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Published: 2011-03-15 08:28:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 3160; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 2
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Ever turned mountain dew upside down? If you dou you'll realise it is really Mao juice!!! It's a running joke me and my friends have and if you can find other everyday items with communist implications tell me, it's hillarious.Btw I have nothing against communism just against mass murdering dictators like Mao
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Mao had the best of intentions (Modernizing China, women's rights, education for everyone), but always at the cost of millions...
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um, sorry I can't speak Russian
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...well, there's Macy's department stores... And my friends and I also pretty much do this constantly
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It is quite fun to do stuff like this with your friends isn't it
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Yesss! The first time I ever saw a Comic-Con poster my friend and I both thought it read "CommieCon"...
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nice. I have a friend called Kong who used to argue with my teacher about communism so we now call him Kongunist. (sounds better out loud)
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By "arguing about communism" do you mean arguing for or against communism?
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We all think he is a communist (even the teacher) but he completely denies it. So more arguing if he is a communist than for or against communism. Still fun though!
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Yep. Sounds a bit like my situation last year... But, now, I can admit, with all my heart and soul, that I AM, INDEED, a communist 
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I'd say I'm more left wing politically so although I wouldn't go as far as communist I could quite easily say I have socialist tendancies so I know you have hearts although I thought cummunists were atheists making souls irrelivant. Anyway in my case I am indeed soulless (get it?). Good luck with communism! just try China's type it seems more effective (haha)
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Ever heard of Christian Commies? (I'm not one, I'm just sayin') Not all communists are atheists, and, obviously, not all atheists are communists
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Yay!
And no, I've never heard of Christian Commies although yeah I did kinda no that not all communists are atheists. Here's to being soulless!
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Ah christmas has probably converted more people than the bible and the only thing I don't want congress to do is use nuclear weapons... especially against me in Australia, but the best christmas present would be for some equality
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Haha, yes. "Sonny, whatchya want for Christmas?"
"A Democratic Socialist or Anarcho-communistic government, mommy!"
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"Um, how about a bike instead?"
"No I will not be bought out by capitalist bribery!"
"Right, no more internet for you for a while..."
lol
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At Kindergarten graduation:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
John: A firefighter.
Jackie: A policewoman.
Taylor: A communist dictator.
Teacher: O_o
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10 years later...
"What are you going to do after graduation?"
John: I'm going to volunteer on a gap year!
Jackie: I'm going to go to university and study medicine.
Taylor: Oh I'm going to a 3rd world country you've never heard of, overthrow the current dictatorship in favour of my own glorious communism - Long live the people's revolution!
Teacher: Oh Taylor you haven't changed in 10 years. When's the next appointment with the school counsellor?
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Glorious communisms! For teh peepulz!
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yeah, for a united peaceful world. Here's hoping one day it's achievable
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I have to admit thouigh, just some stability would also be nice (and a lot more achievable!)
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