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Published: 2024-05-12 19:48:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 505; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Description Good morrow's day to all of our beloved and adoring consumers! We here at Sunshine™ Mixtures LTD are positively jubilant to announce the unveiling of an entirely new line of Sunshine™ products, soon to be hitting your local convenience centres!
After much rigorous testing and formulating, minimal fatalities, and "negotiations" with the FDA that most certainly did not involve generous monetary donations, we bring you the first in our expanded line:
Sunshine Inferno™!
For all you spice lovers out there that adore the thrill of soul-melting heat charring your tongue, this is the beverage for you! With ingredients including Resiniferatoxin extract, crystallised Tinyatoxin, and a generous helping of reactor-grade Uranium, even the most die-hard of spice lovers will be breathing flames after just one gulp!
Keep your ears peeled for the next flavours we've got coming up, and remember to wear a bright, sunny smile!
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