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Published: 2009-02-08 03:05:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 988; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 9
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AAAAAAAaaaAAAaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*runs away screaming*
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She's been waiting for you.
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O__o
I...I... I love you mommy?
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AS YOU SHOULD.
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Ack! Other Mother!
I love everything about this 
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Thanks! I still might work on this. It feels unfinished. But thanks a heap for the favorite!
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It was just that fantastic!
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Thank you. I do appreciate it.
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In the words of Mr. Hughes: "That is BADASS."
Oh my goodness me, that scrollwork is perfection. And you are EXPERT at drawing buttons. It's all fantastic, really, and now I am going to favorite it.
Sometime, when the fright is not so near, you must tell me about your button-eyed ghost nightmare. But I don't want to press you for details if it's still too scary (and rightfully so).
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Mr. Hughes thinks Coraline is badass? I can imagine him in class just standing up and saying "Okay juys. We're gonna read about Macbeth. He was one badass dude. Who did badass things. Basically, this whole story is badass. Amy, will you read aloud for us?"
I only pretend.
Thanks for the favorite, dollface! I'm glad you like it. Truly. The scrollwork took me forever.
So. I did share the ghost story, against my better judgement. Apparently, I sufficiently freaked out everyone on my friend's list. IT WAS SCARY. D:
Ye gods I talk too much.
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Well I would hope that Mr. Hughes finds Coraline to be badass. But mostly it's just that he says "BADASS" all the time. It's quite amusing, actually, because 90% of the other students in the class emulate him in using the word to describe everything from Beowulf to Geoffrey Chaucer. And Macbeth too, probably.
Pretty much everyone in my family knows I'm hopelessly in love with Joe by now. My grandma learned of him today and was asking me all sorts of questions/giving me all sorts of advice: "Does he know you exist?" "You should find out if he likes girls with normal-colored hair." "Some guys might not like a vegetarian. You know how men are." Oh, bless her. I love my grandma. Giving me advice on how to win over my professor, who has a girlfriend.
GOOD JOB SCARING EVERYONE, KORINNE. But really, good job! I approve wholeheartedly.
I talk even more than you do. Way more, probably, than you care to listen to. I apologize.
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Ha. I don't know why that reminds me of my history professor, other than today he said that the Continental Congress "was basically a bitch session" and I got a hilarious mental image of the Founding Fathers all bitching at each other about England and France. The End. I'm sorry for that.
Were I in Joe Hughes's class, I would probably say badass all the time too.
Your grandma is sweet.
I know Mike Wilson was sorely disappointed with me for not taking a hot dog after church one day. Or at the bonfire. 
GOSH I JUST GOTTA TALK ABOUT MYSELF ALL THE TIME.
Good! I'm glad I scared EVERYONE. I should post it here and scare EVERYONE HERE.
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If only I knew more about history, I would script a brief session of dialogue in which the Founding Fathers bitch about England and France together. But alas, I do not know enough. But who needs facts anyway?
ELBRIDGE GERRY: Aw man. Do we HAVE to talk about claiming independence from England again? *singsong* BOO-RING.
JOHN ADAMS: Shut it, Elbridge. Always with the whining...
JOHN HANCOCK: Yeah. Seriously. You're giving Massachusetts a bad rep.
BEN FRANKLIN: GUYS. DUDES. Voice of reason here. Let us not forget that we are here to bitch about England, not about each other.
ELBRIDGE GERRY: (under breath) Speak for yourself, Franklin.
THOMAS JEFFERSON: *cough*jackass*cough*
ELBRIDGE GERRY: (mocking) Oh. I'm Thomas Jefferson, and I'm so effing hilarious all the time.
THOMAS JEFFERSON: (straight foward) Jackass.
Okay. I'll stop now.
Did you hear about the time that I went to see Coraline for the second time in the theatres, but in 3D instead of 2D...and I was the only one in the theatre who screamed? Even though I had seen it before and knew what was going to happen? Good times.
No, no, no! Quite the contrary, dollface. You don't talk about yourself nearly enough! I, on the other hand, am always talking about myself to the point of excess. You need to balance it out with more soliloquies about yourself.
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Yep. That's pretty much how it went down. Silly Founding Fathers, bitching about England.
ELBRIDGE JERRY IS SUCH A JACKASS.
You screamed when you saw Coraline in 3D? I do not blame you. It is frightening. Especially the following scenes: When the Other Father says, "Wybie made a LOOONG face that Mother didn't like", and Miss Forcible and Miss Spink's Burlesque Extravaganza. THAT WAS TERRIFYING.
Okay so... Sunday... I was sitting and feeling all depressed and sorry for myself and Mike comes up behind me and says, "Hey, Kori, what's up?" and he holds out his hands. So I offer him mine and he takes it like he's about to kiss it, but shakes it instead. He says, "It's good to see you!" and I say, "Yeah, good to see you too!" and he walks away and I am very happy. Aubrey was making fun of me about smelling my hand.
Then, I'm talking to Mike's friend Jennifer after Mike was talking to her and she said, "You always look down! Look up at him once! You're like a nervous school girl and it's pretty obvious. He talks about you, you know" and I'm like HOLY SHIT WHAT and she said, "Yeah we were with Heather and we were talking about the Coffee Depot show and she mentioned that she sat next to you. Then Mike was all, 'Why does she seem so nervous around me? Is she nervous around you guys?' and I'm like nope, so then he's all 'I wonder if she likes me. She's cute. Should I ask her out?' so then I told him, 'Ask her yourself!'"
But this was all after church. I might go visit him at work after school tomorrow.
IS THAT ENOUGH SOLILOQUY FOR YOU?
How's Matt the Barista these days?
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Missus Spink and Forcible's Burlesque Extravaganza made me blush. I didn't expect talk of filling out bodices and such scantily dressed women in an animated movie. I didn't know what to think, so I just giggled behind my hand and shook my head. But reacting in terror is SUCH a better reaction.
What a fantastic occurrence! I'm so happy for you. Mike finally got some good sense...and I didn't even have to give him a talking-to.
I haven't seen Matt the Barista since before Winter break. I suspect he doesn't think of me, and I may as well return the sentiment. Sorry to be so cynical. I blame being so-very tired.
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INDEED. I was, and still am, frankly surprised that they got away with it. I went with Aubrey from Church and she looks over at me and says, "What kind of movie did you take me to see?!"
Of course I will! I honestly thought everyone was sick of hearing about him. So, he wasn't here today, and I never heard back from him about Sweeney Todd. But I found out he likes Mates of State. a lot !!
I'm sorry about Matt the Barista... I don't blame you for being cynical. I'm trying so very hard to not get cynical about Mike Wilson.
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I so wanna see that but our theatre sucks and won't get it in
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It's an excellent movie. I'm sorry to hear that.
Have you read the book?
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I would recommend it.
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