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Published: 2009-07-03 15:15:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 1609; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 58
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I was watching the television show based on the comic strip, Dilbert, and the co-workers as well as Catbert and Dogbert started to bring up this sentence/speech from the book "Fight Club"."He might just snap and then stock from office to office with an Armalite AR carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon. Pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers."
I always thought that it would be such a wonderful thing to see - Dilbert snapping and then laying waste to his co-workers, his boss, as well as Catbert and Dogbert. Thinking of that made me draw up this picture and in the end I think that Dilbert should be standing over the dead body saying "Whose laughing now, Smartass?! You think that's funny! I don't hear you laughing now!"
Heh, sorry, couldn't help but throw in a little Happy Gilmore type of anger into that.
(C) Dilbert - created by Scott Adams
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Can you please draw Dilbert snapping and murdering all his co workers in a bloody rage?
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Wish I could, unfortunately my skills aren't that good.
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Personally I was never much of a dilbert fan, so I'd love to see Dilbert go wacko with an AK-47 and go to town. Dogbert especially seemed like a douche. And we all want the pointy haired boss to die
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Oh man, you killed Brian! I love Brian, he's my favorite on the show. I mean...
Oops! That's Dogbert. Sorry about that. About time the son-of-a-bitch is dead LOL
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Now if Dilbert would do that to the rest of the office. Would be a great relief to the universe.
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feel bad for the guy that have to clean up this mess
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Heheheheheh, that's one way to shut him up. Not much of a smart ass now (be it comic or cartoon) when your dead.
^_^
Anyway, cool picture idea, and I do like the Dilbert series. Keep up the good work.
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Thanks very much.
Though I'm wondering what I should do with Catbert.
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Intriguing thought. A smart mouth, "more intelligent than thou" creature like Dogbert was simply shot in the head. Maybe a hanging of sorts by a ball of yarn for Catbert?
You see him strung from the ceiling or some sort of location with string around his neck. You see the string go off screen (or out of picture), and then you see a ball of yarn that not only happens to be the same color, but also has a strand of it going in the direction of where Catbert is hung.
That, or skewer him with his own pitchfork.
^_^
Anyway, you're very welcome.
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Nah, I thought of that. If he was hanging from the ceiling it would imply that he killed himself.
I say his head should be cut off.
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True, in some cases, a hanging can be shown to look like a suicide instead.
Decapitation could also work, so long as his head and body are a fair distance apart to imply some sort of foul play...maybe place it on a pike as his body lie underneath.
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Tankies for the appreciaitonness
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At first, I thought this would a picture of Dogbert as a necromancer, commanding legions of cubicle-worker zombies. (You don't even need to kill them first!)
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I always wondered how so much evil could fit into that tiny being. Now I'm just wondering how there's room left for blood in there
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never really thought of it that way.
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