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      ♦ Guate once went through an identity crisis that almost had him abandoning his Mayan Culture.

      ♦ He once had long long hair but now its maintained in a bob. He thinks its stylish.

      ♦ Guate's wardrobe is very colorful.

      ♦ His favorite color is green.

      ♦ Guate likes to write journals about his life. They are all written in the ancient Mayan writing.

      ♦ He can solve difficult mathematic equations in his head, including calculus, algebra and trigonometry.

      ♦ Guate enjoys making and wearing beautiful clothes in his spare time.

      ♦ NEVER call Guate or any Guatemalan a shorter version of Mexico. If Guate hears you, he will go Mayan warrior military on yo' ass.

      ♦ Guate can come off as distant and cold to those who don't know him. But once you do, you discover it was better if you didn't know him.

      ♦ Guate LOVES chocolate! He even puts in his coffee.

      ♦ Guate loves to party, especially if it involves elaborate costumes, good food and fun music.

      ♦ He can be a bit of a narcissist if you compliment and praise him too much.

      ♦ When situations arise, Guate is proven to act like a responsible mature leader, his personality doing a 180 turn.

      ♦ Guate simply adores his baby sister Honduras to an excessive doting degree.

      ♦ Guate is not fond of the way Belize has turned out and is still pissed off she has become so rude and ungrateful towards him.

      ♦ Guate likes to keep a certain distance from Mexico. He likes her well enough but no, no. She can get a bit too much for him.

      ♦ Guate likes Canada but simply suffers and tries to tolerate America. He secretly sulks because that "uncultured swine"'s economy is better off.

      ♦ His biological mother is the Mayan Empire.

  ♦ The reason Guate is taller then your average Guatemalan male is because of the Spanish Influence forced on him, the decimation of the majority of Indigenous Mayans and the fact that Ladinos (Mixed Mayan-European Descent) make up about 50% of the population.

      ♦ The scars on Guate's body represents the country's political struggle and the decimation of its native people.

      ♦ Guatemala's forehead is oddly flat. The reason being that Mama Maya used the forehead flattener when he was little (it was considered the epitome of beauty). The Spanish Influence has thankfully prevented any serious deformation to develop.

      ♦ Guatemala has a weird ability to cross his eyes. And that's also thanks to Mama Maya trying to make him appear "beautiful". Again, thank you Spanish Influence for preventing any further damaged.

This is still a WIP