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Hey there, all you TF collectors! Would you like to upgrade your bots with their weapons as seen in Resurrection? Well now you can with this upgrade kit! For the low, low price of $19.99, you can get all 5 bots' standard loadouts, complete with 2 copies of the ones specified for dual wielding! We've got guns, we've got arm blades, and we even have tridents! All for the low, low price of $19.99! Don't delay! Order today!

Ok, now that I've done my best Spamton impression, let's get to actual backstory, shall we? Each Chimera specializes in different elements and different weapons for different kinds of combat. They are made-to-order assassins, after all. Gotta cover all your bases. These are mostly their hand to hand weapons and there is some overlap, but all are used for different purposes.

Echo: She prefers to duel honorably with a worthy opponent, but won't waste her breath on the unworthy. She is very capable of dual wielding her salves (Which are actually her back rotors in her alt mode!) and katanas, and fights with a mix of various Japanese martial arts. Though dirty tactics (Ironically) and surprise attacks can do her in.

Dawnbringer: Dawn specializes in up-close-and-personal fire dances of blades, and when she staggers you, she'll lop your helm off like she's the Wolf/Death from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. Have you seen Prime Arcee or IDW Chromia fight? Think like that. She's also more than capable of using her legs like them and Chun-Li. Though whatever you do, DO NOT pair her up against tanks like Ironhide. The results will not be pretty.

Sideeye: The name of the game is distance fighting and bullet hell with Sideeye. Their game is to stay away from the opponent by outrunning them and then peppering them with bullets. They aren't very good with fighting up close. But they ARE great at range, and you may find yourself taking a bullet when you least expect it if they manage to snipe you. ("If?? Make that WILL, creator.")

Riptide: Riptide is also a melee specialist at midrange. She fights with a dancer-like grace, as a perfectly practiced hula, almost. She slightly leans towards jack-of-all-trades, but when she goes berserk, she becomes very rushdown focused. But she can easily be distracted, as EVERYTHING looks tasty to her in this state.

Circuit Breaker: Befitting a tank, Breaker can take a punch and dish it right back twice as hard. He's also cunning enough to plan his next move, and guess yours before you make it. He's slow as...(looks up what the slowest Pokémon is) Shuckle, but if you know the GALAXY BRAIN strategy that can make it do 481,266,000 damage, you know you don't fuckle with Shuckle.

...Whaddya mean you haven't called in your order yet! OFFER ENDS IN 10 MINUTES, PEOPLE!!!

Enjoy!
Transformers: Hasbro

Description

Hey there, all you TF collectors! Would you like to upgrade your bots with their weapons as seen in Resurrection? Well now you can with this upgrade kit! For the low, low price of $19.99, you can get all 5 bots' standard loadouts, complete with 2 copies of the ones specified for dual wielding! We've got guns, we've got arm blades, and we even have tridents! All for the low, low price of $19.99! Don't delay! Order today!

Ok, now that I've done my best Spamton impression, let's get to actual backstory, shall we? Each Chimera specializes in different elements and different weapons for different kinds of combat. They are made-to-order assassins, after all. Gotta cover all your bases. These are mostly their hand to hand weapons and there is some overlap, but all are used for different purposes.

Echo: She prefers to duel honorably with a worthy opponent, but won't waste her breath on the unworthy. She is very capable of dual wielding her salves (Which are actually her back rotors in her alt mode!) and katanas, and fights with a mix of various Japanese martial arts. Though dirty tactics (Ironically) and surprise attacks can do her in.

Dawnbringer: Dawn specializes in up-close-and-personal fire dances of blades, and when she staggers you, she'll lop your helm off like she's the Wolf/Death from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. Have you seen Prime Arcee or IDW Chromia fight? Think like that. She's also more than capable of using her legs like them and Chun-Li. Though whatever you do, DO NOT pair her up against tanks like Ironhide. The results will not be pretty.

Sideeye: The name of the game is distance fighting and bullet hell with Sideeye. Their game is to stay away from the opponent by outrunning them and then peppering them with bullets. They aren't very good with fighting up close. But they ARE great at range, and you may find yourself taking a bullet when you least expect it if they manage to snipe you. ("If?? Make that WILL, creator.")

Riptide: Riptide is also a melee specialist at midrange. She fights with a dancer-like grace, as a perfectly practiced hula, almost. She slightly leans towards jack-of-all-trades, but when she goes berserk, she becomes very rushdown focused. But she can easily be distracted, as EVERYTHING looks tasty to her in this state.

Circuit Breaker: Befitting a tank, Breaker can take a punch and dish it right back twice as hard. He's also cunning enough to plan his next move, and guess yours before you make it. He's slow as...(looks up what the slowest Pokémon is) Shuckle, but if you know the GALAXY BRAIN strategy that can make it do 481,266,000 damage, you know you don't fuckle with Shuckle.

...Whaddya mean you haven't called in your order yet! OFFER ENDS IN 10 MINUTES, PEOPLE!!!

Enjoy!
Transformers: Hasbro