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Published: 2011-02-28 21:02:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 1943; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 15
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so today i took photos of my nob HAHAHAHAHAHere's Scuzgob's Nobz Mob. There's two power klaws, 2 big choppas, a waaagh! banner and a painboy. not as super optimised as most nob mobz (to take advantage of wound allocation) but i dont like doing that.
nobody gets up after my nob hits them HOHOHOHOHO
my nob is really good at penetrating rear armour HEEHEEHEEHEE
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i think my entire tribe is madboyz
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i know that, most of my army look liek techmarines ^^"
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chapter tactics: replace all squad sergeants with techmarines
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chapter tactic, give in 2k pints every uinit at least a porter ir a vehicle that means with 2000points i got a champion on bike a fullsquat of marines on bikes, 2 tacticval sqads with razorbacks stormterminators in a landraider
the final result is a moving bbq station because almost all got at least heavy bolters melters oer flamers^^
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i didnt understand a word of that
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well just a bit of my armylist, for 2k points almost all of my army is mobile 2 troups of tactical marines with razorbacks, 1 troup of bikemarines, captain on bike, terminators on landraider, and all use mostly flamers and melters, so my friends call my army the "bbq" sqat
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cool. when i play marines, plasma guns & plasma cannons everywhere. mmm, plasma
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nah i pefear a bbq, flamers and melters all over, somehow weard i dont use vulcan... only captain on bike and a master of forge ^^ wohoo 3 dreadnaughts + 2 terminatorsquatsd and a vindocator (aka the big fat shotgun) an that pressed in 1500 points... its funn to see your oponents face when you place them on the table
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Are those juggalo orks? Best. Idea. Ever. "Magnets, howz dey wurk boss?"
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nah, theyre not juggalos XD
unlike juggalos, these guys arent retarded and know how things work
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"Iz eezy, dem magnetz iz powerd by WAAAAGH!!!"
Both orks and juggalos are kinda stupid and violent. But truly, orks are smarter. And they have a better taste in music, cause orks iz made for rocking!
Anyways, would you mind if I stole the idea for one of my boyz?
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YES YOU MUST PAY ME £5 FOR EVERY ORK YOU PAINT AS A CLOWN
nah, its cool, go nuts with it
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Really? ... Really? And you make fun of the ELDAR for being colorful?
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yup
only cos we can pull it off, unlike them skinny gitz
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BLUE FOR DA LUK.
RED FOR DA SPEED.
YELLOW FOR DA TEEF.
AND GREEN IZ BEST.
BY YOUR COLORS COMBINED, GITZ, I IZ KAPTIN SCUZBOG!
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KAPTIN SCUZBOG, E'S OUR WARBOSS!
GONNA CRUSH ALL 'UMMIES IN DA WAAAGH!
E'S DA DAKKA MAGNIFIED
AND DA BEST OF CHOPPY SIDE!
KAPTIN SCUZBOG, E'S OUR WARBOSS!
GONNA CRUSH ALL BEAKIES IN DA WAAAGH!
GONNA BREAK DEM ALL ASSUNDA!
CAUSE WE LIKE DA LOOT AND PLUNDA'!
"You'll pay for this foul xeno!"
WE'RE DA ORKS
AND YOU IZ NOT!
NOW GIT OUT WEAKLING GROT!
LOOTING AND PLUNDERING IS DA WAY
CAUSE DIS WHAT KAPTIN SCUZBOG GOT TA SAY:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Shut up, I know it doesn't rhyme.
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If this were a TV show, I'd watch this over Captain Planet any day.
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I'd love a 40k inspired Children educational/variety/cartoon show.
I was thinking a bit over that, and the possibilities are endless.
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Iz one of dem hummie words, baws. You be like Mork and Gork, but to hummies.
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Aside from the almost homosexual comment rear/penis references, are these supposed to look like Insane Clown Posse meets Orks? And holy crap that guy has a large combi-weapon.
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nah, not Insane Clown Posse, those guys suck and are lame.
my orks are just clowns. like pennywise the clown from IT
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Still think of ICP at first glance.
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thats a terrible shame :c
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those...look pretty badass....for beeing clowns?
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only a true badass would turn up to a battle dressed like an idiot.
using this reasoning, my guys are most badass ever.
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