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What would happen if Dominique and Hannah met Tintin?
An actual Facebook conversation on January 25th, 2012

Hannah: "Sup, hot man."

Domo: "Hi, I'm Dominique, and this is Hannah. We're here to take you to America."

Hannah: "Kidnap you, more like it. But don't think of it as a kidnapping. Think of it as a surprise adoption."

Domo: "Don't worry, darling. We'll take lovely care of you. We are not cruel captors—I mean, people."

Hannah: "Agreed. You'll get three square meals a day, and we'll even take you on walks!"

Domo: "All you have to do is marry us and sign a legal contract saying you will never leave us. Ever. No matter the circumstances. Think about it! Two lovely ladies, romantic dinners, and walks! That's more than most men get in one life time!"

Hannah: "See how easy we're making this for you? And Snowy and Haddock can come, too, since Haddock is Domo-chan's spirit animal in the first place. Although we'll have to break him of his broccoli fear..."

Domo: "Yes, won't it be so nice! All of us together! We can even get a houseboat. We'll go on spectacular adventures. Haddock and I can go on drunken stupors and you guys can be all 'No, no, I need you to have all your wits about you...'"

Hannah: "So you see, Mista Teen Teen, everything is going to be okay."

Domo: "Now, we have prepared a slide show if you want any further information. That, or we can move on to plan C."

Hannah: (plays slide show, which is accompanied by gentle jazz music)

Domo: "As you can see mister we are both extremely attractive female entities and therefore give you great comfort of the female form. Next slide please."

Hannah: (slide shows said houseboat) "And this is where we'll be stationed for twenty years."

Domo: "Yes, and as you can see here, there is plenty of room for Haddock and Snowy. So that way you'll feel more at home with all the gang around."

Hannah: "And don't worry. We'll let you keep in touch with your newspaper, so you can keep your job!"

Domo: "Yes, dear sir, and you can also keep in touch with Interpol, so you can solve mysteries on an international level!"

Hannah: "So, Teen Teen. What is your decision? Spend the rest of your life with us… or…"

Domo: "Or have us kidnap you, Snowy, and Haddock. Either is fine with us, you know, it's just that the first way is much easier on you and everyone else.

Hannah: (What will be his response, do you think?)

Domo: (He'll be all like…)

Tintin: "Young ladies, I really am flattered that you like me so much as to come all the way to France, but don't you think it's a bit much?"

Domo: (And we'll be all like…)

Domo and Hannah: "So are you coming or…"

Tintin: "… I'll pack my things."

Description
What would happen if Dominique and Hannah met Tintin?
An actual Facebook conversation on January 25th, 2012

Hannah: "Sup, hot man."

Domo: "Hi, I'm Dominique, and this is Hannah. We're here to take you to America."

Hannah: "Kidnap you, more like it. But don't think of it as a kidnapping. Think of it as a surprise adoption."

Domo: "Don't worry, darling. We'll take lovely care of you. We are not cruel captors—I mean, people."

Hannah: "Agreed. You'll get three square meals a day, and we'll even take you on walks!"

Domo: "All you have to do is marry us and sign a legal contract saying you will never leave us. Ever. No matter the circumstances. Think about it! Two lovely ladies, romantic dinners, and walks! That's more than most men get in one life time!"

Hannah: "See how easy we're making this for you? And Snowy and Haddock can come, too, since Haddock is Domo-chan's spirit animal in the first place. Although we'll have to break him of his broccoli fear..."

Domo: "Yes, won't it be so nice! All of us together! We can even get a houseboat. We'll go on spectacular adventures. Haddock and I can go on drunken stupors and you guys can be all 'No, no, I need you to have all your wits about you...'"

Hannah: "So you see, Mista Teen Teen, everything is going to be okay."

Domo: "Now, we have prepared a slide show if you want any further information. That, or we can move on to plan C."

Hannah: (plays slide show, which is accompanied by gentle jazz music)

Domo: "As you can see mister we are both extremely attractive female entities and therefore give you great comfort of the female form. Next slide please."

Hannah: (slide shows said houseboat) "And this is where we'll be stationed for twenty years."

Domo: "Yes, and as you can see here, there is plenty of room for Haddock and Snowy. So that way you'll feel more at home with all the gang around."

Hannah: "And don't worry. We'll let you keep in touch with your newspaper, so you can keep your job!"

Domo: "Yes, dear sir, and you can also keep in touch with Interpol, so you can solve mysteries on an international level!"

Hannah: "So, Teen Teen. What is your decision? Spend the rest of your life with us… or…"

Domo: "Or have us kidnap you, Snowy, and Haddock. Either is fine with us, you know, it's just that the first way is much easier on you and everyone else.

Hannah: (What will be his response, do you think?)

Domo: (He'll be all like…)

Tintin: "Young ladies, I really am flattered that you like me so much as to come all the way to France, but don't you think it's a bit much?"

Domo: (And we'll be all like…)

Domo and Hannah: "So are you coming or…"

Tintin: "… I'll pack my things."