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StapledSlut — My Vanity

Published: 2012-02-17 01:05:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 12719; Favourites: 168; Downloads: 229
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Description Me embracing my inner tartlet. Complete with cleavage and a pile of garbage in the background.

Print me out and tape me to your toilet. Or your whole bathroom! Impress or confound your friends! Draw me with extra derp! The possibilities are limited!

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Comments: 153

Pixies-poke [2015-05-01 09:54:17 +0000 UTC]

i love your nose! <3 <3

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Wolfbow22 [2012-09-13 08:31:03 +0000 UTC]

i referenced your face for this [link] just you know thought you should know

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MirtKlaar [2012-04-04 08:40:26 +0000 UTC]

No vanity at all, you are really so beautiful, dear

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N1ghTw4lk3r666 [2012-04-03 10:54:53 +0000 UTC]

nice and i was out of toilet paper...baahhahhaahahahahahhaaaaa so funneh...

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Icedroplet [2012-03-18 21:48:42 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap you look like someone I know...

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footlover123123 [2012-03-12 10:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Wow you look gorgeous!!

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yummyMoose [2012-03-10 01:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Wow, that nose of yours is so big, I bet I could shove my whole dick in there.

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StapledSlut In reply to yummyMoose [2012-03-10 01:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Probably

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yummyMoose In reply to StapledSlut [2012-03-10 16:45:27 +0000 UTC]

Would you like me to?

Just kidding XD.

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efoo74 [2012-03-09 10:52:08 +0000 UTC]

Hmm you do have prominent facial features, but meh, don't worry about what we all comment, just be your individual self and enjoy.

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mrsticky005 [2012-03-09 05:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Sexy pile of garbage in the background is sexy.

Too bad this retard slut is blocking my view of DAT TRASHCAN.

What a cock block!

Screw this! I'm gonna do a google image search for
moldy bread as I listen to the sensuous sound of Morse code.

...

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

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insober [2012-02-24 19:12:08 +0000 UTC]

i can't wait to show you what's coming your way :\

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StapledSlut In reply to insober [2012-02-24 22:27:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh my

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insober In reply to StapledSlut [2012-02-28 23:04:04 +0000 UTC]

just you wait

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Yardenator [2012-02-23 14:22:03 +0000 UTC]

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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deliclous [2012-02-23 08:15:00 +0000 UTC]

Can I tape your picture to the back of my dog's head
so I can pretend I'm having sex with you, instead of my dog?

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StapledSlut In reply to deliclous [2012-02-23 08:24:55 +0000 UTC]

I always knew you were a romantic at heart

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deliclous In reply to StapledSlut [2012-02-23 08:29:03 +0000 UTC]

Only for you, baby.
Only for you.

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sockmonkey-c [2012-02-22 21:18:55 +0000 UTC]

You kinda look like Rosanna Arquette in this pic... you know back when she was your age n shit. She was in "Pulp Fiction".

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Porfoct [2012-02-22 20:14:57 +0000 UTC]

im going to staple your picture in all of my friends faces

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lucas420 [2012-02-22 19:35:14 +0000 UTC]

serious comment: you're pretty.

other comment: MUST PRINT EVERYWHERE DESU

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Cocobirb [2012-02-21 17:29:05 +0000 UTC]

I think if you had a beard, this picture would reach full sexiness.

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0-CLAM-0 [2012-02-19 14:54:07 +0000 UTC]

You're pretty.

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equinnoxious [2012-02-19 11:21:42 +0000 UTC]

FAKE.

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StapledSlut In reply to equinnoxious [2012-02-19 16:12:34 +0000 UTC]

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equinnoxious In reply to StapledSlut [2012-02-20 07:17:06 +0000 UTC]

I am known to be happy, how nice of you to notice.

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Volcano-Queen [2012-02-19 01:51:27 +0000 UTC]


That nose...


I'm srs, I love the shape of your nose. I hope that doesn't creep you out, LOL.

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Dinorenk [2012-02-18 20:46:07 +0000 UTC]

I know a guy that looks almost exactly like you.

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StapledSlut In reply to Dinorenk [2012-02-18 21:15:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh you, flattery will get you everywhere

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Dinorenk In reply to StapledSlut [2012-02-18 22:14:40 +0000 UTC]

No I swear, he looks so much like a lady.

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yeudiel [2012-02-18 20:36:28 +0000 UTC]

I think you are beautifull (:

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JonathanTheSmex [2012-02-18 18:26:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm so printing this and plastering the photos all over my house now.

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StapledSlut In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2012-02-18 18:37:54 +0000 UTC]

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to StapledSlut [2012-02-18 18:41:47 +0000 UTC]

alright

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SkullratSG [2012-02-18 16:40:31 +0000 UTC]

wHAT IS YOUR NOSE EVEN that is amazing let me touch it

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FuzzyxPanda [2012-02-18 11:26:48 +0000 UTC]

Yo nose is mighty

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GreenwoodPig [2012-02-18 11:21:50 +0000 UTC]

"Psycho female blowin' up the phone line"

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kyphoscoliosis [2012-02-18 09:11:25 +0000 UTC]

What the hell happened to your doorknob?

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StapledSlut In reply to kyphoscoliosis [2012-02-18 15:25:54 +0000 UTC]

It's a closet door, it slides

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kyphoscoliosis In reply to StapledSlut [2012-02-18 19:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Alright then. I'll let you... slide this time.

I think I'll draw you super derptastic-like. Maybe it'll get me off my ass and out of my art rut.

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StapledSlut In reply to kyphoscoliosis [2012-02-18 19:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Drawing me always cures art ruts, it's my glitter aura

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Mauser7 [2012-02-18 08:26:52 +0000 UTC]

Wow, you don't look anything how I imagined you to look.

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Astrowla [2012-02-18 06:28:24 +0000 UTC]

-draws jizz on your face-

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HappyVikingg [2012-02-18 04:10:24 +0000 UTC]

CAMWHORE OMGG CAMWHORE.

EW GROSS, YOU'RE SO NOT COMING TO MY SPRING BREAK PARTY.

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StapledSlut In reply to HappyVikingg [2012-02-18 04:15:02 +0000 UTC]

MY PICTURES ARE TOUCHING YOOOUUUU

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Blazestar31 [2012-02-18 01:18:43 +0000 UTC]

DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY ?!?!

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furriendly [2012-02-18 00:41:02 +0000 UTC]

i love the shape of your nose just saying

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SpookyBjorn [2012-02-17 21:06:52 +0000 UTC]

damnit! i spilled my gigle juice when i saw this!

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77ImaHuman77 [2012-02-17 19:39:11 +0000 UTC]

Zelda ?

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gutter-child [2012-02-17 19:01:52 +0000 UTC]

I like the shape of your nose.

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