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Batman Got Run Over By The Joker

Batman got run over by the Joker,
Cycling down the road at ramming speed,
You can say that Batman is the hero,
But as for me, he’s the guy we don’t need!

He’d been drinking too much vodka
As his alias Bruce Wayne
And he’d left his cycling license
As you know, that always is a real pain

When they found him on the pavement
They all thought that he was dead
He had cuts along his cheekbones
And a silly pair of ears upon his head!

Now we’re all so proud of Joker,
He’s been taking it real well!
See him dancing in the sidewalk
Blowing half of Harvey’s face from here to Hell!

It’s not Gotham without Joker
Putting money in his sack
And I couldn’t help but wonder:
Does Batman wash his suit or put it back?
(PUTS IT BACK!)

Batman got run over by the Joker,
Cycling down the road at ramming speed,
You can say that Batman is the hero,
But as for me, he’s the guy we don’t need!

Now the pencil’s on the table
And the bomb made from a phone
And the green and purple fabric
Joker uses to make clothes all on his own

I’ve warned all my goons and lackies
Better hold onto your hat
They should never give a license
To a guy with who dresses up just like a bat!

Batman got run over by the Joker,
Cycling down the road at ramming speed,
You can say that Batman is the hero,
But as for me, he’s the guy we don’t need!

Description
Batman Got Run Over By The Joker

Batman got run over by the Joker,
Cycling down the road at ramming speed,
You can say that Batman is the hero,
But as for me, he’s the guy we don’t need!

He’d been drinking too much vodka
As his alias Bruce Wayne
And he’d left his cycling license
As you know, that always is a real pain

When they found him on the pavement
They all thought that he was dead
He had cuts along his cheekbones
And a silly pair of ears upon his head!

Now we’re all so proud of Joker,
He’s been taking it real well!
See him dancing in the sidewalk
Blowing half of Harvey’s face from here to Hell!

It’s not Gotham without Joker
Putting money in his sack
And I couldn’t help but wonder:
Does Batman wash his suit or put it back?
(PUTS IT BACK!)

Batman got run over by the Joker,
Cycling down the road at ramming speed,
You can say that Batman is the hero,
But as for me, he’s the guy we don’t need!

Now the pencil’s on the table
And the bomb made from a phone
And the green and purple fabric
Joker uses to make clothes all on his own

I’ve warned all my goons and lackies
Better hold onto your hat
They should never give a license
To a guy with who dresses up just like a bat!

Batman got run over by the Joker,
Cycling down the road at ramming speed,
You can say that Batman is the hero,
But as for me, he’s the guy we don’t need!