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SonicMaster23 — The Sonic Scrubber 8D
Published: 2008-07-08 19:14:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 10735; Favourites: 500; Downloads: 98
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OK, so the other day I was out shopping with some friends at a local Wal-Mart, when I suddenly spot something called "The Sonic Scrubber" (in the automotive section... XD). And me, being the insane Sonic fan that I am, immediately envisioned this.
Sonic: Awww yeah, baby.... That's the spot.
Sonic (c) Sega.
Sonic Scrubber (c) ...someone? XD
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up aSPECIALROOM to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or imSORRY
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LIAR FORGET YOU!!!! I HATE THESE MAN. 😣😣😣😢
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Don't let Amy see the weak spot. She'd take advantage. Or probably destroy the scrubber.
I can see it now.
"I AM ONLY SONNIKU'S BABY, BBEEEYTTTCCCCCCC--! >:U."
or
"Bump to his heart by his stomach! Itch your way through!"
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Oh my gosh that's so funny I can't stop laughing XD
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Wicked: -puts brush on Sonic's Head-
Sonic: Wha?
Amy: -scrubs Sonic's head-
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That is not funny.
OK OK STOP LICKING ME IT'S FUNNY!
(Really, it's funny)
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lol, so cute! yeah, whenever i just hear the word sonic, i just think of him! curse my crazy obsession!
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Ummmm...Sonic...I think you're enjoying it...a little too much...
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sonic.exe: ok,ive gotta admit, the was funny.
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at first when i saw this i said '' what the heck is on his butt ''then realized it was his tail any way i was stunned i personaly love it
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It's cool. That probably be my reaction, too! 
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Sonic' s schedule:
(1) Be the ultimate hero
(2) Beat the crap out of Egg Man
(3) Run away from the fact that he loves Amy
(4) Run
(5) Run some more
(6) Chilly Dog Break
(7) Use the New Sonniku Scrubber!
After doing his schedule...
Amy: Sonic my lo...ver??? O.o
Sonic: ahhhhhh....
* Amy slowly backs away*
Aren't I such a Derp?:mindless:
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I messed up on the mindless thing...
:mindless:
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Bwa ha ha ha XD this is one of the funniest pieces I have seen so far
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