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skulker87 — OMG _what if _ZerdenxD-J
Published: 2010-04-22 21:52:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 1513; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 42
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i was bored and feel pervy and i immaginate this what if pic.it goes like this:
D-J: stop to wiggle or you'll fall
Zerden: so?let me go,freak show,or i'll skin you alive!
D-J if you want get down,you have to pay a price|3
Zerden: eh? o o;
D-J: kiss me and you'll be free
Zerden: WHAT?forget it,loser - -
D-J then i fear you'll stay here for long long time*hugs him stronger*
Zerden: >\\\\< GRRRRRR
ps: ONLY i my mind and NEVER happened in an RP ...no wait..in one it happened but was a what if thing so it doesn't count|3
this is the only way that D-j could have for take a kiss by ZerdenXD he's a difficult type about feelings and he's natural dominator,so if D-J would take something by him he must dominate Zerden...omg how pevert it sounds|\\\\\3
D-J(c)=Twisted-Persona
Zerden(c) me
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Zerden: you just try it,voman.and you'll curse your action or all de rest of your life - -*takes a deeply smoke breath from his cigar*
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Sorra: *snickers and raises an eyebrow* Hmph,I'd like to see you try and fight me.I've killed men 4 times your size with one arm tied behind my back.
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Zerden: i did worse,honey. trust me.*he grins and smoke comes out slowly between teeth*aaaaanyvay.i'm not gonna hurt a so pretty lady like you are.i don't beat sexy vomen
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Sorra: *Rolls her eyes* So have I kid,and also I'm not a fan of killing a child.Then don't try the sexy woman thing.
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Zerden: child?laughs heavy showing his sharp shark teeth*boze moi,voman!i've somefing like 100 years...no wait...92 for be sincer -w- i fink you confused me vith someone else
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Sorra: *chuckles showing her long fangs* My dear boy,I'm 392 years old.I may look young but I'm exactly 300 years older than you.I have the right to call you a kid. >:3
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Zerden: uh,so i can call you,Granma?*laughts hard*
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Sorra: *Grabs Zerden's arm and snaps it like a twig* Call me that and the next bone that's going to be broken will make you squeal like a pig. 0.o
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Zerden:*teeth grits but he was grining*oh,really?you mean like dis?*makes a strong movement snapping his own arm broking it.he barely felt the pain.slowly he looked at her standing in front of her with his arm bended in a wrong way*because if dis is your way to menace people,trust me,it doesn't vork*with a quickly strong movement,his muscles put back the arm in the right position and he heals himself*
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Sorra: *Laughs and doubles over* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Zerden:*rubs his own arms reasing up an eyebrow.fingers wiggles to try if the arm is back again before says*glad you liked de shov,honey
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Sorra: *stops laughing and smiles* I can reattach my head when I'm beheaded or if I take it off.Scares the hell out of my children.*slices off her own head and holds it in her hand* See?
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Zerden:*reased up an eyebrow and,folding arms ,he says skeptical*this trick is so old...shov me somefing better!i donno...maybe a pic of you in tanga? -w-
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Sorra: *Hands him a magazine from her porn days* Knock yourself out,I think you'd like it -_-
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Zerden:*takes the magazine and gives a look at it*ehy but dis is de september ediction!i already got dis mgazine
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Sorra: It's from the 30's...But I made it look like a normal magazine.
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Zerden: and vhat about your pic?
Sorra: *sighs* look on the fifth page
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Zerden: vell vell vell*goes at the fifth page*umh?
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Sorra: *Yawns* Done yet?
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Zerden: owo.........eeer...i vish i could be leave alone vith de magazine ,please -w-
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Sorra: *Looks confused* Ummm....Ok? *Walks away*
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Zerden:<<...>>...-w-*hugs the maazine.comes back to her few minutes after and gives it back to her*thanks a lot.it vas usefull -w-
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Sorra: *Burns it* Ew,I don't want it anymore.But hey,atleast you got some use out of it *shrugs*
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Zerden: you can bet on dis,honey -w-*grins with a satisfied expression on face*
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Sorra: *Shivers* Oh god now you got the image in my head...*Tries not to barf*
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Zerden: vhat is vrong!i'm a man!i have de right to be disgusting 3 times or veek!
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Sorra: God,well atleast my husband has some class unlike you >_>
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Zerden: class is for ladies -w- i'm just the vay i'm.and i LIKE IT XD
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Sorra and Christine: *both stand there looking at the pic for a minute before laughing like idiots* OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO HILARIOUS TO WATCH!!!! XDDD
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Zerden: yeah,right.Hilarious like a kick in the nuts - -thanks god it' just a fucking "vhat if"...and thanks boze moi i like too much female kind -w-
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Love you really keep amazing me with what you can come up with XD.
This makes me grin and chuckle like hell XD
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and you didn't saw another pic that is moooore sexy than this but lsomore dangerousXDDDD
my silly head is made formake you smile,i can be proud ofmyself then^W^
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Show it on Skype! OWO
awwwwwww <3
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heheh just too funny l3 and cute lol Zerden's feet wont touch the ground XDD
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i always wronged the high of themXDi don't know exactly how much D-J is taller then him but i think that like that would worksXD
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lol no worries that works XD I think Zerden's head comes up to his elbow owo so it's fine ^w^
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Zerden: he's still a dwarf - -*folds arms*anyway is better be short,ican elbows his nuts more easilly
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D-J: Try it and we'll see just how big a "splat" mark you make --
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Zerden:not challange me,idiot>>
*facepalm*oh god,can you PLEASE stop to pinch eachothers?><
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D-J: try it --
*grunts* men >>
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*rubs forehead*h jesus - -
Zerden:*elbows hard his nuts* - -
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--;;
D-J: *blocks it* --
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I never thought I'd see Zerden being... short.
But picture is sexy.
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bhe,technically D-J is moooore taler then ZerdenXD isn't him shortXDDDD
yup.homo is sexy|3
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So is my Vexxy! 
Just to get their nuts cracked.
Very hot!
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bhe i think so XDvex is around 3M*rubs chin*Zerden would be high till his chin maybe.
XD
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Yes, Vex is about 3 meters tall. But that still makes him taller than Zerden. |3
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Zerden: taller means more stupid - - less oxigen up there*laugh*
XDDDD
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Vex: *grunts, glares* Not my fault I am this big!
Hurr... This won't end well.
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