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Published: 2013-07-01 07:42:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 16520; Favourites: 243; Downloads: 22
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You may skip this angry rant--------------------This happens almost with every single new group involving girls I hang out with. One of their slutty boyfriends start eyeing me, messaging me asking to take me to movies, or FB flirt or something a long those lines. Then their girlfriends start hating me. Really, lol, really? I don't understand how out of my sisters and I, I'm the one who is least interested in men and dating, I am being thought of as "boyfriend stealer" and get hated on. LOL WHAT?
What part of the way I dress like a guy comes off as seductive and flirty to you? Is it the sweat pants? The tank tops? LOL or the way I laugh like I have hiccups, the way I punch things when I get angry, the way I'm constantly on my cell phone ignoring the world around me? Or is it the way I say "You are so hawt." to all the GIRLS? Which part makes you think I want your men?? LOL -strangles air- UGHN.
Please. Hate me for something I believe in...like gay rights, not for something I couldn't careless about, like your boyfriends and relationships. lol...
Also, crucify your stupid slutty boyfriends who can't keep his deek in his pants. Not me.
This is why I'm a happy forever alone . Girls get jealous. Guys try to get in my pants.
I can't even make it clearer that I am not into dating. *eye twitches violently*
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I like you guys, dear watchers. You just want me for my art. I'm okay with that.
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My sisters and I deal with this situation ALOT. It's so irritating!!!Β
The girls start giving me glares, so I glare back in irritation. Then they grab their BF's hand or they tell him to kiss them or give them a hug! *rolling eyes* Seriously! If I wanted the man, I would have him! (Hahaha, acting way too sassy. But they bring out the claws in me).Β BESIDES, if you're boo thang ain't looking at other girls, then you shouldn't be trippin'. LOLΒ
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HAHAHAHAH isn't that sad though? To be so insecure, they think everyone wants their significant other...
Like. Hop off MY NUTS LOLZ.
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Hahahaha! Yeah, it's so sad! When I have my boo thang (IF I find him. I need to go fishing. Haha. I feel sorry for him when he's with me. LOL. I'm crazy.), it's not going to be like that.
And to all the other girls who think I'll steal their man, well, I just flipped you off. LOLΒ
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YES!!!!! I have a boyfriend, we are very serious, have been for a long time. I consider myself straight.
A: I grew up with all guy friends, I understand guys WAY better than girls and thus am more comfortable with them.
B: I'm an artist (costumer) and naturally find women more attractive.
C: My boyfriend and I work together perfectly because he trusts me completely and knows that most of my friends are guys and that it means NOTHING more than that.Β
D: If only the chicks would understand that I am more likely to jump them than their men... And not even that in the majority of cases.Β
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The art is certainly great, but I think we also want you for your life commentary.
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ah i never had a problem with that with my girlfriend XD
she knows i would never cheat on her, and vice-versa
the PROBLEM... the problem is i can't have any girl friends or that'll be enough to get her boyfriend, or brother or sister or... best friend to get into a fist fight with me o_e
and i noticed, the more attractive you are the more of a threat you are for their relationship somehow... is that some kind of instinct shit?
kuz they don't mind it when it's someone non atractive
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I hate it when people think that chaining their 'significant other' as if they don't have friends of another gender and quickly think you're trying to steal them away, like really?
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it's an annoying feeling ^^'
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I hate overly attached people. they just make my life moar miserable than it needs to be.
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They need to hop off lol
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lol all of those girls at my school who totally disrespect their boyfriends and get super pissed when I talk to them should just GTFO of my life!
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WTF?!?! werent Sie ein Mann? oh Gott verdammt, jetzt bin ich wieder verwirrt, Sie sind ein Mann, der ein MΓ€dchen GegenstΓΌck auf dem Kopf oder andere Weise hat?
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skjhdfsdhf I'm just laughing my ass off at your confusion.
hAHAHHAHAHA I'm a hermaphrodite. A snail XD.
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German. You probably know Iβm just weird like this that if someone looks confused by a language that I know I tell them what it is. However Iβm not fluent nor do I know German but I know some words.Β
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The comic kinda reminds me of the whole sibling worship thing...except it's like...yourself. lol
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^^ I can't do society
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Me neither. Why do they believe WE'RE the weird ones?
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They walk around like mindless clones and expect us to conform.
Beetch plz.
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I wonder why they have soo many problems...*note the sarcasm*
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^^^ik this was all years ago, BUT SERIOUSLY
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Lol why?
You can do that anytime lol
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What? I can turn off my sexuality? Teach me!
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Aww, poor you! That sounds annoying >_< It's so bad that their boyfriends would text you and stuff, too! That's so unfair! :-/
Your drawings are lovely, though. The colouring and shading is great! ^^ What kind of drawing tablet do you use?
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I use a wacom cintiq ^^, o o gawd, thank you <3
Yes, it is very annoying. ^^'
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Cool! I've heard of that one, it looks really good ^^ I want to get a drawing tablet soon since even trying to draw or colour with the mouse is impossible ha XD There are so many, though, I don't know what to get >_<
You're welcome <3 You should just tell them snail's aren't interested in dating haha XD
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Yeah, I don't know how people color with the mouse pft.
Hm, I'm not sure, I'm usually into Bamboo, Wacom tablets...I heard Instuos4 is good.
LAwl~ I'll make a t-shirt that says I like snails only...
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It's impossible! >_<Β
Thank you 
Haha you should...people will probably be freaked out then ha XD
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Ah good to be back and following your deviations again
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It's good that you come back XD
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haha yea. My place of residence at uni doesn't have internet 
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hdhdskjhcdsfh NO INTERENET, how do you live???? lol
Oh oggle away~
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I know what you mean! I don't get hit on my I love your taste in guys. The biggest thing for me though is also someone whom is ambitious. I can not stand those that are extremely lazy. I mean I would like rich but as long as someone is willing to work towards a dream then I know they will not usually have financial issues in the household.
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Oh, I'd take ambitious over rich any day ^^
As long as someone has the drive and motivation, I'm good!
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Indeed same here. Not to mention there ambition could get money too. So in the long run ambition outweighs being born rich.
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I completely agree ^^
Plus, those who were born rich are snobby because they never had to work for their money, they don't understand the value of hard work.
The ones who work their ass off to become successful are generally nicer in my opinion because they understand what it's like to have nothing.
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Indeed exactly my thoughts. Not to mention those with ambition are usually more passionate about everything. Their job, their life, family, love and so on. Not to mention are more confident and its rather attractive.
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Because, and this is coming from an experience with a similarly...troubled person, you are just much better than you like saying. Even here, u went on and ranted about the "hiccup laugh" and anger management issues.
Come now, people are here not only for your art and yeah, sure, u're an ass. A loveable ass nonetheless, that knows it's nice and fun but never, ever will admit it.
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Loveable ass lol lol lol
XD
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well why not. Gym should've made it loveable some day xD
Glad you cheered up tho
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heh! you did a really good job on this one xD lulz. I can see your hand is feeling better, oh snail-ish one ^^
People are so annoying sometimes >.< Gawd
I love you for so much more than your art, I love you for...............yeah that's about it.......Lol jk xD no, your friendship means a lot
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Yes, it's slowly recovering.
People are very annoying sometimes.
HAHAH friendship is good <3
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that's great 
Yes, friendship is magic
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aha this is hilarious
my best friends boyfriend told her to stop hanging with me cause he thought i wanted her aha i wonder if thats what it was like for him ahahahahha
psh but who needs them, i just need your art xD
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