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Looks like Bash has figured out why her kind are usually pack hunters. It's not to make prey easier to take down, it's because eating an entire Gallimimus by yourself isn't a great idea if you want your clothes to stay in one piece.Art by
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Bash is a Dinosaur.
Like, I generally think of her as being a raptor, but she's not a very accurate one.
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okay so is she as smart as a raptor?
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Depends how smart you expect a raptor to be! She's basically as smart as a very dumb person.
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I see so if I told her there is a delicious dinosaur orΒ prehistoric creature and it's near a volcano, would she go?
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Oh yeah, she's not really scared of anything. Why, do you have a plan?
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oh I may have a plan. if I did would you want to know?
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Definitely! I like to know what situations Bash might get herself into.
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well let's say there are a horde of Pachycephalosaurus and parasaurolophus near the volcano and the volcano is active? what do you think will happen if she were to head toward to that horde of Pachycephalosaurus and parasaurolohus? would she go for the PachyΒ or the Paras? Β
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Ya know, Bash's weight really seems to go up and down quite easily.
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She has a ridiculous metabolism and balances it out by eating even more ridiculous amounts of meat.
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So she pigs out and fattens up, then her metabolism kicks in and burns all her fat off, and the cycle continues.
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Yeah, I mean she gets a lot of exercise too, but it's mostly chasing after more food so it all evens out in the end.
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Yeah, I can imagine being a carnivore would have her spending a lot of time on the hunt. Does her weight gain after binge fests ever get in the way of that?
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Oh yeah, definitely, otherwise she'd be eating enough to just stay huge permanently. Usually she just gains enough to slow her down a bit, but sometimes she really overdoes it and she'll be dragging herself along on her belly for a week or so.
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so she be the prey if she gets too fat right?
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She could be! There are bigger and meaner things than Bash out there, but she'd probably put up an admittedly sluggish fight.
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yes and her fat will be jiggling all over and she be sweating a lot.
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She's not very friendly with most other dinosaurs, but she wouldn't eat a member of her own species, so they could count as friends?
I'd love to see your dinosaur character when she's done! And Bash is on a quest to eat one of every kind of prehistoric creature, so... whatever's the biggest one you can think of, she'll probably try and eat it sometime.
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so if my dinosaur OC was a different kind of raptor from her species, would she try to eat her?
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She might do! Depends what else happened between them.
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well what if they were hunting for the same prey?
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I see so she may try eat my character if she had the chance? I guess so or her family or cousins. what about that Therizinosaurus I saw her hang out with?
thanks but do you know anybody who takes requests? I like to see them draw her. there are different Art styles I like to see her in. that's a good quest to be on. I guess I should have my dinosaur character be on the same quest. cause I can't think of any better quest for her to be on then that. really? would she try to eat a T-rex? or a Amphicoelias?
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She might try, but don't worry, she's easy to trick. Or if they help her to catch more food she might become friends with them.
I don't know anyone who does requests, sorry. And yeah, she'd try anything! She wants to at least taste everything (and because she's greedy she'll probably eat the entire thing).
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well she might be able to trick Bash or help her but then again my dinosaur character might be easy to trick as well. so would she hire someone to help hunt food for her?
it's alright I'm sure I can find someone who might take a request or at least would accept DA points. what will she do once she does finish her quest to try every dinosaur in the world? will she go to eat cavemen? really? even though amphicoelias are really enormous, she would try to eat the entire thing and would take at least a week or month to finish?
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She would probably like someone to help her hunt, or just to bring her food if she's feeling lazy, sure.
And she's not just trying to eat one of every dinosaur, she's trying to eat one of everything, so cavemen are definitely on the menu.
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alright so can she hire me to help her bring food to her?
oh so she be eating horde's and horde's of dinosaurs she hasn't tried or sample yet? I see so where will she find a caveman?
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Oh the eating habits of a dinosaur...
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yeah their eating habits can really get wild. you should see what a caveman eating habit is like.
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Well, cavemen tended to spend most of their time on the hunt. For the record, dinosaurs died out long before cavemen ever came along.
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really? then what do they hunt for food if not dinosaurs?
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While dinosaurs no longer lived during that time, other animals did.
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okay but what are these animal's the cavemen eat?
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There were a ton of animals alive at that time. I don't know the specifics of caveman eating habits.
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okay and do you believe there could be still a caveman that was frozen and hasn't been found yet? and dinosaurs could live in modern times?
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I've honestly never really thought about it. There could be the possibility that a caveman was trapped in ice, but it wouldn't be alive. As for dinosaurs living in modern times, I don't think anything would prevent them from being able to survive today, but it would certainly be a lot more dangerous.
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well there could be a possibility it can be alive. if it was lucky enough to survive. well it will depend on what dinosaur is still alive. it could beΒ a triceratops or a ankylosaurs orΒ a Parasaurolophus. though someone would have spotted a dinosaur and report it to the news. but I heard someone saw a Mammoth. and there is this huge alligator on the news. what if there were aΒ dinosaur in aΒ Anthro world?Β
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You misunderstood. There are no dinosaurs still alive today. I meant that, hypothetical, a dinosaur would be able capable of surviving in modern times, had they not been wiped out millions of years ago.
Wooly mammoths are also long extinct.
An alligator/crocodile is probably the closest thing we'll get to a dinosaur in modern day.
Do you mean an anthro dinosaur or a regular dinosaur that just so happened coexist with anthro species?
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oh okay. well what was news report of people seeing a mammoth? yeah I guess but scientist will find a way to bring dinosaurs back right? hmm... how about anthro dinosaur?
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Probably either a hoax or a mis-sighting akin to people giving claims of having seen Bigfoot.
No, there's no guarantee that scientists will ever find a way of bringing dinosaurs back, and even if it was possible it would likely be extremely costly and not worth the major risks doing so would inevitably come with.
If there was an anthro dinosaur, it would likely just be seen as a regular member of the community as that would indicate that their kind were very much still alive, and probably have integrated amongst common society.
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well just this video out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6azI⦠and this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iqP1Y⦠believe now? well they could only revive only friendly dinosaurs that don't eat meat? well what if the Anthro dinosaurs never were part of the regular community? like they never socialize with the normal Anthro's and live in secret or something? and do you think they can be capable of speech?
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