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Published: 2013-01-17 21:27:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1382; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 9
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My favorite conspiracy of all time
it's a real scream to read and listen to wackos talk about the devil worshiping communist reptiloid snake-people that have come to enslave us all in the new world order.But yeah, this is a political cartoon of what many people think the Illuminati look like, I just love the way I drew like he's sneaking up on someone trying to scare them.
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Thats probably the best way to describe them. That, or Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls.
Anyway, good job.
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I would see them as more reserved and cold, calculating, charming even. You know, one of those charming people that would be your friend one minute, shoot you in the back the next, and not lose an ounce of sleep over it. Not break a sweat, go on to a party with celebrities, CEOs, politicians, and royalty. Have a hidden sense of entitlement that they are the royalty of the world. They want you to know they're in charge, but they don't want you to notice them at the same time.Β
And they play by a code. They like to use lawful means of doing things. They would be lawful evil.Β
To me the character would be hyper individualistic, but hide it well under a layer of pragmatic class. They would promote hyper individualism in others, but use their half truths to lead society down a path of collectivism and hive mind herd mentality. They would want to make technology be what enslaves humanity, and work with what people give them. They wouldn't rule with an iron fist, but an invisible hand...that invisible hand may, however, guide an iron fist.Β
In one sense they would be rebelling against the natural order. That however doesn't mean they aren't above using authoritarian or totalitarian structure. To them, the natural order is primitive chaos. So in a way they're in rebellion against an abstract authority, but can physically be the ultimate authority.Β
If we're going with the reptilians, they would probably be a fascist oligarchy. Any time a reptile screws up, he gets his head cut off by his superior. Even if he wasn't a clone warrior born with an extra chromosome meant to make him psycho, even if he was birth born and raised by a gentle father, he would still get violent. Like, work captured humans to death as slaves and then when they get too weak to work, butcher them like cattle and put them on meat hooks just to stick it to other aliens trying to save humans (or so they say). But the reptiles might be like a military branch working for the human (ish?) Illuminati.Β
What? IT's a damn good story.Β
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weight, SpiketheKlown is 3 words combined into 1, 3 + 1 is 4, 4 + 1 is 5, 5 nights at freddy's is a video game, bubsy is a video game, bubsy is a bobcat, bob is a builder, builders build houses, houses has 6 letters, pac-man has 6 letters, pac-man is a circle, eyes look like circles, the illuminati has one eye. SpiketheKlown is Loomynarty Confirmed.
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*Removes Human mask to reveal Lizard Head* So you finally figured it out did you? You just couldn't leave well enough alone? I shall now retreat back to the mothership, but like a bean burrito, I WILL RETURN WITH A VENGEANCE!
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I'm surprised nobody here brought up Bill Cipher yet owo
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When I state myself as a Catholic some wackjobs automatically accused me being part of this, they say the Catholic Church is part of the Illuminati
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They say anything is part of it, it's basically like a new version of the "Salem Witch Trials" or the "Red Scare".
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anyone who says the illuminati is not real is simply misinformed.
Here is one documentary from the history channel about a sect of the illuminati.
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Notice how all the people who dont believe in this dont read current events, and obsess over things like video games and cartoons.......lol.
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The History Channel.
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Don't get me wrong, the Illuminati was real, was, the new wave is just taken out of context and exaggerated. Sure there may be a secret society plotting against the world to conquer it, but when has there NOT been a secret society that does just that?
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were their nuclear bombs, tanks, and RPG's may, 1776 when the illuminati was first created?
There has never been a group of people with such much power to actually destroy the planet.
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This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.
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It's mostly willful ignorance on my part, but after years of seeing Illuminati name-dropped all over comment threads I still had no idea what it was. Your description is enough for me! I can now laugh at and weep for humanity simultaneously.
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Thanks 
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You're welcome.
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No, far worse 
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X3
Sorry, it just that pyramid for a head always remind me of Pyramid Head.
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because obviously the entire world is ruled by one government, and that's a BAD thing xD
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