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Published: 2009-05-22 10:48:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 2989; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 934
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Full view.To kill them selves
Snoopy will be missed.
Yesterday I was training my dog to not go onto the new couch (which involves hitting with a rolled up newspaper. Hard to do considering the bleeding heart that I am)
And immediately she walks outside and starts eating grass and all I thought was "OH MY GOD! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HERSELF NOW"
I think that dogs eating grass is the same fashion in which an emo will down a bottle of flu medicine.
It doesn't work they just throw up alot
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YOU KILLED SNOOPS YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOUR A BUTTHOLE LONNIE. GO SUCK A BUTT ASSHOLE.
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Actually man, if you just sound "psshht" or whatever snakelike sound you can muster and push the dog off the couch when nessicary, he'll get the idea and stay off. Psst works because dogs don't naturally react to the word "no" and in order to get power into it, you have to say it deeply which is like growling to a dog, and they may not believe your threat, but sounding like a snake is something all animals naturally react to, it triggers the instinct to become submissive and hesitate. This will make you alpha when you give a command afterwords. Stay calm and even in your manner, and confident in your tone, say commands as though there is no question that the dog will listen, and she will if you've placed yourself as alpha.
It's really important to keep dogs off the furniture, it's the great equalizer, once allowed to sit where you sit, the dog figures something along the lines of "Oh, I get to be as high up as them, I must be equal to humans, so I'm alpha dog" and then likely won't listen to you very well.
It seems cruel to train a dog, but remember, their life will be better if they don't bolt across the street and get struck by a vehicle, or eat something they shouldn't, or jump on people and piss them off. The important thing is to maintain dominance, if your dog walks in front of you, don't step around him, walk through him and push her out of the way with your legs, always make sure you enter doors first, and have him follow when you say "come" or whatever you use. And don't be afraid if your dog doesn't listen the very first time to make him do it, like, sit, lay, come, fetch, go, stay, drop it, or whatever you want.
Also, never let your dog place his feet on you, that's a sign of dominance. Never move yourself, stay still and move the dog.
If it's really tough to gain control over the dog, wrap and loop through a leash around your waist, like an umbilical cord from you to the dog's collar. Go for walks, and everytime he get's ahead of you, just change direction, keep it on inside the house and he will learn to be submissive to your descisions.
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That's not a dog... It's a cow in disguise... The black spots are a dead give away
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LOL (:
nice one Kaizo
NOO SNOOPY WHYYY D:
haha
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Wow, I really love your ideas! It's just sad seeing some people use your pictures and ideas without credit and claim it as theirs.
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I don't know, I just see random blogs where they post that "orange and orange juice" pic, change the caption into "mom?" and pass it off as theirs.
I also saw shirts with that design.
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Yeah I talked to noisebot. We both made it.
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Strange coincidence.
You made it at the same time?
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They saying here is "Great minds think alike"
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the reason cats and dogs eat grass is to help relieve nausea.
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I'm sorry but you have missed the joke. It has packed its bagged and gone on the ferry already. If there is no traffix you might be able to catch him
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hell yeah it is, but seeing as i have no wings or parachute, landing really hurts.
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I lol'd.
My dogs ate grass after I first saw this.
And I ran around saying 'OMG THEYRE TRYING TO KILL THEMSELVES ;________;'
I got a lot of odd looks.
I fave now, k?
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Our dogs don't eat grass, does this mean they're happy? 8D
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Maybee it means you give them good food.
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My dog eats two whole chickens a day 8D My other dogs just eat one chicken a day.
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Raw bones don't hurt em 8D
We'd never feed them cooked bones that are all icky and splintery
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Darn it i can't seem to successfully post here.
Anyway, dogs have a weak sense of taste, grass tastes like everything else.
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Does it taste like chicken? :0
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Thats funny. Actually you have to think a little further than that and ask yourself, what exactly does chicken taste like to a dog?
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WOAH SHIT MAN TOO PROFOUND GO AWAY
*head explode*
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lolol, and all the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put Jordan's head back together again.
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Dad: Time to bury Snoopy with the other 15 dogs.
Kid: TT^TT we're running out of room in the yard!
Animals are stupid sometimes
Freakin' vegan dogs.
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That reminds me (note that we live across the road from our old house. We loved the neighbourhood but wanted a new house so we built a new one)
MUAHAHAHA we buried, like, 6 animals in the old houses backyard and we have to watch them SUFFERRR
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Wouldn't it be so ass if a flash flood came about and washed all the dead bodies out of the ground, and you had floating animal carcases around your house.
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Theres a lake across the road from our house D8
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better nail those bodies into the ground
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Awww but I used all the nails on the rape victims
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i know cats eat grass for a chemical in there to help their digest.
cat sick is disgusting
maybe dogs are just slightly more suicidal, or bulimic
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I always wondered why they eat grass now I feel enlightened!
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Haha that reminds me of this [link]
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Hahahaha lol, nice one 
PS. [link] while reading your comment this came to my mind
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AWWW FUCKIN AWWWW
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wait... ugh xD
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You didn't see THAT coming
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I laughed when the cat started gagging then it just came out wrong xD
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