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Published: 2014-12-29 01:02:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 7288; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 7
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Description Well, who do you think will win? Three of the most horrorible, blood thristy men from the 20th century. Now, in my honest of theopinion. I think Hitler would win because the nazis themselves were building guns and fighting tactics far ahead of their time.

Please comment, fave, and enjoy.

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SesameStreetFan2003 [2022-08-27 13:39:53 +0000 UTC]

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SableUnstable [2020-10-11 00:52:32 +0000 UTC]

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FaustianFox [2015-02-24 09:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't matter who wins. we throw the three of them into a cage,let them sort it out,then shoot the "winner" in the head.

Boom!

Humanity wins.

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to FaustianFox [2015-02-24 10:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Very ture But if you had to pick one, who would it be?

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FaustianFox In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-02-24 10:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Saddam I suppose, I guess he was the "least" evil. Though I use that tentatively.

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to FaustianFox [2015-02-24 10:18:07 +0000 UTC]

Interesting

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redeye1524 [2015-01-13 18:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Pol Pot is a 3rd rate Mao Zedong, who of course was history's greatest mass murderer. No contest. Mao Zedong makes Pol Pot look like Fidel Castro.

Also is this a man vs man fight or army vs army or kill count?

Kill Count: Mao Zedong > Josef Stalin > Adolf Hitler > Pol Pot

Man vs Man: I'd say Stalin (who is a massive Russian man) would beat both of them. Pol Pot is like 4 - 5 feet tall, and Hitler was a vegetarian.

Army vs Army: Had the Nazi's not been spread so thin they would've probably won WW2. The Soviets never had the great scientists or generals that the Germans had. And the Khmer Rouge...is that even an army? I don't know if they ever invaded anywhere other than Cambodia.

Edit: I realize now that it's Saddam Hussein, not Stalin, which is weird because neither Hussein nor Pot were anything compared to the more famous/horrible dictators mentioned above.

If this is the case, than the Nazi's take it no problem. The US took over Iraq in like a week, and the Khemer Rouge may have had a better chance against the US had they pulled Vietcong style guerilla tactics on us

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to redeye1524 [2015-01-14 03:34:25 +0000 UTC]

......I don't know. I just made this for fun.

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maltron66 [2015-01-08 13:05:31 +0000 UTC]

This must be the most crazy death battle I've ever seen...
Ahem. Although I'm not a fan of Hitler (or any of the three, obviously), I agree with you: Hitler almost conquered the entire world, so he wins. Plus, he's the only one of the three to rap: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmPKax…

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to maltron66 [2015-01-08 13:56:06 +0000 UTC]

The rap was stupid. Then again, most raps are.

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maltron66 In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-01-08 13:57:53 +0000 UTC]

(I'm not a rap fan, I just pointed this out because it had something to do with the battle)...

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RaijinSenshi [2015-01-06 02:29:39 +0000 UTC]

I think Hussein got this. πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to RaijinSenshi [2015-01-06 03:48:55 +0000 UTC]

Okay then.

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ShonenJump4eva [2015-01-01 05:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Pol Pot since South Park never made fun of him.

Nah, I'm kidding, probably Hitler since he fought in WWI and I don't know if the other two ever fought on the front lines.

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to ShonenJump4eva [2015-01-01 13:22:04 +0000 UTC]

South Park itself is a joke and not in a good way.

I honestly do not know.

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ShonenJump4eva In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-01-02 05:17:10 +0000 UTC]

Aw.

Neither do I. Β The only reason I know that Hitler fought in WWI is because of History Channel's "The World Wars". Β Also, is it me, or did young Hitler look like Matt Smith?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to ShonenJump4eva [2015-01-02 16:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Same, I saw that special. I liked it.

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ShonenJump4eva In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-01-02 23:06:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, some of the speakers were surprising though, but I had to look online to make sure that that wasn't Matt Smith as Hitler, because if he was, that would have been super weird.

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to ShonenJump4eva [2015-01-03 04:56:58 +0000 UTC]

Okay then.

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MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-29 01:50:34 +0000 UTC]

How about Ryder (PAW Patrol) vs. Comet (Astroblast)?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-29 01:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Who?

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-29 02:01:02 +0000 UTC]

Ryder:Β Pizap.com13883593945953.jpg (200Γ—506)
Comet: Β character_1.png (162Γ—322)

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MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-29 01:50:21 +0000 UTC]

I am all for Saddam Hussein, due to his victory in Deadliest Warrior.

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-29 01:58:54 +0000 UTC]

Interesting pick.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-29 02:01:13 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Are you doing Death Battles now?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-29 22:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Maybe. Why?

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-29 23:43:07 +0000 UTC]

Because I want to see your own Death Battles.

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-30 03:52:44 +0000 UTC]

Alright. I might have a few.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-30 04:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Can you do Ryder (PAW Patrol) vs. Comet (Astroblast)?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-30 04:15:49 +0000 UTC]

Eh.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-30 04:29:44 +0000 UTC]

Can you do it?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-30 04:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't sound interesting.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-30 05:28:19 +0000 UTC]

Can YOU do it?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-30 19:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Are you asking as a request or something?

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 00:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes!

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-31 04:39:10 +0000 UTC]

I see.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 04:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Can you do it?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-31 04:54:33 +0000 UTC]

I don't think so.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 04:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Plase do it!

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-31 05:03:36 +0000 UTC]

No.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 05:32:16 +0000 UTC]

No?!

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-31 05:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes, no.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 05:49:02 +0000 UTC]

WHY?!

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-31 05:59:25 +0000 UTC]

Because it is a request. Not a commission.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 06:00:02 +0000 UTC]

You do not do requests?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-31 06:08:11 +0000 UTC]

No I do them. But I have to be willing to do it.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 06:22:10 +0000 UTC]

Soon?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-31 16:36:40 +0000 UTC]

What did I say. I am open, but I have to like the idea to do it.

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MatthewJabezPNazario In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2014-12-31 23:58:17 +0000 UTC]

Because that is stupid?

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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to MatthewJabezPNazario [2015-01-01 02:40:31 +0000 UTC]

What is stupid?

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