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Published: 2010-04-12 22:41:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 8756; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 127
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Description Yep, a real illustration from the secret Army of Two 40th Day artbook

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I like the game so far, but since my xbox is giving me trouble atm I can't finish it for now D:
SORRY AMATACHII D: I SUCK SUCK SUCK.

The interactions between Salem and Rios are just... WOW
HUGGING, ASS GROPING, AIR GUITAR THAT LOOKS LIKE A BLOWJOB.
PHEW if that doesn't make you moist you should probably go see a doctor. LOL

Srsly took like half an hour for us to finish that intro, because I was laughing so hard.
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Comments: 97

LittleKidsin [2013-07-14 12:45:50 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT that's exactly what me and my sis always thought whenever we played this game! x-DDDDDDDD omigosh, omigosh omigosh!
you totally got their faces right! *explodes* god this is good, and your description! x-D well done! >w<

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deanvalefor777 [2011-07-08 14:07:51 +0000 UTC]

I think I commented here already, but I just had to go back and comment here 'cause I just played this over at a friend's house, and I remembered seeing an art of this, and:

HOLY CRAP, THIS IS SEMI-CANON.

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sparkyHERO In reply to deanvalefor777 [2011-08-24 20:41:06 +0000 UTC]

As I already mentioned in the description. I couldn't stop laughing.
I mean it was fucking hilarious in the first Army of Two.
But they upped their game in this one xD

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Demonic-elliot [2011-04-26 09:55:40 +0000 UTC]

its so sexy perfect paireing

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sparkyHERO In reply to Demonic-elliot [2011-05-21 23:29:14 +0000 UTC]

lololol
Make love not war, I guess? xD

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Demonic-elliot In reply to sparkyHERO [2011-06-10 11:05:48 +0000 UTC]

yeah love all the way

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DrDevone [2011-02-25 21:06:06 +0000 UTC]

so much built oh bromosexual tension it was bound to be the cause of the explosion of china B3
so when we gonna pleh CB>

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sparkyHERO In reply to DrDevone [2011-02-26 01:05:19 +0000 UTC]

when microsoft decides to stop being nazis! :C
I had so much trouble recently with that auto renewal bull that i don't even wanna see the xbox for a while now :'C

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DrDevone In reply to sparkyHERO [2011-02-26 01:36:01 +0000 UTC]

='( I understand
Micro$oft has been pretty nazi-like with their blasphemous increase in pricing and such...
I'm glad I have a ps3 as well though :3
and soon a pc hopefully...

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sparkyHERO In reply to DrDevone [2011-03-04 21:29:14 +0000 UTC]

guh
yeah, you notice that they're raping you a bit too late to react and they're already penetrating every possible orfice -_-

derp
yeah I'm going to try and sell mine and then buy a used ps3 with that money.. or at least try
but PC gaming is still boss so far..

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DrDevone In reply to sparkyHERO [2011-03-04 21:42:39 +0000 UTC]

stupid rapist, they're like some kind of psychotic hooker that rapes your instead of the other way around and you pay them up or else...

I don't want to sell mine just yet (mainly because my dad wants to hog the ps3 AND he just bought the new "slim" xbox for my bday) but the time will come soon enough

yes, PC gaming is legit and I suck at it :'D
but that doesn't mean im not gonna have FUN

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2Foxxie4U [2011-01-02 07:01:40 +0000 UTC]

UMPF

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sparkyHERO In reply to 2Foxxie4U [2011-01-09 03:22:31 +0000 UTC]

hurrrrr

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2Foxxie4U In reply to sparkyHERO [2011-01-09 05:02:05 +0000 UTC]

NEVER SHOW ME THAT FACE EVER AGAIN

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lBoogaboo [2011-01-01 06:41:10 +0000 UTC]

I`m glad I`m not the only one who thought this. xD
Me and my dad play it and even he`s like "dude, these guys have to be gay. they just have to."

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sparkyHERO In reply to lBoogaboo [2011-01-09 03:22:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL
YOUR DAD!?!?!?
ohwow
... this is still new to me, parent's playin vidya D:

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lBoogaboo In reply to sparkyHERO [2011-02-10 20:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he says things like that.
The game is fun, I haven`t played it in a while, though.
;A;

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deanvalefor777 [2010-09-28 12:26:22 +0000 UTC]

I still don't get why people think these two are ghei. O.O Please enlighten me? O.O

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sparkyHERO In reply to deanvalefor777 [2010-10-04 15:36:37 +0000 UTC]

HMH well
It was jsut me and my buddy who were messing around in the coop gameplay
coz there are certain things.. well when you press that interaction button
they start sidehugging each other and do all that werid stuff characters usually never do in games
so it was fascinating xD
IDK they're far from being gay
but it was awesome making fun of them C:

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EscaArt [2010-07-18 00:09:06 +0000 UTC]

SO true! XD

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sparkyHERO In reply to EscaArt [2010-07-20 12:30:53 +0000 UTC]

xD
No lie has ever crossed my graphic tablet!
I swear!

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EscaArt In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-07-20 14:49:41 +0000 UTC]

lol

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big-Brat [2010-06-10 02:16:41 +0000 UTC]

Mr. and Mr. Faggings, they're so lovely.

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sparkyHERO In reply to big-Brat [2010-06-10 12:51:23 +0000 UTC]

I know.
me and momo had a double marriage with this couple.
It was

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big-Brat In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-30 03:14:08 +0000 UTC]

SICK but kinda awesome!

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aki-shinji [2010-05-28 01:14:57 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.... Can't stop laughing...

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-05-30 00:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's what two beefed up cuddling guys will do to ya xD

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-01 22:17:38 +0000 UTC]

OMG! I can't get the image out of my head!!! I can totally imagine Salem doing something like that!!! My brain is hurting and I still cannot stop laughing!!!!

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-02 01:42:41 +0000 UTC]

GAAAH XD
RIOS!!!
WE'RE ON A MISSION HERE,
SO GET YOUR SHIT BACK TOGETHER AND HUG ME LIKE A MAN!!!

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-02 22:39:46 +0000 UTC]

Okay, whatever, Salem. *hugs like a man*

(LOL. :3 I suck at being Rios. Hahaha...)

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-05 00:12:09 +0000 UTC]

DOESN' MATTER
WE HUGGED
AL IZ GUUUD <3

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-05 23:30:35 +0000 UTC]

I guess we did, didn't we?

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-08 03:51:07 +0000 UTC]


WOOHO!

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-08 22:48:42 +0000 UTC]


Hah, take that! :3

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-11 11:40:50 +0000 UTC]

OMG GLOMPED
i think I just let go of a drop of pee...

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-12 19:06:03 +0000 UTC]

:3
You have been expertly glomped, so naaahhh!!!

hahaha, just kidding. :3

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-15 00:10:48 +0000 UTC]

that droplet of piss was still able to escape..

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-15 23:23:32 +0000 UTC]

Whoopsies... I made a mistake. :3

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-17 00:41:30 +0000 UTC]

well, next time make sure you lick it dry :< don't want anything on my 'xpensive Calvin Klein underwear!

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-17 22:31:42 +0000 UTC]

O.O.... umm....... *sorta scared*

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-18 21:02:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry..
I get inappropriate sometimes when I didn't take my meds..

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-18 21:18:10 +0000 UTC]

It's okay. I was just shocked, that's all. :3

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-20 23:56:43 +0000 UTC]

ooh...
then

PIIISSS PARTYY!!

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-23 23:17:03 +0000 UTC]

DUDE!!! XD

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-26 02:16:24 +0000 UTC]

DOES THAT MEAN YES?!

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-06-28 23:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Umm.... I dunno....

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sparkyHERO In reply to aki-shinji [2010-06-30 21:52:36 +0000 UTC]

I'll take that as a yes

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aki-shinji In reply to sparkyHERO [2010-07-01 20:25:54 +0000 UTC]

Do whatever you want.

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Ryukloveappels [2010-05-24 13:19:16 +0000 UTC]

I tried to told my boyfriend that they're gay!
He almost punched me in the face. xD

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sparkyHERO In reply to Ryukloveappels [2010-05-27 01:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh well, he's just not willing to accept the truth!

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