Marker” from Dead Space now making up half of it's composition. This starts giving Simon hallucinations of Nia and Kamina and everyone else who died, as well as the dead starting to rise from their graves! The Necromorphs, brought on by the Marker, announce the Parasite Alliance's participation in the fray. Things look bleak but GAINAX intervenes and states that it desires a downer ending for Theropoda and this universe and so superpowers SUPER GALAXY GURREN LAGANN to destroy Theropoda once and for all by destroying both Theropoda and The GurrenLagannverse. However this intense power awakens something... a tentacle which DWARFS the Super Galaxy Tengen Toppa Gurenn Lagann appears followed by another, and another... From its endless slumber AZATHOTH, all that is, and all that will be, descends to rip Team Gurren a new asshole. Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep aiding in breaking it down to into individual mechs which Theropoda and the Anti-Spirals begin to pick off. Azathoth begins to do battle with Gainax, Gainax begins pulling Hax, after hax in order to save its ass. Vaude then begins to do battle with Team Gurren while Necromorphs devour everything else. The GAR Elite send in the Spirit of Kamina to intevene, but but is foiled by Jules who has found a worthy opponent in him. The two have an insane sword duel but eventually Kamina is 'exorcised' and sent back to the GAR Elite when Jules shows him the soul of a man is not so one dimensional. Rossiu, trying to fend off the Necromorphs is jumped by a Infector, turning him. Flourence is unfazed by Leeron's faggotry, proceeds to summon Pyramid Head to rape his ass to death because he's blatantly 'asking for it'. Nappa out beamspam's Attenburough, explaining that after the Therapoda Christmas party he can 'light up' at least a hundred trees per neighborhood. When Attenburough tries to go beyond the impossible, Nappa has a vision from Niggrah Cell, the king of all Shoopers who tells him how to fire 'The Ultimate Lazah'. He then breaks Attenburough's muppet face in his hands and uses his blood to write him off his own personal 'naughty list.' Bruce Ironstaunch throws a rock at Kunai...Kunai throws a 10 meter sweep of sharp pointy objects in retaliation. Afterwhich she calmly strides over to his miraculously still living body and shoots him once in the head.
Meanwhile, Gainax decides to cause the Downer ending itself by “DELETING EVERYTHING”. Theropoda, the Anti-Spirals and Azathoth all shouting in a dark parody “FUCK NO, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?” Salaruis taking a power of ultimate Spiral mixed with Anti Spiral Power and blasting Gainax with it so hard it ruptures the fabric of the dimension itself and shatters Gainax. Gainax, miraculously still alive, tries to flee but Azathoth devours it before deciding to fall back asleep. At this point Sachiel has been shot out of War and right into the cockpit of the Gurren, and beats the ever loving shit out of Simon. Simon realizes he's failed at becoming Gar like his precious 'aneki' and rather than admitting defeat, drills through his own face, anheroing himself. Sachial kicks the corpse one last time which turns it to LCL. Viral, then fights Fate in a battle of 'big fucking claws'. She wins and takes the 'furry slayer' under her wing as an agent. D appeased with Viral being under 40% and something that beats the hell out of other furfags. Nappa makes an obligatory prison bitch comment before flying off to blow more shit up.
Yoko is effectively the last, sane women left, however she is nearing the despair event horizon as she tries to fend off horde after horde of necromorphs, some of which were her friends. When it looks like the end, they stop and part a path for SALARUIS (They may be alien zombies, but event they have to show respect). After the “Hannibal Lecture” Salaruis states that since Gainax is dead her role of 'Doom Bitch' is now gone as it was due to it's power of “Downer Ending” and that Salaruis can give her a new life free of pain(Metaphorical Pain that is
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Excellent. Our lord really does have a thing for Red Heads doesn't he. I wondered what happened to Nia until you mentioned Simon's Mark generated hallucinations and it showed she was 'dead all along'. I'm guessing that puts the invasion not more than a few days after Nia's and Simmon's wedding where she suffers critical existance failure. But then...the anti spirals would have been wiped out by then...
Okay I think we forgot Nia in all that. Easy fix though, as a favor to the anti spirals D could mind wipe her and bring her back for reprograming. Thus the Anti Spirals have one more representitive. It also provides the moment for D to come back with Nia and realize Kyubey is back from Hell. The Nia that Simon sees in his hallucination being the memory of Nia that tearfully asks why Simon didn't come for her like he promised....ooooh I'm evil lol. Also don't forget Nyu took out Lord Genome!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Easy Fix. 
Timeline wise, I imagine the DSU intervened right before the battle with Granzamboa. The Anti-Spirals cut their loses and flee to the edges of the universe.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
YES. The Land Before Time shall (and Will) burn, Raptor Jesus needs to send down the Meteor to stop TyrannoSatan's faggotry, lol.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
And it is a fine profile to say the very least, KL. Plenty of detail in bio and picture itself. I give that a 5 out of 5
👍: 0 ⏩: 0