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Celestia. Go home. You're drunk.Random doodle that :iconekenket: and I thought was hilarious in a sleep deprived state of mind. It'll be for sale at Rainfurrest in Seattle next month!
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Poor Twilight, she can't figure out how to cope with seeing her Ruler, her Teacher, and Role Model all in one getting tipsy.Β X3
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Just to let you know...
www.fimfiction.net/story/17471β¦
This was all your fault...
Thank You...
(Rough Language Warning)
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"And then, girl you don't even KNOW, then there was this one time that I saw Luna spit in my cereal and I was like "that bitch is going to space for this". And I sent her to space but she landed on the moon because of gravity or some made up thing like that and it totally sucked. Do you think Spike spits in your cereal? I would. Are you going to finish that scotch?"
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"You think my job is easy? Just wait until YOU take over me!"
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I'm not massaging your plot if that's what your asking -._-.
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Celestia: but mooomy *hic* I want a plot massage 
Pinkie Pie: IS CELESTIA DRUNK?! 0-o
Twilight: yeeeaaah, she got to hooked on that beer.
Rainbow Dash: DANG! how much did she drink?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA X3
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lol i wonder what she is telling twilight about her past affairs?
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What does a monarch do when her job gets her too stressed out? Go to the pub and getting totally hammered.Β
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this is weird but the way you draw celestia here reminds me the new villain that gonna appear in season 4
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Reminds me of this:Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMG69β¦
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Twi - Ouch. Note to self; don't save Applejack's cider for a whole month.
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She has a very demanding job.
She needs some time to relax.
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This is hilarious indeed 
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Snrk. Okay, I'll admit I laughed at this. But I guess even demi-god princesses need a night off at times.
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yeah... best celestia is a drunk one... CHEERS!
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Tia - "ThAt Barbender is a rEAl Di *hic* to expedt his QUEEEN to pay for *hic* for dis drinks."
Twi - "Princess I think you have had enough.Β Lets head back to the...."Β
Tia - "HEY! Hey, comeer.Β Ya knows who eLSe is a a Di *hic*.Β BIG Mac!Β He is a HUUUUGE Di *hic*........Β with legs.Β Ha Ha Ha!"
Twi - "Tia please.Β That's my best friends brother.Β He is a good s...."
Tia -Β "HELL YA he's a good stud.Β I.... I.... I lift dat heavy ass sun every day.Β The sleast he can do is lift dis sun on my heavy ass.Β Β He he he!"
Luna - "OH My GOD, Twi!Β Look at her butt.Β It is so big.Β She like one of those rapper chicks."
Twi - "Luna your not helping.Β God, grab her back legs and help me get her out of here."
Luna - "Ah, nononono.Β Princess Higher-archy.Β You lift the royal ass while I tend to the hole of obscenity that will soon activate when we try to.... OOFF"
Tia - "Get your hoof of a me you da *HIC*m dirty moon... uh... moon MONKEY!Β Hahahaha!Β Moon Monkey Moona!"
Twi - "Luna are you ok.Β Did she hurt you."
Luna - "Oww!Β I tink she bwoke meh noose!Β You on ya own Twi!"
Twi - "Luna come back.Β Don't leave me alone with..... umm.... Tia.Β Were is your hoof right now."
Tia - "He he!Β Where the sun don't shine.Β At least not yet it don't.Β He he!"
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Next morning -
Tia - "Aggggggrh!Β Let this be a lesson to you Twilight *HRGH* Sparkle.Β Never mix cheap booze with warm bear.Β Oh me I think I... *HHHHRRRRRG*"
Twi - "Princess when are we going to talk about what you did to me last night."
Tia - "L.laater!Β When I am done talking to Ambassador John about fair.... *Hrgh*.... trade policies.
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And that's pretty much everything I thought about when I looked at your picture.Β Well except the really bad parts about Tia and Twi and an unconscious red stallion and a vigorous game of "does this rag smell funny".Β That, I just could not put into words.Β So edited it out.Β
This is a fun picture.Β Thanks for sharing it with us all.Β
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You win the Muffin award for how good your lines fit a single picture that needs to become a comic
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I'm pretty sure I watched you start drawing this at the airport in Baltimore. If not, I'm thinking of someone else.Β
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I tell you hwat. I miss selling propane. Bein' a princess is a whole lot more work.
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"Twilight... bein'... bein' a princess SUCKS! It's the worst thing EVERRRRRR! Yoo jus' take everyone's CRAP all day... anyoudongettosayNOTHIN. Gah, 's so DUMB. 'M glad you're not a princess Twiiiilight."
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LOL I love the "I tell [hic] you something ... EVERYONE thinks [hic] it's easy to raise the sun.... THE SUN! Β Well it's [hic] not... trust me and don't even get me started about leap years!"
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Twilight does not like hearing about Celestia's past escapades.Β
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Haa haaa!!!!Β Β Β this is pretty dope!Β Β Β twilight looks like a little girl here.Β Β
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lemme tell ya somet *hic* ing Twlilight spackle I will tell YOU when I had enough, and I ain't done yet! *hiccups and falls of chair*
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Β How do you get drunk from drinking diet coke!?
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I'm sorry Celestia, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut you off. Β
*turns to Twilight* I assume you'll be picking up the tab? Oh, and make sure she doesn't fly, just because she's a princess doesn't mean she can fly under the influence!
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Drunk Celestia: "I tell you w-vhat...! I m-made YOU puh-rincess because you arrr... gunna hafta take over sumdays..... Gahbuuuhhh..."
Twilight: "Ok... I think that's enough double alcoholic cider for you. I think I should move to another table before some nasty terrible escapade starts to happen."
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"Ahm drunk, whaz yer excuuuse!?'
I love the 'oh god why me' face Twi is pulling
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Drunklestia: "Yyyou think yer such hot sh*t, now that yerrr a *hiccup* Princessss? Well, lemme tell ya who gotcha where you aaarre..."
Twilight: *Remember, Twilight, just ignore her, she always gets like this when she drinks...*
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hahahhaa I'm dying of laughter! awesomeΒ Β
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I tell you what, that pony ain't normal.
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haha, best comment here
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"He said he wanted some time apart so I turned him into a statue"
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