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So after 5 weeks of working on this on every free moment I have (and I have a lot), this is FINALLY DONE. All of the current chars, cuz I'm sure more will be added soon yoesy. Actually Harry's kid has been born since this pic's creation. Anyway there were a few minor/unofficial geeks I didn't draw but they don't even have designs or anything so neigne. Also instead of the usual LOL LONG DRONING DESC ABOUT NOTHING, I'll just put info about all the chars no one will bother to read

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Deadly Fury "Fury" South - Age 11. Was born with his twin sister, Silent Breeze, who died in 2008. Has ADHD and is very impulsive because of it. Has a crush on Jessica, and lost his virginity to her (for which he got a major ass beating). Plays on the soccer team and enjoys karate and Japanese culture. Plays the trumpet.

Ashton "Ash" South - Age 26. Fury's older brother. Was born on an island, and lost his parents at age 3, causing him to set out to sea (I was 13 when I wrote his story, forgive the stupidity of this and everything that follows). Lived on the sea for 10 years until being captured by pirates as a slave, and tortured brutally. Has mild PTSD from his past, but controls it well. Was cursed to be part shark after the pirates were done with him, and then thrown off the ship. Was later found by a young girl named Sprinter, who nursed him back to health. Is a firefighter and on the rescue squad. Is obsessed with Italian food, especially pizza. Loves music, and often brags about his large collection. Is athletic and loves archery, target shooting and horseback riding, among others. Is a vegetarian. Tends to be gassy. Is allergic to bees. Has a ship that he built when he was . Has "anger attacks" fueled by his curse, which is basically a period of blackout rage, during which he has killed several people.

Martha La Faye-South - Age 25. Ash's wife (together since 2007). Was born in England, but moved to the US at age 9 after her father was murdered, and her mother committed suicide from grief. Lived with controlling, ultra religious grandparents for several years, until meeting Ash and running away to be with him. Is obsessed with rave culture and rainbows, and adores EDM. Is a talented writer and has released one book, and currently working on another. Rides a dirtbike. Hates dogs. Has a chronic migraine disorder.

Cheyenne "Squeak" South - Age 26. Ash's twin sister, Fury's older sister. Was abused by her mother from birth until age 2, when she was killed by drowning. Came back at age 14 because accuracy and realism is stupid. Is very sensitive and cries easily. Loves animals and nature, and has recently become vegan. Is talented at cooking, art, making jewelry and gardening, and is currently learning how to sew. Is timid and has many fears. Loves children and desires to be a mother one day. Is a licensed animal rehabber, and has a pet deer that she was unable to release. Has seasonal effective disorder. Has burn scars on her hands from past abuse, and has trouble holding things.

James Munrowe - Age 24. Cheyenne's fiance (together since 2006). Was born a shark, and turned into a human by the same pirates that tortured Ash, and found near death by a girl named Hannah. Is very lazy and sleeps a lot. Is currently in medical school. Can be very forgetful. Suffered a heart attack at age 14, after getting into cigarettes his delinquent brother laced with cocaine, and now has a bad heart. Is boring and rarely RPed so I have no more info.

Raven Garret (pronounced 'gar-ay') - Age 8. Ash, Cheyenne and Fury's neice. Is an empath and can feel other's emotions around her. Is very sweet and loving to all, (except her brother). Is vegan due to her love of animals. Is an environmentalist. Often does fundraisers for various charities. Has a large collection of teddy bears. Has many pets that she has rescued. Loves cooking and baking (the best she can at her age). Had shark teeth like her father as a small child, but is growing in normal teeth as she gets older.

Sawyer Garret - Age 4. Raven's younger brother. Is very angry, defiant and aggressive. Often exhibits cruelty to animals. Loves to bite people. Lives to drive his sister crazy, which is his best talent. Got into a bottle of pills at age 1, which is thought to be the cause of his dysfunctional behavior. Has no other development cuz he's boring.

Peter "Poe" Garret - Age 27. Raven and Sawyer's dad, James's older brother. Was also born a shark, but turned into a human in his teenage years. Lived with the pirates that tortured Ash for several years, though he took no part in the tortures. Went through a brief period of insanity after witnessing the death of his first love. Plays guitar. Is a policeman, but no longer works in the field due to a traumatic brain injury he recieved in 2015 from a brutal beating. Has sharp teeth like a shark. Is an ex addict. Has sensitive hearing due to his animal DNA.

Brianna "Bri" La Faye-South - Age 6. Ash and Martha's daughter. Is very gross and crude, and preoccupied with her bodily functions. Loves horses and has a Shetland pony named Acorn. Wants to join the Brownies. Loves pizza like her father. Loves sniffing things, especially gross things. Has a bad stomach. Can be aggressive with other children if they push her buttons. Hates wearing shoes.

Shawn La Faye-South - Age less than a year but idk the exact age. Ash and Martha's adopted son. Was found in the baby box at the fire station, addicted to heroin. Was taken in by Ash and Martha, who successfully weaned him off drugs. Tends to have respiratory issues from his difficult beginnings.

Nikita Garret - Age 27, Poe's wife (together since 2008), Raven and Sawyer's mother, Ash, Cheyenne and Fury's older sister. Was abandoned at birth by her mother, and taken into foster care. Suffered much abuse in foster care, including beatings, burns, neglect and a rape. Found her birth family shortly after her 18th birthday and was taken in by them. Loves gothic things. Loves darkness. Adores spiders and bats, and has 2 pet tarantulas. Is irritable and sarcastic, and has little use for most people. Loves to rant. Is a vegetarian (due to dislike of meat, not ethical reasons). Is a hairstylist. Is prone to sunburns. Has narrow ear canals, which makes her prone to fluid buildup and infections. Was in reform school at age 15 for burning someone's house down. Used to smoke, but quit when she got pregnant with Raven.

Tanner "TJ" Miller - Age 31. Ash, Cheyenne, Fury and Nikita's cousin. Was abandoned, along with his twin brother, by his father at 3 months old, and soon adopted by the Miller family, separating him from his twin. Has bipolar II, which he has struggled immensely with his entire life. Was in reform school at age 13. Is very goofy and likes making jokes. Is a huge daredevil and loves doing crazy stunts. Loves eating and has a huge appetite, partially from his frequent hypoglycemia. Is talented at wood carving. Is a mechanic. Used to be a huge meat eater and hunter, but then was enlightened by a close vegan friend last year. Was in a physically abusive relationship in 2012-14, but has since forgiven his ex. Ran track in high school. Is allergic to bees. Has a close connection with his twin. Smoked in high school, but now vapes. Is excellent at geography and loves reading maps.

Lucia Miller - Age 1. TJ's daughter. Loves eating, like her father. Is a tomboy. Loves fruit, and eats little else. Has cyclic vomiting syndrome, which is...well, exactly what it sounds like.

Brittany Miller - Age 22. TJ's wife (together since 2015), Lucia's mom. Suffered much of her childhood with cancer. Has a transplanted kidney from her sister, and has to take immunosuppresant drugs, which cause her to struggle with her weight. Has a poor immune system. Was held captive and gang raped last year, and now suffers from PTSD. Is a cosmetologist. Loves experimenting with makeup. Is a good singer and sang in the school choir when she was younger. Is extremely weight conscious and can exhibit eating disorder behaviors.

Annabel Miller - Age 6. TJ's daughter from a previous relationship. Is a passionate vegan and budding activist. Is slightly obsessed with her flock of chicken pets, and brings them everywhere. Becomes explosively angry when she sees people eating chicken. Has cystic fibrosis and often wears oxygen. Has bipolar like her father. Was abandoned on TJ's doorstep by her mother last year, and still struggles with abandonment issues. Was physically and mentally abused by her mother. Self harmed for a short time. Loves to draw.

Peep - Annabel's favorite chicken, who she's had since the bird was a newborn. Is very in tune with Annabel's emotions. Happily sleeps with her owner every night.

Buckley "Buck" South - Age 31. TJ's twin brother, Ash and geeks' cousin. Was left behind when his twin was adopted, and lived in the orphanage the rest of his childhood. Suffered severe bullying and rejection of his peers, permanently eroding his self esteem. Struggled with severe emotional issues throughout his youth. Met his true love Natasha in 2007, and broke up in 2008, due to his emotional issues. Reunited with his family in 2012 and immediately formed a close bond with them. Got back with Natasha in 2013. Was murdered in 2014, and came back in 2015, to find Natasha had moved on with someone else. Attempted suicide and ended up in a mental hospital, where he was diagnosed with BPD, and began treatment, which caused Natasha to give him another chance. Is talented at wood burning and drawing. Is very intelligent and loves to challenge his brain with puzzles, chess and sudoku. Is extremely sensitive and cries very easily, especially in response to loved ones' emotions. Self harmed for many years. Went vegan shortly after his twin last year. Loves animals and has a house full of rescues. Tends to be irritable and has little tolerance for people's stupidity. Was brutally assaulted last year, resulting in a traumatic brain injury, which causes him to have poor eyesight and seizures. Used to play pro football, but had to quit after being injured, and is now training to become a football coach. Is unable to take painkillers due to a strange allergic reaction. Was bitten by a snake at age 5, and still has a severe phobia of snakes. Loves medievil (spelling) culture and history. Collects swords, and also has an authentic suit of knight's armor.

Buckley South Junior - Age 7 months. Buck's son. Was born at 22 weeks after his mother suffered a blood clot, requiring an emergency c section. Has been diagnosed with tourettes. was nearly killed by a sadistic nurse at several weeks old.

Chelsea South - Age 2. Buck's daughter, Junior's brother. Loves animals. Was sexually abused at age 1, and had to have most of her reproductive organs removed. Adores her brother and father. Has cerebral palsy due to a difficult birth, but manages it very well with cannabis oil and physical therapy. Has a bit of a weight problem. Learned to swim and toilet train very early.

Natasha Peterson - Age 29. Buck's fiance (together since 2015, but have been off and on since 2007). Lost her brother to suicide at age 15, and still struggles. Has PCOS, which causes irregular periods and weight gain. Has severe emophobia (fear of vomit), which steps from a violent bout of food poisoning as a child. Had a cold upbringing. Loves steampunk jewelry. Is a professional photographer. Loves animals. Is a bit of a slob, but is trying to improve this. Is a huge tomboy and hates girly things.

Marlene Richmond - Age 22. Brittany's best friend. Was molested by a cousin at age 6. Has been vegan since age 11, and raw vegan since age 20 (yes most of my chars are vegan at this point lol). Is very natural and spiritual. Has been best friends with Brittany since 6th grade. Is in college for botany and herbalism. Was in an abusive relationship last year. Is a Buddhist.

Esmerelda "Esme" Richmond - Age 5 months. Marlene's daughter from the abusive guy. Has infant GERD, which is controlled with diet. Has no other development because she's .6 seconds old.

Dirk Mills - Age 33. TJ and Buck's cousin. Has fetal alcohol syndrome due to his mother's alcoholism. Is very immature and often angry. Has very little filter or impulse control. Is a rodeo rider, and has suffered many injuries from this. Is very short (obviously). Tends to do stupid stunts without thinking. Is cold and uncaring. Loathes children.

Liam Mills - Age 11. Has albinism, and has to wear shaded glasses to protect his sensitive eyes. Lost his mother to her abusive boyfriend several months ago, and is struggling with anger and resentment. Has a great interest in ships and plans to join the Navy.

Kevin Mills - Age 35. TJ and Buck's cousin, Dirk's older brother. Was born to an alcoholic mother who abused and neglected him as a baby. Was taken away and placed with his aunt and uncle at age 2. Suffered further abuse during visits with his mother, which the state did nothing about for many years. Loves airplanes and is in the Air Force. Has interstitial cystitis (a painful autoimmune disease of the bladder). Has been in combat several times. Loves rock climbing and otherwise being active. Strives to eat healthy and only eats organic food. Is talented at making model planes. Struggles with high blood pressure. Has frequent UTIs and kidney stones. Is farsighted, and wears glasses during certain tasks. DJs as a side gig, and produces dubstep and other EDM. Was a chronic alcoholic for over a decade. Nearly died in a plane crash in 2015, after briefly relapsing into drinking.

Delilah "Lila" Gutierrez - Age 29. Kevin's fiance (together since 2016), TJ's ex. Was abused by her father, who was a mean drunk who also abused her mother and sisters. Witnessed her father beat her mother to death at age 7. Was sent out as a prostitute at age 10 to make money for her father. Eventually got hooked on heroin by a pimp. Assaulted her pimp at age 16 and finally escaped, and got herself clean. Struggled with severe anger issues towards men, and took this anger out on TJ, who was too softhearted to hit her back. Was finally left by TJ, and went on to treat her next BF the same way, causing her to realize the problem was her, not the men she was dating. Reached out for help and was diagnosed with BPD, and began treatment. Loves to dance. Is Jewish. Is extremely flexible. Was born with hip dysplasia, but got it fixed last year. Dabbles with magic tricks. Is self conscious about her height.

Sonia and Jose Mills - Age 10 months, Lila's twins with some random black dude she slept with, Kevin's adopted children. Jose has no development yet, but Sonia has that brittle bone disease (I know the actual term but I'll just use normal non scientific terms) and suffers frequent breaks. That's it so far lol

Russel "Rusty" Miller - Age 30, TJ's adoptive brother. Was born to meth addicted parents, who severely neglected and abused their children. Has 8 other siblings. Met TJ at age 5, and quickly bonded with him. Was bullied severely at school due to his nerdy appearance, lack of hygene and dirty clothing. Asked to be taken away from his parents at age 12, and was adopted by TJ's parents. Was engaged several years ago, but lost his fiance in a car accident. Is blind in one eye. Has chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia, and is often unable to do much due to pain. Once wore glasses but now wears contacts. Is obsessed with comics and superheroes. Is a very talented artist, and has his own comic book, inspired by the characters he and TJ created as children. Is extremely timid and fears most everything to some degree. Is especially terrified of dogs, due to several attacks from his father's fighting dogs. Is a huge movie buff. Is cold often. Is obsessively clean. Is allergic to gluten. Has sleep apnea.

Liana Whitebear - Age 35. Rusty's fiance (together since 2016). Lost her mother at age 2, when she was beaten to death by a home invader. Was given up by her father soon after. Was taken in by a severely abusive foster family, who often chained their children naked in the basement, depriving them of food for days. Was sexually and physically abused. became pregnant at age 11 by rape, and gave birth to a girl named Millie, whom she gave up for adoption (she has since found her and formed a relationship). Went through a string of abusive relationships in adulthood, due to her low self worth. Reunited with her birth family in 2008, minus her father. Is obsessed with the supernatural, namely the afterlife. Is a ghost hunter by night, and a real estate agent by day. Is a Wiccan. Is very superstitious. Loves candles, and fills her home with them to ward off evil spirits. Has PTSD from her past and previous relationships. Plays the flute. Does glassblowing and makes candles. Believes she has psychic abilities.

Jacob "JT" Miller - Age 8 months. Rusty and Liana's son. Has no development cuz he's (O)(O).

Allysa South - Age 51 (at first I wrote 501 lololol). Ash, Cheyenne, Fury and Nikita's mom. Was sexually abused by her mother, which caused her to resent other females later in life. Lost her father at age 6. Was killed by wild dogs in 1994, but came back later because I just thrive on repetitive plots yo. Has severe bipolar, which caused her to abuse her children, especially Cheyenne. Spent 5 years in prison due to the abuse she inflicted on Cheyenne. Has since gotten treatment and has a tenuous relationship with her children (except Nikita, who wants nothing to do with her). Is good at singing.

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Melanie Stevens - Age 22. Was born prematurely, and has a pacemaker, and a weak heart. Was smothered by overprotective parents due to her heart condition. Is obsessed with anime and Japanese culture. Is trying to learn Japanese. Loves cosplaying and drawing. Was held captive and raped for several months (yes I'm obsessed with torturing my chars don't judge me), and was addicted to heroin for several months due to the immense trauma she suffered. Is self conscious about her large breasts. Hooked up with a random guy after a fight with Trent, and was later physically assaulted by him (the guy not Trent).

Trenton "Trent" Schubert - Age 22. Melanie's fiance (together since 2012). Has aspergers and is socially awkward to the point of being slightly reclusive because of it. Can suffer from anxiety. Is obsessed with video games. Is very handy, especially with electronics. Is a whiz at computer programming, and hopes to create his own video game one day. Loves scarves, and wears them no matter what season it is. Is a closet brony. Had a solitary hookup with a friend after the same fight, resulting in his son's conception.

Joseph "Joey" Schubert (on the ground) - Age 25. Trent's half brother. Was the love child of his father Patrick, when he cheated with his secretary. Was severely neglected most of his childhood because his mother was forced to prostitute to take care of him, and was gone most of the time. Ran away at age 10 to be with a gang of other misfits. Became addicted to cocaine as a young teen. Has a pet crow, Shadow, whom he raised from a nestling. Was sexually assaulted by one of his gang members several years ago. Loves to fight, but tries to vent this in boxing or wrestling matches. Is obsessed with dead things, and collects bones, skulls, and other things. Is talented at taxidermy. Lives completely off the grid and grows and hunts his own food. Is quite handy. Does tattoos for money (and did his own tattoos as well). Does special effects makeup. Loves blood and gore, whether it be real or on TV. Has dyslexia and is a very poor speller.

Jonah Schubert (sitting) - Age 9 months. Joey's son with some random druggie chick he met at the bar. Has .9 development cuz he's too little.

David Lyons - Age 31. Grew up in Chicago with distant, old fashioned parents, who were both business people. Lost his sister at age 16 after she was murdered by her abusive ex boyfriend, who was not punished for the crime. Became a criminal prosecutor in order to help others not suffer the same injustice. Has difficulty with his emotions or showing affection, due to his cold upbringing. Is a very militant vegan and has been since age 15. Plays tennis and golf. Is a workaholic and rarely relaxes. Is very passionate about his job, sometimes too much so. Has a strange irrational fear of balloons. Is squeamish.

Katrina "Katie" Lyons - Age 32. David's wife (together since 2005), Trent's older sister, Joey's half sister. Was raped at age 17, causing severe damage, rendering her unable to have children. Was proved wrong in 2009, when she gave birth to a boy named Anthony. Owns a successful bakery. Loves gardening and grows her own vegetables. Was held captive along with Melanie, but is recovering well from the ordeal. Is mostly vegetarian, but occasionally eats meat when her husband isn't looking.

Zeena Lyons (kneeling) - Age 5, David and Katie's adopted daughter. Was born in Africa, but lost her parents from illness, and was moved to the US last year. Was abused by her grandfather Patrick, who was a member of a pedophile ring, and has since gone to prison. Has sickle cell anemia.

Dawson Capriotti (laying down) - Age 31, Katie and Trent's brother, Joey's half brother. Is dyslexic and has trouble with reading and spelling. Once had a stutter, but now only experiences it during times of extreme upset. Is obsessed with music and has been since toddlerhood. Can play guitar, piano and drums. Is the lead singer in a band named Deathstar, which enjoys local success. Is squeamish and known to faint at the slightest sight of blood or gore. Is terrified of spiders. Loves children. Loves junk food, and is disgusted by healthy foods. Tends to be obnoxious. Is terrible at cooking, and once set his stove on fire. Is a gym rat and loves building his muscles. Was caught in an avalanche in 2015 and lost several toes to frostbite, though they have since been replaced. Used to wear glasses but now wears contacts. Has diabetes. Is addicted to monster energy drinks. Is bisexual. Used to smoke, but quit once he adopted his daughter.

Anthony "Tony" Lyons (sitting on Dawson) - Age 7. Katie and David's son, Zeena's adopted brother, Dawson and geeks' nephew. Has epilepsy. Loves dinosaurs and gross/gory things. Idolizes his uncle. Loves cowboy movies and western culture.

Edward "Ed" Capriotti (kneeling) - Age 30. Dawson's husband (together since 2015), Brittany's cousin. Lost his mother at age 16, an event that has profoundly effected him. Has been vegetarian since birth. Is very active and outdoorsy. Is a health nut, which is something he and Dawson can clash with. Is very shy and socially awkward. Was in the Army for 6 years and in combat several times. Is bisexual. Is a gym rat. Has a brother, Will, who's his complete opposite. Ran track in high school. Likes to cook. Is sensitive to the cold.

Judy Schubert (behind Edward) - Age 54 I think. Dawson, Trent and Katie's mom. Grew up on a farm, and is now a homesteader. Has crohns disease. Died in 2005 from breast cancer, but came back like everyone else cuz no one knows how to stay dead apparently. Likes gardening. Was married to Patrick Schubert, until he was outed as a pedophile and sent to prison. Plays piano.

Jillian Capriotti (on the ground next to Dawson) - Age 1. Dawson and Ed's adopted daughter. Is allergic to dairy, gluten, soy, certain fabrics, among other things. Has sleep apnea.

Warren Johnson Senior - Age 55. Judy's brother, Dawson and geeks' uncle. Inherited his parents farm last year after his father died, and rescues abused farm animals. Has a temper. Hunts and fishes (yes I see the hypocrisy but not all my chars can be the same). Was shot in the chest last year while defending his wife, and now has a weak heart. Has excessive gas. Tends to not get along with his younger son.

Denver "Denny" Schubert (clinging to Dawson's leg) - Age 1. Trent's son with some random one night stand he cheated on Melanie with. Was born at 24 weeks, after his mother died in a car crash, and Trent had to perform a crude c section to remove him. Is legally blind, but gets around well by using sound (or echolocation). Has crohns disease and already has had several operations. Has a pacemaker.

Sadie Johnson - Age 54. Warren Sr.'s wife (together since 1984), Liana's aunt. Grew up on a reservation. Was brutally assaulted at age 20 by the same man who killed her sister (Liana's mother), which caused her to lose her baby, and require facial reconstruction. Was deemed unable to have more children, but managed to have one child, Warren Junior. Uses and eats only natural products, and avoids GMOs like the plague. Is very spiritual. Does pottery and crafts. Is overprotective of her son. Breeds canaries.

Dakota Johnson (in sling) - Age a few months. Sadie and Warren sr.'s adopted son. Was found by their son Warren in a garbage can. Was cared for for several days by Warren and his wife, but they turned him over to his parents, as they had their own children to care for.

Sophia Lawrence (sitting) - Age 4. Does ballet. Was also abused by her father because every one of my chars HAS to be raped or abused in some way because I'm a sick fuck. Was born deaf, but got ear implants at age 2.

Jennifer "Jen" Johnson - Age 26. Sophia's aunt. Was abused by her stepfather from age 3 to age 14, along with her older brother. Gave birth to one child by her stepfather, whom she named Jessica. Was kicked out after finally telling her mother about the abuse, and not allowed to take her daughter with her, and was taken in by her grandmother. Suffered from severe depression for years. Went through a bout of bulimia. Self harmed for many years. Attempted suicide 4 times. Is talented at painting and writing. Is vegan after her husband enlightened her. Has lupus, which causes joint pain, fatigue and sensitivity to sunlight and heat. Has low self esteem. Is slightly obsessed with her husband, namely gushing over him. Is good at snowboarding and skiing. Is in college to become a vet. Is trying to learn to play the harp, but has little interest.

Parker Johnson (on his father's lap) and Hunter Johnson (standing and picking nose) - Age 1. Jen's sons. Were born at 22 weeks gestation, along with their sister. Was born conjoined to, but later separated. Are both gassy. Are preoccupied by their genitals. Enjoy peeing in random places. Love climbing things. Have a flair with potty humor and laugh at anything to do with genitalia or bodily functions.

Warren Johnson Junior - Age 32. Jen's husband (together since 2015), my precious angel. Was sexually abused by a babysitter at age 8, which caused emotional issues, and a severe aversion to sex later on. Has been vegan since age 12, and is very passionate about his lifestyle. Is extremely compassionate to humans and animals. Is good at cooking. Has a house full of rescued animals, including a 22 year old ex dairy cow who belonged to his grandfather. Frequently donates to charity. Goes out of his way to help others. Is extremely stubborn and refuses to take a break. Has ADHD, but controls it on his own. Has smoked marijuana since age 10. Is a bit sensitive and can cry easily. Is very peaceful and rarely gets angry. Tends to be gassy (usually in bed when Jen is trying to sleep). Is very nurturing and adores children. Is an environmentalist, and uses a bike to get around whenever possible. Attempted suicide in 2015, which landed him in a mental hospital, where he met Jen. Is very proud of his native american heritage, however slight it is. Is extremely loyal and giving to his loved ones. Often struggles with his curly hair, but nonetheless sees it as his pride and joy. Loves to pep talk and uplift others. Played hockey in middle and high school. Is a construction worker, but does handyman jobs in the off season. Is very talented at drawing and woodworking. Took psychology as a minor in college, and uses it to further fuel his inspirational speeches. Hates wearing shoes. Is a slight health nut. Is clumsy.

Jessica Johnson - Age 12. Jen's daughter, Warren's adopted daughter, Hunter and Parker's half sister. Was raised by her grandmother, who often ignored her. Was abused by one of her grandmother's many boyfriends at age 7. Reunited with her mother at age 10, when Jen finally recalled the supressed memories of her daughter. Adores Warren to the point of hero worship (hence the perm she got to copy his hair). Is very athletic and loves running, swimming, gymnastics and hockey (also to copy Warren). Loves her baby siblings to death and loves to help care for them. Went through a period of promiscuity due to medication she was taking. Likes crime shows, and is torn between being a detective, or joining the olympics. Went vegan to also copy Warren, and is a junior member of ALF (animal liberation front). Has a transplanted leg after having it amputated in 2016.

Morgan Johnson - Age 1. Warren and Jen's daughter, Hunter and Parker's triplet, Jessica's half sister, Lucia's best friend. Is very attached to her brothers and can't stand them being out of her sight. Has marfan's syndrome, which causes loose connective tissues and heart problems. Has to be on medication to lower her blood pressure, which can cause her to faint. Prefers to play with Lucia rather than her brothers.

Harrison "Harry" Johnson - Age 34. Warren's half brother, Warren Sr.'s son with his previous wife, Sadie's adopted son. Lost his mother after she died giving birth to him, and was adopted by Sadie at age 1, and sees her as his mother. Is obsessed with cooking and has been since toddlerhood. Owns his own restaurant. Has a temper, like his father. Loves fishing, despite his vegan brother's protests. Can be emotional. Has a flock of rescued ex battery hens, and refuses to eat chicken because of it. Was sexually abused by the same babysitter that abused his brother. Was previously married to Catherine Johnson, until she cheated on him, and then committed suicide after she lost custody of her children (actually it was because she was boring but newnpog). Lived in Texas briefly after marrying Catherine, but moved back because he was homesick and missed his family. Is a beach bum and loves surfing, swimming and boogie boarding. Has a boat, but rarely uses it, because he's too lazy to clean the barnacles off it. Is also too lazy to clean his house or shave half the time. Attempted suicide by overdose once, which caused stomach damage and acid reflux. Has hemophilia. Is allergic to horses, and gets hay fever in the spring. Was burned badly at summer camp at age 9, and got a tattoo to cover the burn scars.

Marlowe Johnson - Age 11 months. Harry's daughter. Was born with down syndrome (that's why her eyes look a bit different). Has no other development cuz she's yawns.

Taylor Johnson (on the ground) - Age 13. Harry's son, Marlowe's brother. Plays baseball. Has become slightly angry and aggressive since becoming a teenager. Is in the boy scouts. Has a flock of homing pigeons. Shared his first kiss with Jessica, not realizing at the time that she was legally his cousin. Was drugged and forced to have sex with a bunch of random people last year, and has struggled ever since.

Allison Smallwood - Age 27. Harry's girlfriend (together since a few months ago), Martha's cousin. Was born into great wealth. Was raised catholic. Was yet again abused by a priest when she was younger, and was blamed for it by her father. Lost her mother in the 2005 london subway bombings. Recieved a severe spine injury in the bombings, and was paralyzed until her injury was finally fixed in 2015. Hooked up with Harry at a bar, where he went after discovering Catherine cheated, and became pregnant. Has horses and llamas. Does show jumping with her horses. Is training to be a nurse.

Leon "Leo" Smallwood - Age 27. Allison's twin brother, Martha's cousin. Had a strained relationship with his father, which worsened after his mother died. Had a troubled youth involving promiscuity and fighting. Is gay. Is a sous chef. Enjoys fancy things. Loves to collect sports cars from various foreign countries. Was a swimmer in high school. Often chews toothpicks. Is very anti religion due to his strictly religious upbringing. Gets very perverted while drunk, and tends to end up in bed with random people. Had a sexual fling with Dawson at a bar. Has asthma.

Mason South - Age 34, TJ and Buck's older brother, Ash and geeks' cousin. Was abandoned by his father at age 3, after his parents divorced. Struggled with low self esteem in his youth. Was very promiscuous in high school. Was cheated on by his first love, and caused him to become a heartbreaker, until he met Cassy. Has mild aspergers, which gives him many OCD like tendencies, a great attention to detail, and an extreme penchance for routine. Was held captive in 2012, from which he developed PTSD. Suffers from anxiety and panic attacks. Tends to be lazy. Has played guitar since age 12, but is terrible at singing. Loves 80s music. Had a major heart blockage last year, and has been put on a plant based diet (as per his wife's strict orders). Is terrible at cooking. Works with TJ as a mechanic assistant. Is claustrophobic. Is allergic to bees. Has a motorcycle.

Cassandra "Cassy" Serrano-South - Age 29, Mason's wife (together since 2011), Brittany's older sister, Edward's cousin. Is obsessed with shopping and hits every sale. Was in an abusive relationship in 2009. Is a feminist. Is extremely independent and hates asking for help, or showing weakness. Overheats easily. Dislikes children, but has made an exception for her stepson. Is a fashion designer and makes jewelry. Is overprotective of Mason. Is slightly vain. Hates snakes.

Steven "Steve" South - Age 53, Ash and geeks' dad, Mason and co's uncle, Allysa's ex husband. Was bullied by his brother during childhood, and was nearly killed by him as an infant. Was killed, along with his wife, by wild dogs, but came back later. Is a mechanic (it runs in the family lol). Is an extremely lenient parent. Is boring and RPed like once a year.

Tucker South - Age 7, Mason's son, Cassy's stepson, Tony's best friend. Lost his mother at age 4, and was sent to his father, who didn't know he existed. Idolizes his father and wants to be just like him. Is suspected to have OCD, and is an extreme germaphobe and can have intense anxiety. Was sexually abused several times in the past few years, and can exhibit inappropriate behavior. Loves superheroes and sci fi. Refuses to eat meat because he finds it disgusting. Has trouble pronouncing things. Has a rock collection and has since he was very young. Loves collecting unusual pets.

Thomas Richardson - Age 19, Leo's boyfriend. Was born on a pirate ship to an abusive father, who ignored him, to the point of calling him "It". Broke his back at age 2, after his father beat him with a chain. Escaped with his mother at age 3, and has few memories of his past. Gets along poorly with his mother due to her intense nagging and overprotectiveness. Is going to college to be a fitness trainer. Loves working out. Hooked up with Leo during a new year's party, and pursued him for almost a year until he finally gave in.

Ariana Richardson - Age 50, Thomas's mom, Steve's girlfriend. Ran off with a random pirate at age 24, and was trapped in an abusive relationship with him, along with her son, for 10 years. Owns a florist shop. Does ballet, and has since childhood. Is overprotective of her son, and coddles him. Is Christian and dislikes her son being with another man. Is my least fave char and has said like 10 words in the entire time she's been a char cuz she's so horribly boring.

Jared South - Age 64, Mason and co's dad, Ash and geeks' uncle, Steve's older brother. Exhibited antisocial behavior since early childhood, including cruelty to animals, bullying his brother, vandalism and tormenting other children. Was in reform school at age 15 for trying to push his girlfriend out the window. Was convinced Mason wasn't his child, due to his opposite looks, and immediately disliked him. Left his twin sons in the desert when they were 3 months old, as revenge for Brenda divorcing him. Was confronted by Mason in 2012 and asked for his unpaid child support, and he committed suicide to avoid paying. Was redeemed in the afterlife. Was allowed to come back to earth after helping Mason, who had died in a motorcycle accident, to return to earth. Is a mechanic like everyone else in the family line.

Brenda South - Age 57, Mason and geeks' mom, Jared's girlfriend. Met Jared at age 20, and divorced him after 6 years, for shaking one of her newborn twins. Was a single mother to Mason throughout his childhood. Forgave Jared after he returned, and took him back. Is overprotective of her sons. Loves to cook and craft.

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So after 5 weeks of working on this on every free moment I have (and I have a lot), this is FINALLY DONE. All of the current chars, cuz I'm sure more will be added soon yoesy. Actually Harry's kid has been born since this pic's creation. Anyway there were a few minor/unofficial geeks I didn't draw but they don't even have designs or anything so neigne. Also instead of the usual LOL LONG DRONING DESC ABOUT NOTHING, I'll just put info about all the chars no one will bother to read

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Deadly Fury "Fury" South - Age 11. Was born with his twin sister, Silent Breeze, who died in 2008. Has ADHD and is very impulsive because of it. Has a crush on Jessica, and lost his virginity to her (for which he got a major ass beating). Plays on the soccer team and enjoys karate and Japanese culture. Plays the trumpet.

Ashton "Ash" South - Age 26. Fury's older brother. Was born on an island, and lost his parents at age 3, causing him to set out to sea (I was 13 when I wrote his story, forgive the stupidity of this and everything that follows). Lived on the sea for 10 years until being captured by pirates as a slave, and tortured brutally. Has mild PTSD from his past, but controls it well. Was cursed to be part shark after the pirates were done with him, and then thrown off the ship. Was later found by a young girl named Sprinter, who nursed him back to health. Is a firefighter and on the rescue squad. Is obsessed with Italian food, especially pizza. Loves music, and often brags about his large collection. Is athletic and loves archery, target shooting and horseback riding, among others. Is a vegetarian. Tends to be gassy. Is allergic to bees. Has a ship that he built when he was . Has "anger attacks" fueled by his curse, which is basically a period of blackout rage, during which he has killed several people.

Martha La Faye-South - Age 25. Ash's wife (together since 2007). Was born in England, but moved to the US at age 9 after her father was murdered, and her mother committed suicide from grief. Lived with controlling, ultra religious grandparents for several years, until meeting Ash and running away to be with him. Is obsessed with rave culture and rainbows, and adores EDM. Is a talented writer and has released one book, and currently working on another. Rides a dirtbike. Hates dogs. Has a chronic migraine disorder.

Cheyenne "Squeak" South - Age 26. Ash's twin sister, Fury's older sister. Was abused by her mother from birth until age 2, when she was killed by drowning. Came back at age 14 because accuracy and realism is stupid. Is very sensitive and cries easily. Loves animals and nature, and has recently become vegan. Is talented at cooking, art, making jewelry and gardening, and is currently learning how to sew. Is timid and has many fears. Loves children and desires to be a mother one day. Is a licensed animal rehabber, and has a pet deer that she was unable to release. Has seasonal effective disorder. Has burn scars on her hands from past abuse, and has trouble holding things.

James Munrowe - Age 24. Cheyenne's fiance (together since 2006). Was born a shark, and turned into a human by the same pirates that tortured Ash, and found near death by a girl named Hannah. Is very lazy and sleeps a lot. Is currently in medical school. Can be very forgetful. Suffered a heart attack at age 14, after getting into cigarettes his delinquent brother laced with cocaine, and now has a bad heart. Is boring and rarely RPed so I have no more info.

Raven Garret (pronounced 'gar-ay') - Age 8. Ash, Cheyenne and Fury's neice. Is an empath and can feel other's emotions around her. Is very sweet and loving to all, (except her brother). Is vegan due to her love of animals. Is an environmentalist. Often does fundraisers for various charities. Has a large collection of teddy bears. Has many pets that she has rescued. Loves cooking and baking (the best she can at her age). Had shark teeth like her father as a small child, but is growing in normal teeth as she gets older.

Sawyer Garret - Age 4. Raven's younger brother. Is very angry, defiant and aggressive. Often exhibits cruelty to animals. Loves to bite people. Lives to drive his sister crazy, which is his best talent. Got into a bottle of pills at age 1, which is thought to be the cause of his dysfunctional behavior. Has no other development cuz he's boring.

Peter "Poe" Garret - Age 27. Raven and Sawyer's dad, James's older brother. Was also born a shark, but turned into a human in his teenage years. Lived with the pirates that tortured Ash for several years, though he took no part in the tortures. Went through a brief period of insanity after witnessing the death of his first love. Plays guitar. Is a policeman, but no longer works in the field due to a traumatic brain injury he recieved in 2015 from a brutal beating. Has sharp teeth like a shark. Is an ex addict. Has sensitive hearing due to his animal DNA.

Brianna "Bri" La Faye-South - Age 6. Ash and Martha's daughter. Is very gross and crude, and preoccupied with her bodily functions. Loves horses and has a Shetland pony named Acorn. Wants to join the Brownies. Loves pizza like her father. Loves sniffing things, especially gross things. Has a bad stomach. Can be aggressive with other children if they push her buttons. Hates wearing shoes.

Shawn La Faye-South - Age less than a year but idk the exact age. Ash and Martha's adopted son. Was found in the baby box at the fire station, addicted to heroin. Was taken in by Ash and Martha, who successfully weaned him off drugs. Tends to have respiratory issues from his difficult beginnings.

Nikita Garret - Age 27, Poe's wife (together since 2008), Raven and Sawyer's mother, Ash, Cheyenne and Fury's older sister. Was abandoned at birth by her mother, and taken into foster care. Suffered much abuse in foster care, including beatings, burns, neglect and a rape. Found her birth family shortly after her 18th birthday and was taken in by them. Loves gothic things. Loves darkness. Adores spiders and bats, and has 2 pet tarantulas. Is irritable and sarcastic, and has little use for most people. Loves to rant. Is a vegetarian (due to dislike of meat, not ethical reasons). Is a hairstylist. Is prone to sunburns. Has narrow ear canals, which makes her prone to fluid buildup and infections. Was in reform school at age 15 for burning someone's house down. Used to smoke, but quit when she got pregnant with Raven.

Tanner "TJ" Miller - Age 31. Ash, Cheyenne, Fury and Nikita's cousin. Was abandoned, along with his twin brother, by his father at 3 months old, and soon adopted by the Miller family, separating him from his twin. Has bipolar II, which he has struggled immensely with his entire life. Was in reform school at age 13. Is very goofy and likes making jokes. Is a huge daredevil and loves doing crazy stunts. Loves eating and has a huge appetite, partially from his frequent hypoglycemia. Is talented at wood carving. Is a mechanic. Used to be a huge meat eater and hunter, but then was enlightened by a close vegan friend last year. Was in a physically abusive relationship in 2012-14, but has since forgiven his ex. Ran track in high school. Is allergic to bees. Has a close connection with his twin. Smoked in high school, but now vapes. Is excellent at geography and loves reading maps.

Lucia Miller - Age 1. TJ's daughter. Loves eating, like her father. Is a tomboy. Loves fruit, and eats little else. Has cyclic vomiting syndrome, which is...well, exactly what it sounds like.

Brittany Miller - Age 22. TJ's wife (together since 2015), Lucia's mom. Suffered much of her childhood with cancer. Has a transplanted kidney from her sister, and has to take immunosuppresant drugs, which cause her to struggle with her weight. Has a poor immune system. Was held captive and gang raped last year, and now suffers from PTSD. Is a cosmetologist. Loves experimenting with makeup. Is a good singer and sang in the school choir when she was younger. Is extremely weight conscious and can exhibit eating disorder behaviors.

Annabel Miller - Age 6. TJ's daughter from a previous relationship. Is a passionate vegan and budding activist. Is slightly obsessed with her flock of chicken pets, and brings them everywhere. Becomes explosively angry when she sees people eating chicken. Has cystic fibrosis and often wears oxygen. Has bipolar like her father. Was abandoned on TJ's doorstep by her mother last year, and still struggles with abandonment issues. Was physically and mentally abused by her mother. Self harmed for a short time. Loves to draw.

Peep - Annabel's favorite chicken, who she's had since the bird was a newborn. Is very in tune with Annabel's emotions. Happily sleeps with her owner every night.

Buckley "Buck" South - Age 31. TJ's twin brother, Ash and geeks' cousin. Was left behind when his twin was adopted, and lived in the orphanage the rest of his childhood. Suffered severe bullying and rejection of his peers, permanently eroding his self esteem. Struggled with severe emotional issues throughout his youth. Met his true love Natasha in 2007, and broke up in 2008, due to his emotional issues. Reunited with his family in 2012 and immediately formed a close bond with them. Got back with Natasha in 2013. Was murdered in 2014, and came back in 2015, to find Natasha had moved on with someone else. Attempted suicide and ended up in a mental hospital, where he was diagnosed with BPD, and began treatment, which caused Natasha to give him another chance. Is talented at wood burning and drawing. Is very intelligent and loves to challenge his brain with puzzles, chess and sudoku. Is extremely sensitive and cries very easily, especially in response to loved ones' emotions. Self harmed for many years. Went vegan shortly after his twin last year. Loves animals and has a house full of rescues. Tends to be irritable and has little tolerance for people's stupidity. Was brutally assaulted last year, resulting in a traumatic brain injury, which causes him to have poor eyesight and seizures. Used to play pro football, but had to quit after being injured, and is now training to become a football coach. Is unable to take painkillers due to a strange allergic reaction. Was bitten by a snake at age 5, and still has a severe phobia of snakes. Loves medievil (spelling) culture and history. Collects swords, and also has an authentic suit of knight's armor.

Buckley South Junior - Age 7 months. Buck's son. Was born at 22 weeks after his mother suffered a blood clot, requiring an emergency c section. Has been diagnosed with tourettes. was nearly killed by a sadistic nurse at several weeks old.

Chelsea South - Age 2. Buck's daughter, Junior's brother. Loves animals. Was sexually abused at age 1, and had to have most of her reproductive organs removed. Adores her brother and father. Has cerebral palsy due to a difficult birth, but manages it very well with cannabis oil and physical therapy. Has a bit of a weight problem. Learned to swim and toilet train very early.

Natasha Peterson - Age 29. Buck's fiance (together since 2015, but have been off and on since 2007). Lost her brother to suicide at age 15, and still struggles. Has PCOS, which causes irregular periods and weight gain. Has severe emophobia (fear of vomit), which steps from a violent bout of food poisoning as a child. Had a cold upbringing. Loves steampunk jewelry. Is a professional photographer. Loves animals. Is a bit of a slob, but is trying to improve this. Is a huge tomboy and hates girly things.

Marlene Richmond - Age 22. Brittany's best friend. Was molested by a cousin at age 6. Has been vegan since age 11, and raw vegan since age 20 (yes most of my chars are vegan at this point lol). Is very natural and spiritual. Has been best friends with Brittany since 6th grade. Is in college for botany and herbalism. Was in an abusive relationship last year. Is a Buddhist.

Esmerelda "Esme" Richmond - Age 5 months. Marlene's daughter from the abusive guy. Has infant GERD, which is controlled with diet. Has no other development because she's .6 seconds old.

Dirk Mills - Age 33. TJ and Buck's cousin. Has fetal alcohol syndrome due to his mother's alcoholism. Is very immature and often angry. Has very little filter or impulse control. Is a rodeo rider, and has suffered many injuries from this. Is very short (obviously). Tends to do stupid stunts without thinking. Is cold and uncaring. Loathes children.

Liam Mills - Age 11. Has albinism, and has to wear shaded glasses to protect his sensitive eyes. Lost his mother to her abusive boyfriend several months ago, and is struggling with anger and resentment. Has a great interest in ships and plans to join the Navy.

Kevin Mills - Age 35. TJ and Buck's cousin, Dirk's older brother. Was born to an alcoholic mother who abused and neglected him as a baby. Was taken away and placed with his aunt and uncle at age 2. Suffered further abuse during visits with his mother, which the state did nothing about for many years. Loves airplanes and is in the Air Force. Has interstitial cystitis (a painful autoimmune disease of the bladder). Has been in combat several times. Loves rock climbing and otherwise being active. Strives to eat healthy and only eats organic food. Is talented at making model planes. Struggles with high blood pressure. Has frequent UTIs and kidney stones. Is farsighted, and wears glasses during certain tasks. DJs as a side gig, and produces dubstep and other EDM. Was a chronic alcoholic for over a decade. Nearly died in a plane crash in 2015, after briefly relapsing into drinking.

Delilah "Lila" Gutierrez - Age 29. Kevin's fiance (together since 2016), TJ's ex. Was abused by her father, who was a mean drunk who also abused her mother and sisters. Witnessed her father beat her mother to death at age 7. Was sent out as a prostitute at age 10 to make money for her father. Eventually got hooked on heroin by a pimp. Assaulted her pimp at age 16 and finally escaped, and got herself clean. Struggled with severe anger issues towards men, and took this anger out on TJ, who was too softhearted to hit her back. Was finally left by TJ, and went on to treat her next BF the same way, causing her to realize the problem was her, not the men she was dating. Reached out for help and was diagnosed with BPD, and began treatment. Loves to dance. Is Jewish. Is extremely flexible. Was born with hip dysplasia, but got it fixed last year. Dabbles with magic tricks. Is self conscious about her height.

Sonia and Jose Mills - Age 10 months, Lila's twins with some random black dude she slept with, Kevin's adopted children. Jose has no development yet, but Sonia has that brittle bone disease (I know the actual term but I'll just use normal non scientific terms) and suffers frequent breaks. That's it so far lol

Russel "Rusty" Miller - Age 30, TJ's adoptive brother. Was born to meth addicted parents, who severely neglected and abused their children. Has 8 other siblings. Met TJ at age 5, and quickly bonded with him. Was bullied severely at school due to his nerdy appearance, lack of hygene and dirty clothing. Asked to be taken away from his parents at age 12, and was adopted by TJ's parents. Was engaged several years ago, but lost his fiance in a car accident. Is blind in one eye. Has chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia, and is often unable to do much due to pain. Once wore glasses but now wears contacts. Is obsessed with comics and superheroes. Is a very talented artist, and has his own comic book, inspired by the characters he and TJ created as children. Is extremely timid and fears most everything to some degree. Is especially terrified of dogs, due to several attacks from his father's fighting dogs. Is a huge movie buff. Is cold often. Is obsessively clean. Is allergic to gluten. Has sleep apnea.

Liana Whitebear - Age 35. Rusty's fiance (together since 2016). Lost her mother at age 2, when she was beaten to death by a home invader. Was given up by her father soon after. Was taken in by a severely abusive foster family, who often chained their children naked in the basement, depriving them of food for days. Was sexually and physically abused. became pregnant at age 11 by rape, and gave birth to a girl named Millie, whom she gave up for adoption (she has since found her and formed a relationship). Went through a string of abusive relationships in adulthood, due to her low self worth. Reunited with her birth family in 2008, minus her father. Is obsessed with the supernatural, namely the afterlife. Is a ghost hunter by night, and a real estate agent by day. Is a Wiccan. Is very superstitious. Loves candles, and fills her home with them to ward off evil spirits. Has PTSD from her past and previous relationships. Plays the flute. Does glassblowing and makes candles. Believes she has psychic abilities.

Jacob "JT" Miller - Age 8 months. Rusty and Liana's son. Has no development cuz he's (O)(O).

Allysa South - Age 51 (at first I wrote 501 lololol). Ash, Cheyenne, Fury and Nikita's mom. Was sexually abused by her mother, which caused her to resent other females later in life. Lost her father at age 6. Was killed by wild dogs in 1994, but came back later because I just thrive on repetitive plots yo. Has severe bipolar, which caused her to abuse her children, especially Cheyenne. Spent 5 years in prison due to the abuse she inflicted on Cheyenne. Has since gotten treatment and has a tenuous relationship with her children (except Nikita, who wants nothing to do with her). Is good at singing.

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Melanie Stevens - Age 22. Was born prematurely, and has a pacemaker, and a weak heart. Was smothered by overprotective parents due to her heart condition. Is obsessed with anime and Japanese culture. Is trying to learn Japanese. Loves cosplaying and drawing. Was held captive and raped for several months (yes I'm obsessed with torturing my chars don't judge me), and was addicted to heroin for several months due to the immense trauma she suffered. Is self conscious about her large breasts. Hooked up with a random guy after a fight with Trent, and was later physically assaulted by him (the guy not Trent).

Trenton "Trent" Schubert - Age 22. Melanie's fiance (together since 2012). Has aspergers and is socially awkward to the point of being slightly reclusive because of it. Can suffer from anxiety. Is obsessed with video games. Is very handy, especially with electronics. Is a whiz at computer programming, and hopes to create his own video game one day. Loves scarves, and wears them no matter what season it is. Is a closet brony. Had a solitary hookup with a friend after the same fight, resulting in his son's conception.

Joseph "Joey" Schubert (on the ground) - Age 25. Trent's half brother. Was the love child of his father Patrick, when he cheated with his secretary. Was severely neglected most of his childhood because his mother was forced to prostitute to take care of him, and was gone most of the time. Ran away at age 10 to be with a gang of other misfits. Became addicted to cocaine as a young teen. Has a pet crow, Shadow, whom he raised from a nestling. Was sexually assaulted by one of his gang members several years ago. Loves to fight, but tries to vent this in boxing or wrestling matches. Is obsessed with dead things, and collects bones, skulls, and other things. Is talented at taxidermy. Lives completely off the grid and grows and hunts his own food. Is quite handy. Does tattoos for money (and did his own tattoos as well). Does special effects makeup. Loves blood and gore, whether it be real or on TV. Has dyslexia and is a very poor speller.

Jonah Schubert (sitting) - Age 9 months. Joey's son with some random druggie chick he met at the bar. Has .9 development cuz he's too little.

David Lyons - Age 31. Grew up in Chicago with distant, old fashioned parents, who were both business people. Lost his sister at age 16 after she was murdered by her abusive ex boyfriend, who was not punished for the crime. Became a criminal prosecutor in order to help others not suffer the same injustice. Has difficulty with his emotions or showing affection, due to his cold upbringing. Is a very militant vegan and has been since age 15. Plays tennis and golf. Is a workaholic and rarely relaxes. Is very passionate about his job, sometimes too much so. Has a strange irrational fear of balloons. Is squeamish.

Katrina "Katie" Lyons - Age 32. David's wife (together since 2005), Trent's older sister, Joey's half sister. Was raped at age 17, causing severe damage, rendering her unable to have children. Was proved wrong in 2009, when she gave birth to a boy named Anthony. Owns a successful bakery. Loves gardening and grows her own vegetables. Was held captive along with Melanie, but is recovering well from the ordeal. Is mostly vegetarian, but occasionally eats meat when her husband isn't looking.

Zeena Lyons (kneeling) - Age 5, David and Katie's adopted daughter. Was born in Africa, but lost her parents from illness, and was moved to the US last year. Was abused by her grandfather Patrick, who was a member of a pedophile ring, and has since gone to prison. Has sickle cell anemia.

Dawson Capriotti (laying down) - Age 31, Katie and Trent's brother, Joey's half brother. Is dyslexic and has trouble with reading and spelling. Once had a stutter, but now only experiences it during times of extreme upset. Is obsessed with music and has been since toddlerhood. Can play guitar, piano and drums. Is the lead singer in a band named Deathstar, which enjoys local success. Is squeamish and known to faint at the slightest sight of blood or gore. Is terrified of spiders. Loves children. Loves junk food, and is disgusted by healthy foods. Tends to be obnoxious. Is terrible at cooking, and once set his stove on fire. Is a gym rat and loves building his muscles. Was caught in an avalanche in 2015 and lost several toes to frostbite, though they have since been replaced. Used to wear glasses but now wears contacts. Has diabetes. Is addicted to monster energy drinks. Is bisexual. Used to smoke, but quit once he adopted his daughter.

Anthony "Tony" Lyons (sitting on Dawson) - Age 7. Katie and David's son, Zeena's adopted brother, Dawson and geeks' nephew. Has epilepsy. Loves dinosaurs and gross/gory things. Idolizes his uncle. Loves cowboy movies and western culture.

Edward "Ed" Capriotti (kneeling) - Age 30. Dawson's husband (together since 2015), Brittany's cousin. Lost his mother at age 16, an event that has profoundly effected him. Has been vegetarian since birth. Is very active and outdoorsy. Is a health nut, which is something he and Dawson can clash with. Is very shy and socially awkward. Was in the Army for 6 years and in combat several times. Is bisexual. Is a gym rat. Has a brother, Will, who's his complete opposite. Ran track in high school. Likes to cook. Is sensitive to the cold.

Judy Schubert (behind Edward) - Age 54 I think. Dawson, Trent and Katie's mom. Grew up on a farm, and is now a homesteader. Has crohns disease. Died in 2005 from breast cancer, but came back like everyone else cuz no one knows how to stay dead apparently. Likes gardening. Was married to Patrick Schubert, until he was outed as a pedophile and sent to prison. Plays piano.

Jillian Capriotti (on the ground next to Dawson) - Age 1. Dawson and Ed's adopted daughter. Is allergic to dairy, gluten, soy, certain fabrics, among other things. Has sleep apnea.

Warren Johnson Senior - Age 55. Judy's brother, Dawson and geeks' uncle. Inherited his parents farm last year after his father died, and rescues abused farm animals. Has a temper. Hunts and fishes (yes I see the hypocrisy but not all my chars can be the same). Was shot in the chest last year while defending his wife, and now has a weak heart. Has excessive gas. Tends to not get along with his younger son.

Denver "Denny" Schubert (clinging to Dawson's leg) - Age 1. Trent's son with some random one night stand he cheated on Melanie with. Was born at 24 weeks, after his mother died in a car crash, and Trent had to perform a crude c section to remove him. Is legally blind, but gets around well by using sound (or echolocation). Has crohns disease and already has had several operations. Has a pacemaker.

Sadie Johnson - Age 54. Warren Sr.'s wife (together since 1984), Liana's aunt. Grew up on a reservation. Was brutally assaulted at age 20 by the same man who killed her sister (Liana's mother), which caused her to lose her baby, and require facial reconstruction. Was deemed unable to have more children, but managed to have one child, Warren Junior. Uses and eats only natural products, and avoids GMOs like the plague. Is very spiritual. Does pottery and crafts. Is overprotective of her son. Breeds canaries.

Dakota Johnson (in sling) - Age a few months. Sadie and Warren sr.'s adopted son. Was found by their son Warren in a garbage can. Was cared for for several days by Warren and his wife, but they turned him over to his parents, as they had their own children to care for.

Sophia Lawrence (sitting) - Age 4. Does ballet. Was also abused by her father because every one of my chars HAS to be raped or abused in some way because I'm a sick fuck. Was born deaf, but got ear implants at age 2.

Jennifer "Jen" Johnson - Age 26. Sophia's aunt. Was abused by her stepfather from age 3 to age 14, along with her older brother. Gave birth to one child by her stepfather, whom she named Jessica. Was kicked out after finally telling her mother about the abuse, and not allowed to take her daughter with her, and was taken in by her grandmother. Suffered from severe depression for years. Went through a bout of bulimia. Self harmed for many years. Attempted suicide 4 times. Is talented at painting and writing. Is vegan after her husband enlightened her. Has lupus, which causes joint pain, fatigue and sensitivity to sunlight and heat. Has low self esteem. Is slightly obsessed with her husband, namely gushing over him. Is good at snowboarding and skiing. Is in college to become a vet. Is trying to learn to play the harp, but has little interest.

Parker Johnson (on his father's lap) and Hunter Johnson (standing and picking nose) - Age 1. Jen's sons. Were born at 22 weeks gestation, along with their sister. Was born conjoined to, but later separated. Are both gassy. Are preoccupied by their genitals. Enjoy peeing in random places. Love climbing things. Have a flair with potty humor and laugh at anything to do with genitalia or bodily functions.

Warren Johnson Junior - Age 32. Jen's husband (together since 2015), my precious angel. Was sexually abused by a babysitter at age 8, which caused emotional issues, and a severe aversion to sex later on. Has been vegan since age 12, and is very passionate about his lifestyle. Is extremely compassionate to humans and animals. Is good at cooking. Has a house full of rescued animals, including a 22 year old ex dairy cow who belonged to his grandfather. Frequently donates to charity. Goes out of his way to help others. Is extremely stubborn and refuses to take a break. Has ADHD, but controls it on his own. Has smoked marijuana since age 10. Is a bit sensitive and can cry easily. Is very peaceful and rarely gets angry. Tends to be gassy (usually in bed when Jen is trying to sleep). Is very nurturing and adores children. Is an environmentalist, and uses a bike to get around whenever possible. Attempted suicide in 2015, which landed him in a mental hospital, where he met Jen. Is very proud of his native american heritage, however slight it is. Is extremely loyal and giving to his loved ones. Often struggles with his curly hair, but nonetheless sees it as his pride and joy. Loves to pep talk and uplift others. Played hockey in middle and high school. Is a construction worker, but does handyman jobs in the off season. Is very talented at drawing and woodworking. Took psychology as a minor in college, and uses it to further fuel his inspirational speeches. Hates wearing shoes. Is a slight health nut. Is clumsy.

Jessica Johnson - Age 12. Jen's daughter, Warren's adopted daughter, Hunter and Parker's half sister. Was raised by her grandmother, who often ignored her. Was abused by one of her grandmother's many boyfriends at age 7. Reunited with her mother at age 10, when Jen finally recalled the supressed memories of her daughter. Adores Warren to the point of hero worship (hence the perm she got to copy his hair). Is very athletic and loves running, swimming, gymnastics and hockey (also to copy Warren). Loves her baby siblings to death and loves to help care for them. Went through a period of promiscuity due to medication she was taking. Likes crime shows, and is torn between being a detective, or joining the olympics. Went vegan to also copy Warren, and is a junior member of ALF (animal liberation front). Has a transplanted leg after having it amputated in 2016.

Morgan Johnson - Age 1. Warren and Jen's daughter, Hunter and Parker's triplet, Jessica's half sister, Lucia's best friend. Is very attached to her brothers and can't stand them being out of her sight. Has marfan's syndrome, which causes loose connective tissues and heart problems. Has to be on medication to lower her blood pressure, which can cause her to faint. Prefers to play with Lucia rather than her brothers.

Harrison "Harry" Johnson - Age 34. Warren's half brother, Warren Sr.'s son with his previous wife, Sadie's adopted son. Lost his mother after she died giving birth to him, and was adopted by Sadie at age 1, and sees her as his mother. Is obsessed with cooking and has been since toddlerhood. Owns his own restaurant. Has a temper, like his father. Loves fishing, despite his vegan brother's protests. Can be emotional. Has a flock of rescued ex battery hens, and refuses to eat chicken because of it. Was sexually abused by the same babysitter that abused his brother. Was previously married to Catherine Johnson, until she cheated on him, and then committed suicide after she lost custody of her children (actually it was because she was boring but newnpog). Lived in Texas briefly after marrying Catherine, but moved back because he was homesick and missed his family. Is a beach bum and loves surfing, swimming and boogie boarding. Has a boat, but rarely uses it, because he's too lazy to clean the barnacles off it. Is also too lazy to clean his house or shave half the time. Attempted suicide by overdose once, which caused stomach damage and acid reflux. Has hemophilia. Is allergic to horses, and gets hay fever in the spring. Was burned badly at summer camp at age 9, and got a tattoo to cover the burn scars.

Marlowe Johnson - Age 11 months. Harry's daughter. Was born with down syndrome (that's why her eyes look a bit different). Has no other development cuz she's yawns.

Taylor Johnson (on the ground) - Age 13. Harry's son, Marlowe's brother. Plays baseball. Has become slightly angry and aggressive since becoming a teenager. Is in the boy scouts. Has a flock of homing pigeons. Shared his first kiss with Jessica, not realizing at the time that she was legally his cousin. Was drugged and forced to have sex with a bunch of random people last year, and has struggled ever since.

Allison Smallwood - Age 27. Harry's girlfriend (together since a few months ago), Martha's cousin. Was born into great wealth. Was raised catholic. Was yet again abused by a priest when she was younger, and was blamed for it by her father. Lost her mother in the 2005 london subway bombings. Recieved a severe spine injury in the bombings, and was paralyzed until her injury was finally fixed in 2015. Hooked up with Harry at a bar, where he went after discovering Catherine cheated, and became pregnant. Has horses and llamas. Does show jumping with her horses. Is training to be a nurse.

Leon "Leo" Smallwood - Age 27. Allison's twin brother, Martha's cousin. Had a strained relationship with his father, which worsened after his mother died. Had a troubled youth involving promiscuity and fighting. Is gay. Is a sous chef. Enjoys fancy things. Loves to collect sports cars from various foreign countries. Was a swimmer in high school. Often chews toothpicks. Is very anti religion due to his strictly religious upbringing. Gets very perverted while drunk, and tends to end up in bed with random people. Had a sexual fling with Dawson at a bar. Has asthma.

Mason South - Age 34, TJ and Buck's older brother, Ash and geeks' cousin. Was abandoned by his father at age 3, after his parents divorced. Struggled with low self esteem in his youth. Was very promiscuous in high school. Was cheated on by his first love, and caused him to become a heartbreaker, until he met Cassy. Has mild aspergers, which gives him many OCD like tendencies, a great attention to detail, and an extreme penchance for routine. Was held captive in 2012, from which he developed PTSD. Suffers from anxiety and panic attacks. Tends to be lazy. Has played guitar since age 12, but is terrible at singing. Loves 80s music. Had a major heart blockage last year, and has been put on a plant based diet (as per his wife's strict orders). Is terrible at cooking. Works with TJ as a mechanic assistant. Is claustrophobic. Is allergic to bees. Has a motorcycle.

Cassandra "Cassy" Serrano-South - Age 29, Mason's wife (together since 2011), Brittany's older sister, Edward's cousin. Is obsessed with shopping and hits every sale. Was in an abusive relationship in 2009. Is a feminist. Is extremely independent and hates asking for help, or showing weakness. Overheats easily. Dislikes children, but has made an exception for her stepson. Is a fashion designer and makes jewelry. Is overprotective of Mason. Is slightly vain. Hates snakes.

Steven "Steve" South - Age 53, Ash and geeks' dad, Mason and co's uncle, Allysa's ex husband. Was bullied by his brother during childhood, and was nearly killed by him as an infant. Was killed, along with his wife, by wild dogs, but came back later. Is a mechanic (it runs in the family lol). Is an extremely lenient parent. Is boring and RPed like once a year.

Tucker South - Age 7, Mason's son, Cassy's stepson, Tony's best friend. Lost his mother at age 4, and was sent to his father, who didn't know he existed. Idolizes his father and wants to be just like him. Is suspected to have OCD, and is an extreme germaphobe and can have intense anxiety. Was sexually abused several times in the past few years, and can exhibit inappropriate behavior. Loves superheroes and sci fi. Refuses to eat meat because he finds it disgusting. Has trouble pronouncing things. Has a rock collection and has since he was very young. Loves collecting unusual pets.

Thomas Richardson - Age 19, Leo's boyfriend. Was born on a pirate ship to an abusive father, who ignored him, to the point of calling him "It". Broke his back at age 2, after his father beat him with a chain. Escaped with his mother at age 3, and has few memories of his past. Gets along poorly with his mother due to her intense nagging and overprotectiveness. Is going to college to be a fitness trainer. Loves working out. Hooked up with Leo during a new year's party, and pursued him for almost a year until he finally gave in.

Ariana Richardson - Age 50, Thomas's mom, Steve's girlfriend. Ran off with a random pirate at age 24, and was trapped in an abusive relationship with him, along with her son, for 10 years. Owns a florist shop. Does ballet, and has since childhood. Is overprotective of her son, and coddles him. Is Christian and dislikes her son being with another man. Is my least fave char and has said like 10 words in the entire time she's been a char cuz she's so horribly boring.

Jared South - Age 64, Mason and co's dad, Ash and geeks' uncle, Steve's older brother. Exhibited antisocial behavior since early childhood, including cruelty to animals, bullying his brother, vandalism and tormenting other children. Was in reform school at age 15 for trying to push his girlfriend out the window. Was convinced Mason wasn't his child, due to his opposite looks, and immediately disliked him. Left his twin sons in the desert when they were 3 months old, as revenge for Brenda divorcing him. Was confronted by Mason in 2012 and asked for his unpaid child support, and he committed suicide to avoid paying. Was redeemed in the afterlife. Was allowed to come back to earth after helping Mason, who had died in a motorcycle accident, to return to earth. Is a mechanic like everyone else in the family line.

Brenda South - Age 57, Mason and geeks' mom, Jared's girlfriend. Met Jared at age 20, and divorced him after 6 years, for shaking one of her newborn twins. Was a single mother to Mason throughout his childhood. Forgave Jared after he returned, and took him back. Is overprotective of her sons. Loves to cook and craft.