snurtz — Epic Conversations in LftT MASTER POST
Published: 2012-10-10 04:07:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 769; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 5 Redirect to originalDescriptionIssue 1:
i want to take over the world snurtz: Why just the world? Expand your horizons lol nizzie: one planet is enough responsibility for me xDD can I have Japan if you do? * Chaos21 wants Nintendo did you know, the Doctor owns at least one entire solar system :thumb55474753: Chaos21: yes Anavar: does he now? indeed he does if Chaos21 gets Japan, I want New Zealand Anavar: granted. now sign these contracts please * snurtz holds out two contracts for Anavar and Chaos21 to sign * Anavar reads the fine print * Chaos21 noms on the pen hmm...is this line about you owning my soul true? * snurtz snatches the paper away YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THE FINE PRINT Anavar: ...yes do I get to keep the pen? o: hehehe Chaos21: yes * Chaos21 scribbles out the soul line and puts cookies there instead * Chaos21 signs the paper * snurtz collects Chaos21's paper thank you sir you just gave her all your cookies it's true * Chaos21 starts baking cookies for snurtz but i'll share. lol Anavar: are you going to sign? o3o she doesn't have her paper anymore you never gave it back o3o oh yeah o3o * snurtz gives Anavar the paper bad ** nizzie has left [timed out] back* xD Anavar: SIGN IT Anavar: DO YOU WANT NEW ZEALAND OR NOT I'll sign it if you change 'owning my soul' to 'sharing some of my awesomeness' because if I don't have my soul anymore, how can I continue with Unbound? cookies > soul just realized I might have given away pert of the plot part* oh well neka knows already sure, souls leave a nice clean shine on your car when you use them but cookies taste better Anavar: i'll rent you your soul back for the low low price of $10,000 a day remember a human soul is priceless this is a great deal hmm * Anavar considers act now or new zealand may be gone o3o * Anavar signs it just offer her cookies ph *oh thank you you're welcome too late NuclearBlueBot: NOT YOU but remember, if there's anything wrong with it I'm gonna file a complaint * snurtz takes the contract before Anavar changes her mind thank you ladies and gentlemen now that you have signed these papers... I am obligated to inform you that as ruler of the world, I will enslave everyone. You are now my slaves o3o pff, as long as I live in New Zealand i'm glad this works out for all of us besides which, you should remember that enslaving awesome people like myself rarely works out for long Anavar: you signed a contract. i own your soul ** nizzie has joined nizzie: wb I'm sleepy you think that'll stop me? maybe >> I just used my sonic screwdriver that I got for Christmas as a flashlight to fix the internet...... nizzie: since you left, i have enslaved the entire human race, granted japan to Chaos21, new zealand to Anavar, and i also own Anavar's soul did you forget already? It was sooo cool and all my cookies I'm renting it DING time to let them cool snurtz: you did what now? Anavar: THIS IS A CONDITIONAL LEASE. I CAN TAKE IT BACK ANYTIME mabfefe: oh, you didn't hear? yeah, you're my slave now snurtz: who says I'm human *cough* I mean... also, brb mabfefe: ....AND OTHER SPECIES INHABITING PLANET EARTH snurtz: wait...what? lol nizzie: it's true o3o snurtz: *doesn't seem to be enslaved* snurtz: who says I'm even on earth I'm not a slave because I'm making her cookies mabfefe: Ahh, good point! maybe if you make some pie for her? mabfefe: if you're not, i am impressed by your internet provider. lolsatellite OH EM GEE nizzie: i just said you were my slave, not that i was making you do stuff snurtz: lol Chaos21: satellites only work if you're on earth ahh, lol your internet connection would be SO fast if you were right next to one of those satellites! :thumb103508082: Unless it was a satellite on another planet that was patched into a signal on earth Chaos21: your logic is faulty. i win. * Chaos21 connects his computer to a satellite via ethernet cable xD I WIN Chaos21: you're stilll my slave. * snurtz holds up the contract no Chaos21: you, unlike Anavar, did not read the fine print I scratched soul out and put cookies instead I overheard Anavar pff, the word 'soul' is still on the paper * Chaos21 points out how the soul line and the slave line are the same lines hence, she now owns your soul and your cookies There are bound to be loop holes Chaos21: it says right here - "I, Chaos21, give up my right to own my own physical body and grant this right to snurtz. I forfeit any rights that go along with the possession of this body, even when not on Earth." oh yeah? well Chaos21 isn't my real name that's why you should read the fine priiiint~ * snurtz points at the next line ummm? "I, Chaos21, acknowledge that snurtz does not know my real name, and consent to be enslaved to snurtz, even though I am being referred to by my deviantART.com username." bah * Anavar points to the line after that Bingle-bongle, dingle-dangle, yikkity-doo, yikkity-da, ping pong, lippy-tappy-too-ta. lol internet signatures require you SSN Anavar: truth. again brb Nintendo is awesome, your next argument is invalid Chaos21: "I, Chaos21, will allow my signature to simply be an acknowledgement that I may have signed this paper. I forfeit my right to require legitimate legal identification, and I will uphold the legality of this document under the unusual circumstances in which it is being signed." and nintendo is definitely awesome therefore your argument is invalid how does that make my argumetn invalid * Chaos21 totally planned ahead on that argument* because the awesomeness that oozes out of Nintendo's doors protects me from any legalities * Anavar has noodles Think about it, now that I own Nintendo, the whole Doctor + Super Smash Brothers can become true "I, Chaos21, while acknowledging the unrivaled epicness of Nintendo, will still uphold the legality of this document, on pain of death." hehehe Japan's technology protects me too * snurtz munches on a cookie made by Chaos21 Chaos21: good, do that they aren't done cooling off! I LIKE THEM LIKE THIS * Anavar made sure the cookies were tested for poison while no one was looking * snurtz shoves four more into her mouth POISHN COOKIESH? * snurtz spits them out naw, they're all safe oh ok * snurtz eats the regurgitated cookies * Chaos21 doesn't like contaminated cookies, so he would never poison them Chaos21: goodgood.
Issue 2: but anyways, The Doctor. Super Smash Brothers. Go. final smash? ummm final smash would beeee idk. I guess we could involve the TARDIS since Olimar could use his ship HE FLIES AROUND THE SCREEN IN THE TARDIS HITTING STUFF whooooooooo :thumb103508082: as everything around him goes in slow motion and he zoooooms through the time vortex OH the Doctor Who theme must be playing while this happens! :thumb103508082: YUS. Nintendo won't be able to refuse an offer like this :thumb103508082: possibilty for another final smash! The Doctor points two Sonic Screwdrivers at each other! :thumb103508082: i hate my retainer i hate hate hate hate hate it D: ! oooh snap tired tired All characters except for The Doctor are incapacitated for 10~20 seconds woohoo! powerup: Jelly Babies you know which Doctor would be best for this role? Trophy: K9 which? o: venusian akido ftw he kicks butt I dunno that lol no really, he'd be the best one :thumb55474753: or if you'd prefer, every time he dies, he regenerates yes. then you get all of them him blargh nononononono his final smash is him regenerating ...that doesn't work so well the regeneration hits any nearby characters :thumb103508082: COOL think it'd be like zelda TIMES TEN you know only his latest regeneration really affected anything wround him, right? she can only go from zelda to sheik *Eleven around* what if the down b move was regeneration 1 through 11 all with different moves yus :thumb103508082: one of 4's would have to be offering characters jelly babies and one would be choking people with his scarf noooo...eating jelly babies and the characters die from awesomeness haha yes, the scarf scarfplz okay oh wow and 2 plays on his recorder, distracting his opponent to make it easier to attack this could be a massively long dAmnit quote if you think about it 7 whacks people with his umbrella YES 6 yells at everyone and throws cat pins at them lol Chaos21: i entered the beginning already wow and to think, I sparked all of this we'll save it and enter it as a journal entry on the group page 5 whacks everyone with cricket gear umumumumum 10... runs Anavar: you do that really really fast sleeptimez nao fer da snurtz ! we need moar ideas though! let's see, what would 1 do well, he's got a cane WHACK PEOPLE WITH IT. XD 8D smack them upside the head for getting on his lawn it seems he'll be doing a lot of whacking
snurtz — Epic Conversations in LftT MASTER POST
