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SomeRandomMinion In reply to habsilva [2021-05-31 18:55:46 +0000 UTC]

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2020-01-21 15:55:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

*STOMP!*

Giant!Orcess: (Grinds her foot on the remains of the mountain and flattened dragon, smirking at the crunching sounds) "Feh! Dinnae even try to fly away, the fire-spittin' git. Aye, just means the wee ones'll 'ave more time ta thank me."

(SheShrugs and thunders off, wiping the squished dragon off her foot)

EDIT: Gave her a Scottish accent for extra comedy

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2020-01-21 17:45:49 +0000 UTC]

Captain: "My King, I am glad that she get rid of that dragon but what she will want for her reward...?"

King: "Shh... She might hear... and whatever it is, it might still be better than what the dragon was."

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2020-01-21 21:58:49 +0000 UTC]

[At that moment, the ground suddenly jolts beneath them...then it jolts again, and again, and again. Each jolt is stronger than the last, in a rhythm. Footsteps.]

King: (Sighs) "Speak of the devil, and she shall appear..."

[The towering form of their protector--though given how she lorded over the kingdom and demanded foot rubs, more like owner--appeared on the horizon, strolling toward the kingdom. Looking through a spyglass, the king could see people scrambling away from her feet as she thundered forward, not bothering to watch where she stepped. He winced when she stepped on a house, obliterating the structure instantly. Each step left a crater in the earth; a long scar on the ground. She waved, cracking a fanged grin]

Giant!Orcess: [Shouting to be heard miles away] "Oi! Wee king! Took care a' the dragon for ye--nothin' hard, more like a dragonfly, eh? Dinnae take a minute. Walk worked up an appetite, though; get yer big green lady a feast! Maybe some people you don't like as the appetizers, ha! And a foot rub! Dragon had bloody spikes on 'im, the wanker!"

(OOC: Gave her a Scottish accent for comedy)

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2020-01-22 16:43:17 +0000 UTC]

(lol that was hilarious, though I am not going to even try.  )

[King shivered a bit, craning his head back more and more as the titanic Orcess approached, soon she was standing over the castle, dwarfing even it.]

King: "O-of course, My Lady..."

[He still wasn't sure how to address the giantess, but he didn't want to take any chances and waved at his soldiers and other castle staff, and soon crowds of tiny people gathered around her massive feet and she felt their tiny rubs against her soles.]

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2020-01-23 15:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Giant!Orcess: "That's the stuff! Aye, ye know how ta reward a lass fer her hard work." (She sits down...right on a castle, which her rear instantly crushed to powder) "Bollocks, not another one...hope nobody was in there--"

King: "Well, at least she's concerned for us..."

Giant!Orcess: "That'd mean less of ye ta masage me!"

King: "Spoke too soon..."

Giant!Orcess: "Oi. King? Mind ye join in, on the right foot? Got some dragon bones stuck in there. And someone bring me some bloody food!"

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2020-01-24 14:54:17 +0000 UTC]

King: "Me!? But..."

(The King started but then looked at her size again and sighed walking to her giant foot, and few peasants and ordinary soldiers chuckling quietly until he gave them an angry glance)

King: (looking up) "They are bringing the meat and beer soon..." (grumbling under breath) "From my own storage and lands..."

(The Orcess had insisted not to use peasants' stocks, them rubbing her feet was enough and when a few nobles were foolish enough to complain at her, they soon found themselves in the belly of Orcess, the King reminded himself.)

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2020-01-25 16:00:39 +0000 UTC]

Advisor: "Caravan on! Make way, or you're part of her meal!"

(A train of wagons and horse-drawn carts laden with several feasts' worth of bounty pulled up, stretching back to the King's castle. The nobles lamented the loss of such delicacies, but knew objecting would get them eaten...)

Giant!Orcess: "Bloody 'ell, that's the stuff! And nice an' raw too; us orcs like our meat good and bloody! Give it 'ere ye cheeky tarts!" (Licking her lips, She reaches down and plucks up a cart...along with the horse drawing it and its rider)

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2020-01-25 20:35:11 +0000 UTC]

King: (still rubbing her foot) "I am glad you like them, b-but what about the man..."

(The giant Orcess lifted the cart above head, dropping the cargo into her mouth shaking the cart a bit, the rider hanging for his dear life for a moment... Until his grip slipped and he fell in too, along with the horse. The Orcess swallowed her first meal, after chewing it a moment, throwing the cart away)

Giant!Orcess: "Mmm... That was good..." (She licked her lips.) "What was that, old king?"

King: "Nothing..."

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