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Published: 2016-12-30 18:34:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1270; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 10
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I work in the video game industry.And I hate the word "Glitch".
Whenever something doesn't work the way someone is expecting, whenever something strange, but expected happens, whenever something doesn't go the way someone ELSE thinks it ought to go, it's called a "Glitch"
This particular glitch can lead to some discomfort.
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"They'll know what to do" is just Fazbear Entertainment business-speak for "They have the phone number of a guy with a power washer on speed dial."
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Heheh. Strip the carpet, power wash the cement, lay new carpet, all before open at 10!
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'They will know what to do'='they have the number of a guy with a power washer on speed dial'.
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The guy with the powerwasher and enough Faz Tokens under the table to keep quiet about it.
And replace the carpets...
Quite the handyman!
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"They will know what to do."
That sentenace alone is immensely creepy to me. I don't trust Faz Ent when it comes to dead bodies anymore.
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Yeah.
The part I liked about it was the implication that the managers are all trained for this, it's just something that happens. A lot like losing a fingertip when working at a deli.
I'm sure there's a memo somewhere about how to clean an employee out of a Freddy costume and dispose of the body.
However, I haven't written it.
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Ehh ... O-O
And Faz Ent continues to climb the creepy scale. Seriously, what's next? Memos about what to do if dead bodies of children were found inside the animatronics?
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Ha ha ha ha!
There's no dead bodies of children in any of the animatronics!
Employee, repeat after me "There are no dead bodies of children in any of the animatronics"
"Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is a safe place to work and play."
Good employee.
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... o_o
B-But what about the smell? I mean, the animatronics smells like dead bodies. Isn't that a tiny bit suspicous? Children that goes missing without a trace ... and suddenly this horrible smell coming from the animatronic.
I'm I the ONLY one who connects the dots here?
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Employee #2037,
The robots are old, and their gears are gummed up with old grease which may produce an odor.
Fazbear Entertainment admits no wrongdoing and would like to take this time to remind you that the children you are referring to are listed as 'missing'.
We would also like to make mention that there will soon be an opening on the night shift, and we have a lovely purple Night Shift uniform in your size.
We're sure you can connect those dots as well.
If you have any other questions or concerns, please refer them to your manager.
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Sorry, I can't stop doing this, it's WAY too much fun!!
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Oh, but I'm certain someone else would like to oblige to the night shift rather than me. I-I thank you for the offer, though.
I was just asking some questions. No need to threathen one another, hehe..
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Haha, I see what you did with the employee's number!
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Employee,
Currently, we have employee #45736 on the night shift. They've been on this shift for two nights, and we're sure they'd enjoy a reprieve.
We're not making threats, we're simply offering to move you to another position where you may fit in better.
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There's no significance in 45736. Literally just slammed my hand on my keyboard and it came out with that.
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Uhm, Faz Ent? I got a question for you, I hope you don't mind me asking this.
... why does the night guards wear purple uniforms..? It seems like a rather odd colors choice..
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Hello employee!
We're glad you asked!
The different colors of uniforms help us differentiate between different shifts. Morning shift wear the light blue/black uniforms, while mid-day shift wear the grey/black uniforms and the night shift wears the purple/black uniforms.
One of our former employees mentioned it's like the uniforms follow the pattern of a rainy day; a clear morning, a cloudy afternoon, and then twilight.
We also like the color coded uniforms as it makes it very easy for us to tell the children to go find a security employee for assistance, by telling them to find a 'blue guy' or a 'purple guy', depending on the hour, as opposed to our non-security employees, who wear the Fazbear striped uniforms.
We do hope this answers your question!
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Huh, that makes sense. Thanks for answering my question!
*Inside my weird head* P-Purple guy..
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Once again, I thank you for the offer, but you MIGHT wanna rethink placing me as a night guard. I'll let you chew on that one for a bit..
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Haha, nice one! ^^
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At the bottom where it usually says Fazbear Entertainment isn't responsible for bla bla bla etc. Now it says it's me.
You're great at writing this stuff, but I wouldn't believe anything they say.
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It does! 
I wanted to make one of them so different that people would go back and check the other pages.
And thank you! I also don't think I would either. Note how it doesn't say what to do if you've found yourself in one of the costumes, only if you find one of your co-workers...
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Yup, and they never mention how horribly you die and just say it'll cause "discomfort" to not cause panic. Unbelievable XD
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Well...they're not wrong? It will cause some discomfort...it will be extremely not comfortable.
Can you imagine getting THAT memo on your desk and having to tell the other employees about this? I mean, I'd read between the lines and be like "IF someone gets crammed into a suit...they're not getting back out again..."
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Tip: instead of working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, just work at McDonalds.
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Probably safer.
Depends on your location though.
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