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Published: 2006-11-30 23:39:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 104; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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*me and my friend made this for fun, im not really this messed.Bob the flying piggy
Once there was a piggy named Bob.
There was also a piggy named Elizabeth.
One day Bob jumped off a cliff.
Elizabeth was so sad that she jumped off a cliff.
Then Bob realized he was flying, not falling!!!
Then Elizabeth realized she WAS falling.
But luckily Bob saved her!
Then he dropped her in the Atlantic.
Poor Elizabeth.
Bob went on to join the other merry-makers.
They tortured the world by singing :
“the song that never ends”
the people of piggy-town got
so mad that they drove a steak through
the merry-makers hearts!
That’s when Bob realized he couldn’t die.
That’s when the other merry-makers realized
They COULD die.
Poor merry-makers.
Bob read a story about a vampire
named Dracula, and he wanted
to be Dracula because
Dracula had so much power.
Bob decided he would over throw the
Underworld.
He did.
Dracula got mad.
then Bob woke up.
and then he jumped off a cliff.
again.
Poor Bob.
