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star-gutz — an ongoing crisis

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Published: 2017-03-16 12:19:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 806; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 2
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HOUSTON I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS


+10 CS, +2 FVR | Hireath-sona Meme | CIRILLA


GENERAL INFORMATION

NAME: donut
NICKNAME(S): responds to most insults
DATE OF BIRTH: 11/04/1992 (bad vintage year)
GENDER: mare ig uess
BREED: an ass
HEIGHT: short, stout, and will probably kick u in the snout

ORIENTATION: whatever

BLESSING: memory manipulation machine broke
SECOND BLESSING: dissociating [astral projection]

TALENTperception [anxiety perks]

DRIVE: some shitty toyota



❖ HERD

AFFILIATION: serora
RANK: got lost in the desert trying to find it


❖ FAMILIAR

NAME: aloy
SPECIES: actually a goddamn slinky



❖ OTHER

- at funerals we wear pink
- basically eeyore with less inspirational quotes
- the bags under their eyes are designer, and come direct from the insomnia line
- has enough near death experiences to be a reoccurring character on: 'i shouldn't be alive'
- only still kicking it 'cause damn im petty

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Comments: 40

bozones [2017-05-25 01:04:33 +0000 UTC]

I'd eat your cotton candy ass out any day of the week.

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star-gutz In reply to bozones [2017-05-25 03:49:36 +0000 UTC]

oh my god

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queerly [2017-05-20 09:22:32 +0000 UTC]

I'd let her sit on my face and probably send her tiddy pics on snapchat

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star-gutz In reply to queerly [2017-05-22 11:07:43 +0000 UTC]

if only her other love interests were so forward

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CordialCrow [2017-05-08 15:46:03 +0000 UTC]

DONUT
YES
LOVE

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star-gutz In reply to CordialCrow [2017-05-08 23:24:56 +0000 UTC]

tonight we feast

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dry-oasis [2017-05-03 20:23:34 +0000 UTC]

"there's desert everywhere"

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star-gutz In reply to dry-oasis [2017-05-03 23:46:57 +0000 UTC]

i got sand in places i didn't even know existed

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dry-oasis In reply to star-gutz [2017-05-05 00:06:25 +0000 UTC]

in all those crevices

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star-gutz In reply to dry-oasis [2017-05-05 00:07:35 +0000 UTC]

shudders

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dry-oasis In reply to star-gutz [2017-05-05 00:08:26 +0000 UTC]

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kitehpow [2017-05-02 01:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Yes this is perfection
rip me

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star-gutz In reply to kitehpow [2017-05-02 01:25:02 +0000 UTC]

w posture worse than bahar's who can deny it

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Classicaltoad [2017-05-01 11:50:52 +0000 UTC]

relatable

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star-gutz In reply to Classicaltoad [2017-05-01 14:33:51 +0000 UTC]

them millennials feels man

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Classicaltoad In reply to star-gutz [2017-05-02 05:15:34 +0000 UTC]

yeah man gotta love them hardcore millennial e-motions 

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elphora [2017-05-01 07:35:30 +0000 UTC]

long ears no tears
donut, you are shaped like a friend

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star-gutz In reply to elphora [2017-05-01 08:22:08 +0000 UTC]

this is smelling an awful lot like the friendzone

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elphora In reply to star-gutz [2017-05-01 08:23:09 +0000 UTC]

can a gal really have too many good pals

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star-gutz In reply to elphora [2017-05-01 09:37:25 +0000 UTC]

i suppose that depends on how accepting of polygamy they are

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QuorkBirb In reply to elphora [2017-05-01 08:13:56 +0000 UTC]

Kisses the butt

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star-gutz In reply to QuorkBirb [2017-05-01 09:37:01 +0000 UTC]

o:

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Bethiaa [2017-05-01 06:34:26 +0000 UTC]

your drive is wrong. you better believe you're on one hog of a harley. vroom vroom bitch.

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star-gutz In reply to Bethiaa [2017-05-01 08:23:39 +0000 UTC]

with a memory like mine, i suppose anything is possible

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Bethiaa In reply to star-gutz [2017-05-01 19:39:48 +0000 UTC]

it's ok. I've got you covered.

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Artistic-Pineapple [2017-03-17 02:56:02 +0000 UTC]

hot stuff

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star-gutz In reply to Artistic-Pineapple [2017-03-17 03:58:36 +0000 UTC]

spicy

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Artistic-Pineapple In reply to star-gutz [2017-03-17 04:30:12 +0000 UTC]

so spice

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mule-guts [2017-03-16 22:59:41 +0000 UTC]

my gf

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star-gutz In reply to mule-guts [2017-03-17 01:06:46 +0000 UTC]

gaaaaAAAAAY

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mule-guts In reply to star-gutz [2017-03-17 03:42:29 +0000 UTC]

yes u are

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star-gutz In reply to mule-guts [2017-03-17 03:57:56 +0000 UTC]

... u right

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potatowithane [2017-03-16 20:45:58 +0000 UTC]

i like big butts n i cannot lie

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star-gutz In reply to potatowithane [2017-03-17 01:38:35 +0000 UTC]

wink wonk

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queerly [2017-03-16 13:20:25 +0000 UTC]

the worst vegan

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star-gutz In reply to queerly [2017-03-16 13:25:33 +0000 UTC]

i mean at least im not a part-time one

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queerly In reply to star-gutz [2017-03-16 13:26:11 +0000 UTC]

u'll be dead before I go fulltime

rip

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star-gutz In reply to queerly [2017-03-16 13:33:06 +0000 UTC]

at least no one will be able to question my morals at the funeral 

ur coming right

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queerly In reply to star-gutz [2017-03-16 13:34:28 +0000 UTC]

you say that like no one's going to look at your search history

obviously who else is going to liven things up with angry dance music

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star-gutz In reply to queerly [2017-03-16 13:38:48 +0000 UTC]

you say that like i don't cleanse it in holy water each day

ke$ha best be on that playlist

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