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FaustianFox [2015-02-24 09:45:16 +0000 UTC]
Doesn't matter who wins. we throw the three of them into a cage,let them sort it out,then shoot the "winner" in the head.
Boom!
Humanity wins.
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FaustianFox In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-02-24 10:07:55 +0000 UTC]
Saddam I suppose, I guess he was the "least" evil. Though I use that tentatively.
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redeye1524 [2015-01-13 18:25:59 +0000 UTC]
Pol Pot is a 3rd rate Mao Zedong, who of course was history's greatest mass murderer. No contest. Mao Zedong makes Pol Pot look like Fidel Castro.
Also is this a man vs man fight or army vs army or kill count?
Kill Count: Mao Zedong > Josef Stalin > Adolf Hitler > Pol Pot
Man vs Man: I'd say Stalin (who is a massive Russian man) would beat both of them. Pol Pot is like 4 - 5 feet tall, and Hitler was a vegetarian.
Army vs Army: Had the Nazi's not been spread so thin they would've probably won WW2. The Soviets never had the great scientists or generals that the Germans had. And the Khmer Rouge...is that even an army? I don't know if they ever invaded anywhere other than Cambodia.
Edit: I realize now that it's Saddam Hussein, not Stalin, which is weird because neither Hussein nor Pot were anything compared to the more famous/horrible dictators mentioned above.
If this is the case, than the Nazi's take it no problem. The US took over Iraq in like a week, and the Khemer Rouge may have had a better chance against the US had they pulled Vietcong style guerilla tactics on us
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maltron66 [2015-01-08 13:05:31 +0000 UTC]
This must be the most crazy death battle I've ever seen...
Ahem. Although I'm not a fan of Hitler (or any of the three, obviously), I agree with you: Hitler almost conquered the entire world, so he wins. Plus, he's the only one of the three to rap: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmPKaxβ¦
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maltron66 In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-01-08 13:57:53 +0000 UTC]
(I'm not a rap fan, I just pointed this out because it had something to do with the battle)...
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RaijinSenshi [2015-01-06 02:29:39 +0000 UTC]
I think Hussein got this. π: 0 β©: 1
ShonenJump4eva [2015-01-01 05:44:23 +0000 UTC]
Pol Pot since South Park never made fun of him.
Nah, I'm kidding, probably Hitler since he fought in WWI and I don't know if the other two ever fought on the front lines.
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SmokeyandtheBandit In reply to ShonenJump4eva [2015-01-01 13:22:04 +0000 UTC]
South Park itself is a joke and not in a good way.
I honestly do not know.
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ShonenJump4eva In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-01-02 05:17:10 +0000 UTC]
Aw.
Neither do I. Β The only reason I know that Hitler fought in WWI is because of History Channel's "The World Wars". Β Also, is it me, or did young Hitler look like Matt Smith?
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ShonenJump4eva In reply to SmokeyandtheBandit [2015-01-02 23:06:14 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, some of the speakers were surprising though, but I had to look online to make sure that that wasn't Matt Smith as Hitler, because if he was, that would have been super weird.
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MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-29 01:50:34 +0000 UTC]
How about Ryder (PAW Patrol) vs. Comet (Astroblast)?
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MatthewJabezPNazario [2014-12-29 01:50:21 +0000 UTC]
I am all for Saddam Hussein, due to his victory in Deadliest Warrior.
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