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On a typical day, we find Itachi carelessly walking down one of the hallways of the Akatsuki
hideout. While on his way to feed Crispy, his seeing eye bunny, Itachi was smacked in the
face by a balloon giraffe and heard Deidara scream, "WHEEEEEEE! GO, DANNA, GO!" Itachi,
now highly curious, pushed Deidara's halfway open door completely open to see many
whips, a pair of handcuffs, a helium tank, balloons, and thousands and thousands of cans
of whipped cream. There was also a stereo playing circus music, which he guessed what
the theme was. "Oh my god, what're you- can I join?" Itachi asked as he started removing
his cloak, revealing tight, black hot pants. "So I see you like hot pants?" asked Sasori, who
had just finished licking off a giant strip of whipped cream on Deidara's leg. "Yay for hot
pants!!" squealed Deidara. Itachi picked up a whip and a can of whipped cream, then shut
and locked the door. "Who can I dominate?" he asked. "Both of us!" Sasori and Deidara
screamed as if they were school girls, which would be the next theme.

After hours of endless fun, there was a knock at the door and the three heard Tobi wail,
"Deidara-sempaiiiiii!!" An angry Deidara answered the door with a towel wrapped around
him and yelled, "What do you want Tobi? Why'd you have to interupt us? And we were
having so much fun..." "Can I join?" Tobi asked. "NOOOO!!" shouted Deidara, Itachi and
Sasori, who had been listening in. "But, but...Tobi's a good boy!" Incredibly annoyed with
Tobi, Itachi threw a liquid filled balloon at him before Deidara closed the door. "But, but
Deidara!" Tobi's last plea was drowned out when Itachi turned up the volume of the circus
music. Deidara jumped on Itachi's back and rode him back to the bed where Sasori was
waiting.

The three were interrupted once again, a few hours later, thi time by Sir Leader. "Deidara!
Sasori! What did you get 50 whips, 80 packs of balloons, amd 80,000 cans of whipped
cream for?! Kakuzu did not authorize that! You know how he feels about spending money!
It's not allowed!... Is that circus music? What are you doing??" Leader entered to find
Deidara spraying himself with whipped cream and Itachi and Sasori licking it off. "You know,
if you let me join, and make it good, all will be forgotten." After a few silent moments,
Deidara squealed, "Make room for Leader!"

Description
On a typical day, we find Itachi carelessly walking down one of the hallways of the Akatsuki
hideout. While on his way to feed Crispy, his seeing eye bunny, Itachi was smacked in the
face by a balloon giraffe and heard Deidara scream, "WHEEEEEEE! GO, DANNA, GO!" Itachi,
now highly curious, pushed Deidara's halfway open door completely open to see many
whips, a pair of handcuffs, a helium tank, balloons, and thousands and thousands of cans
of whipped cream. There was also a stereo playing circus music, which he guessed what
the theme was. "Oh my god, what're you- can I join?" Itachi asked as he started removing
his cloak, revealing tight, black hot pants. "So I see you like hot pants?" asked Sasori, who
had just finished licking off a giant strip of whipped cream on Deidara's leg. "Yay for hot
pants!!" squealed Deidara. Itachi picked up a whip and a can of whipped cream, then shut
and locked the door. "Who can I dominate?" he asked. "Both of us!" Sasori and Deidara
screamed as if they were school girls, which would be the next theme.

After hours of endless fun, there was a knock at the door and the three heard Tobi wail,
"Deidara-sempaiiiiii!!" An angry Deidara answered the door with a towel wrapped around
him and yelled, "What do you want Tobi? Why'd you have to interupt us? And we were
having so much fun..." "Can I join?" Tobi asked. "NOOOO!!" shouted Deidara, Itachi and
Sasori, who had been listening in. "But, but...Tobi's a good boy!" Incredibly annoyed with
Tobi, Itachi threw a liquid filled balloon at him before Deidara closed the door. "But, but
Deidara!" Tobi's last plea was drowned out when Itachi turned up the volume of the circus
music. Deidara jumped on Itachi's back and rode him back to the bed where Sasori was
waiting.

The three were interrupted once again, a few hours later, thi time by Sir Leader. "Deidara!
Sasori! What did you get 50 whips, 80 packs of balloons, amd 80,000 cans of whipped
cream for?! Kakuzu did not authorize that! You know how he feels about spending money!
It's not allowed!... Is that circus music? What are you doing??" Leader entered to find
Deidara spraying himself with whipped cream and Itachi and Sasori licking it off. "You know,
if you let me join, and make it good, all will be forgotten." After a few silent moments,
Deidara squealed, "Make room for Leader!"