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SordidAffair In reply to Skyclad-est-Darkclad [2010-01-02 21:11:46 +0000 UTC]
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Skyclad-est-Darkclad In reply to SordidAffair [2010-01-04 03:10:40 +0000 UTC]
No way, does it really say that? It's worse than I thought! So lame.
PS: I love your signature quote.
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