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Published: 2011-11-23 18:01:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 3850; Favourites: 431; Downloads: 19
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*whistling, trying not to look suspicious*
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YOU'RE ON TO ME!! *stabs* ... Crap, I killed someone and I have nowhere to put the body.
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But I'm not a vampire. Yet my freezer is full
Plus ammonia works very well to get rid of the bodies
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Β My friend does that too when we're trolling in the forest at midnight. We find a body and put it in the bushes.
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Oh, I just have a lot of people who want me dead, something about a threat to national security or something. Β Guns and knives, they are my best accet. Β Where did the bodys you and your friend find come from?
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My usual Blood Sprees. I forget about them about 5 minutes later. And you have people who want you dead? My whole family wants me dead.
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Oh, so your a vampire. Β
Well, I'm just a normal guy who lives in the U.S. who enjoys swimming and smiting my enemies with my blade, or just with jimmy and his tank
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I like hitting people with a piece of wood.
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We should talk sometime
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My closet is full, the monster under my bed is full... Really guys!
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Uh... Uh... Uh...
HERE! *Gives you another closet in your house* Shhhh... Anybody who asks why you have another closet, just tell them there wasn't enough room... For... Something...
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Good plan.
*awkward grin*
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Sigh* I know Its like...................*Stab*
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*sigh* sadly this is true i had to eat the last one
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I ran out of space a long time ago. I had to stop killing people. It was hard. The withdrawal symptoms were terrible.
D8
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I live in a town, so the space is already limited... but whatcha gon' do...
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Ship them to Brisbane 
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Shockingly, I don't mind
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