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SkooIsCoo — Red's Introductory Speech
Published: 2010-08-14 19:46:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 4207; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 56
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Red speaks out to his girls.Receiving transmission...
.... Initiating feedback....
... Connection successful!
Greetings ladies, and welcome to The Massive, your new home. First of all, I would like to apologize for not personally addressing all of your arrivals since I'm too preoccupied with the duties of being a Tallest. As the most important and influential figure of Irken society, I need moments when I can restore my mind and body... To better serve my people. Your purpose is to fulfill these needs, my darlings. Also, my gratitude extends to Jellybean, who carefully chosen you all for this harem. He made fine choices...
Omina, for your voluptuous body, I'd trade the world.
Luminati, your timid nature lures me in.
Persephone, we'll have fun, won't we?
Nina,I want to tickle that little tail of yours.
Pyre, my sexy little devil, behave...
Dona, I'm sure you can serve a better purpose than a table drone, if you know what I mean...
Fio, let me ruffle those feathers, baby.
Isilse, you'll do quite nicely.
Negai, allow me to break you in, my dear.
Keh... Neck...Wha... WELL WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, NICE TO MEET YOU.
... Ahem... Well ladies, I hope you don't disappoint me- I didn't buy you to frown and I'm not going to bend over backward to accommodate your bullshit. If any of you go against my wishes... Hmm. Let's not end this with a bad note. Farewell.
Speech~
Red's Smexy Voice~
JellyBean~
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Comments: 55
I didn't buy you to frown and I'm not going to bend over backward to accommodate your bullsh*t 
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I didn't buy you to frown and I'm not going to bend over backward to accommodate your bullsh!t. BEST LINE EVER
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WELL WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS NICE TO MEET YOU. xD
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Lol well..... that was fun.
Yes, I finally listened to it.
Well done, everyone who had a hand in making this, seriously. |D
Jon definitely plays Red well..
and the speech is really good.
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That was really good and funny. XD
I suck for missing the contest though. 
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JonoftheFunk certainly manages to sound a lot like Red. Very nicely done. XD Personally I've no objection to 'human' curse words. I can relate to them and know what they mean. I mean, we're already into the 'unlikely' that Irkens apparently speak English. XD So what the hell, why not?
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Hey there Lars ^^ how've you been. I see you've been enjoying yourself after I left you (Not that I was her boyfriend people) You know, for a while I was starting to think that with all those months gone, I was to harsh...but then I see this. Thanks for giving me a reason to have no regrets ^^. I aint gonna report you cause I rather have people see you dig your own grave with stuff like this here. It's too fun.
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wow, sweet! Jonofthefunk did a fuck of an amazing job on Red's voice! holy crap..
All of it's really cool ^^
the opening was good, too, the sounds for the opening transmission :3
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I don't like the Voice..it doesnt sound like Red at all..*then again NOBODY can beat the original*
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If you can do better I'd like to see it. If not then you're not really helping anything with your comment.
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I would if I was a male..but I guess you're NOT a fan of the Orignal series if you doubt the Original voice is better..
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You make me lol.
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O.O OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's you!
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Way to go, pulling that "You're not a real fan" out of your ass just because it's not perfectly canon or some shit. At least the guy tried. Sure he could have been more nasally, but insulting him and the contest maker is not cool, so you're an idiot for even constructing a poor opinionated critique without being the LEAST bit constructive.
Have a nice day, faggot.
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I'm saying not to knock this guy's work. Be like the others and give helpful critique..cause it's pointless to compare him to the original and give no word of advice.
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Zim admires his Tallest *lets say he wouldn't like this either..and add an "eh, he's ok, FOR A STINKBEAST!"..he wouldn't take lightly on how anyone Imitates their Vocals..no matter HOW close they are...they'll never beat his REAL Tallests Vocals.. and more than likely he would be picky on how someone does his voice..that nobody would be greater than himself XD..and for Critique is like everyone elses..Not Nasaly enough..but he does fit the Jerk attitude Red has..but doesn't have the half that still makes him..Likable..
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Oh by the way, you're TOTALLY not creepy for stalking Jon to this remote deviation that is on someone ELSE'S DA page.
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It's a good idea to report her if he already blocked her, it's against the rules.
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HAY EVERYONE LETS STOP DRAWING ZIM FANART COZ IT'LL NEVER BE THE REAL THING THAT JHONEN DRAWS AAAHHHHHH
Lars, I second the notion that you are a complete and utter idiot.
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LLOLOL. ALL U FAGGOTS GO DIE CUZ U DO NOT ARE JHONEN AND VOICE ACTOR CAST AND U SHDNT DRAW FANART CUZ ITS DISSSRESPECTFOL.
What a fucking retard.
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Now acting as if Zim were to really show an opinion based on YOUR own opinions shows even more how much of an idiot you are.
Yeah, no one can truly imitate a VA's voice. Not even you. You can come close, is all one can do. It doesn't excuse you for being a total jerkass by turning around and being incredibly unfunny.
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I wish you had a half that made you even somewhat likable. XD
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I just like to take this time and say YOU ARE ALL A MUCH OF IDIOTS YOUR MOTHER F- *SHOT* On a more serious note, I thank you so much for the critque. I also wanna say that I voice my own OCs...some of them anyway. So, I was wondering if you all wanna take requests and have me voice your OCs. I'll try anything...even girls XD. I really wanna be known into the fandom without art or writings, something unique you know?
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You're a dork. XDXD Love you.
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Jonofthefunk is seriously a spot on voice of Red, he should try a little more nasaly but that is all. 
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Haha I thought so too! I thought out of everyone's OCs that a guy who can get things you want would definitely be Jelly. Thankyou for letting us use him for this. Actually if I wanted to use Jelly to bring messages to the girls... you think Sanoon would like to VA or anything? I could also hold an audition too XD This will be a fun club either way.
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Of course! I love that you use him. Seriously!
Yes! I think it would be great. He said yes.
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Haha *LOL* Be so funny if you guys both VAed for Jelly and Zima. Maybe I could have my girlfriend write up and argument between them and let you guys have fun with that. Be so funny.
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Yeah I can voice for Zima, we still have a VAing project when I made people ask Zima and Ana questions. I'd love that to happen. x3 I can totally see them bickering.
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I must say, that is a very well done voice, much praise to Jonofthefunk for that.
It was also very amusing to listen to XD
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Awesome! 
Nice job by ~Jonofthefunk on that voice - maybe just a little bit more nasal* & it'd be dead-on! Got his "ego" down great though.
I'm guessing terms like "bullshit" are more-or-less free translations from the Irken original? 
p.s. only *mildly* disappointed by the lack of the classic Tatasciorian INCOMING TRANSMISSI-O-O-O-N!...
*(I find picturing Wally Wingert's face helps to evoke just the right level of "smarm"....)
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Florb-dung... roffle! Considering it's all put into english I guess that it just comes out into english. I wish we could know what Irken language really does sound like, it'd be fun to hear.
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Yeah... one of my favorite things about the show is how it stretched those limits while still remaining a more-or-less 'G'-rated kids' show!
(Well, OK, maybe more like 'PG'....)
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*dying of laughter* XDD that was fasinating especially near the end
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XD It's some awesome stuff fo sho!
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*ish jealous* e.e i wish i was a dude so i can steal that voice
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HAHAHA!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!! well done Skoo! Well done!
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That was EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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I know right? Jon's amazing.
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Callani: *sticking tongue out* Y'know, you could've had someone who was RAISED for this, but no-ooo, you went with the BUGS and BIRDS and ELVES!! *sobs* Jerk.
She's still upset. Sorry.
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XD Poor Callani 
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LOL, maybe one of the others'll mess up. That would make her happy. Since her Raison d'etre was to serve Red, she's kinda moping now...
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No mopes! XD Poor thing.
Join the club and I'll get the folders ready so you can submit your servants there.
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