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StampWhore β got Jesus? I don't.
Published: 2009-12-30 02:47:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1269; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 17
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And prepare for the flame wars...I've been seeing "got Jesus" avatars in increasing numbers lately. This is my response. I have never met Jesus Christ. I attribute this to his death 2000 years ago. Seriously people, Jesus died years ago. He isn't with you anymore. He is dead. Simple yet bittersweet.
And please don't tell me I need to open my heart and soul to God to find Jesus. My heart pumps blood so opening it probably isn't a good idea and I've been told I am a soulless abomination but multiple Christians on numerous occasions so I doubt that will work either...
And I say it's a good thing he's dead. He supported the beating of slaves. Nice fellow
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I'll just go ahead and leave this here. I hope no one minds
Philippians 2:10-11 --->
10Β That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
11Β And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
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Another bible thumper..........
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Nice stamp, though it is very possible that Jesus never existed. Β If he was never existed he couldn't have died 2000 years ago. Β
Most things referencing him were written way after the time he supposedly lived. Β There is just as much evidence for King Arthur as there is for Jesus(very little). Β I like King Arthur better.
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"He supported the beating of slaves."
since when?
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"He supported the beating of slaves"
WHat do you mean? DO you support Slaves?
Sorry for these stupid questions, but i don't get it
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I've been reborn, but I prefer to be called Dumuzi, not Jesus...
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Actually he died 2000 years ago as of 2024. 
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You know slavery wasn't the same back then right? Also since he's God he still lives. Don't you remember he risen from the tomb?
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Yes, that is what the "good book" says. But it's just a BOOK
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Am I saying you'll go to hell? No,I'm saying you'll change your mind when you see him.
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I left the church because I began questioning the bible and taking logic to it. I respect christians and your beliefs. But please don't cram them up my ass.
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Dude,I'm not shoving them on you. I respect you-All I'm saying is we'll see.
Either I'm wrong or you're right. Sorry if I upset you..
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I didn't say you crossed the line. Just giving you a warning not to. I apologise if I confused you. I also never said you were wrong.
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Ah,I see.
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And I can respect that.
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win..... epic win...... what about this
stupid jehova's witness: " HELLO GOOD CHILD OV OUR LORD! have you found jeeeeeeeesus?????!11?!?!!!!
me: YOU LOST HIM AGAIN!!!!!! it pains me why you christians keep losing your gods..... MAKE A FRIGGIN IDOL!!! its what we do! XD if we lose a god, we make another! XD
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So, where exactly did he say he supports beating of slaves?
By the way, as your name implies you're a stamp whore. Which basically IS just another word for soulless abomination, religious or not.
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Ironic that you use the phrase "sure as hell". x)
It's sad that people have called you a "soulless abomination" because you aren't... no one is!
However, those who have "got Jesus" believe that he died, was raised from the dead and ascended into heaven. just sayin (if you're trying to argue against christians, it wont work).
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At least Santa Claus gives you presents with his magic powers...
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YES! very good sir,
if any religions god is omnipotent, then why didnt it kill hitler! and if your not omnipotent, and cant intervene, then FUCK OFF
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Hitler was religious...i think
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