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stilbie In reply to ??? [2019-03-26 02:25:16 +0000 UTC]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 15:39:25 +0000 UTC]
There is no such thing as too much glitter.
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 19:08:27 +0000 UTC]
absolutely true fact
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-14 19:17:29 +0000 UTC]
You can never have enough glitter
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 19:26:34 +0000 UTC]
that's so true you're now the replacement of jesus
DitzyDoodles
proper noun
1) the replacement of jesus
"They hated DitzyDoodles because she told the truth."
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 19:50:19 +0000 UTC]
yes
welcome to the church of ditzianity can i get you a beeschurger
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-14 20:43:46 +0000 UTC]
Yes I would love a beeschurger
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 20:50:35 +0000 UTC]
R E L E A S EΒ Β T H EΒ Β B E E S
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-14 20:51:07 +0000 UTC]
T H EΒ H O L YΒ B E E S
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 21:05:46 +0000 UTC]
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-14 21:20:32 +0000 UTC]
Fun Fact:
One time when I was in first grade- this bee keeper came in and he was covered in nothing but beestings. And then he said "Bee stings are good for you" So if you are ever stung by a bee remember- bee stings are good for you.
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 21:32:13 +0000 UTC]
since I'm a flower (at least my persona is) this is very good advice. If you want to get rid of pollen dust on your face, you should try it out!
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-14 21:34:07 +0000 UTC]
Well- I will and shall!
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 21:41:38 +0000 UTC]
Good! And make sure you flail your arms around like a 5 yea-
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-14 21:48:20 +0000 UTC]
Ok- anything else?
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-14 23:36:18 +0000 UTC]
do a photosynthesis before pollination to increase bee attraction
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-14 23:38:16 +0000 UTC]
Wait- Iβm a not a flower cat- or a flower... or a cat... What about if your a winged red panda?
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 00:07:07 +0000 UTC]
that's ok! I'm pretty sure anyone can be pollinated if you try.
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 00:13:28 +0000 UTC]
Ooh! Good to hear!
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 00:15:05 +0000 UTC]
NOW GO ON AND POLLIN AWAY! *points toward beehive nearby*
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 00:21:25 +0000 UTC]
I have never been so prepared I my life. *runs over to a beehive*
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 00:28:27 +0000 UTC]
*walks over to the beehive with you*
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 00:30:57 +0000 UTC]
Ok- my whole has been built to this very moment... I am ready...
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 01:07:33 +0000 UTC]
Ok- *inhales* I am ready...
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 01:16:20 +0000 UTC]
I will -goes to the front of the beehive- excuse me bees can you hear me
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 01:17:35 +0000 UTC]
HELLO THERE BEES MAY YOU POLLINATE MY FRIENDO PLS
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 01:20:29 +0000 UTC]
BEES PLEASE WE BEG OF YOU
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 01:26:11 +0000 UTC]
OH DEAR IT SEEMS WE HAVE STUMBLED UPON AΒ Β W A S PΒ Β N E S T
*wasps unleash*
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 01:27:55 +0000 UTC]
- insert high pitched screaming -
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 01:29:02 +0000 UTC]
T H EΒ Β W A S P SΒ Β A R EΒ Β C O M I N G
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 01:38:55 +0000 UTC]
*runs at the speed of light*
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 01:40:07 +0000 UTC]
*runs right behind you*
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 01:42:39 +0000 UTC]
*grabs your hand and hijacks a birb and flies away*
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 01:51:04 +0000 UTC]
*hangs on for dear life*
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 02:08:28 +0000 UTC]
WE SHALL GO TO THE WASP-FREE ZONE
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 02:11:46 +0000 UTC]
YES TAKE US TO THE WASP FREE ZONE AND TO THE PLACE WHERE THERE ARE BEES
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 02:14:17 +0000 UTC]
*lets bird go and lands in wasp-free zone*
hewwo bees
can we have a photosynthesis please
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 02:21:22 +0000 UTC]
I would like to be pollinated pleasesesese
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 02:25:39 +0000 UTC]
*bees come forward and attempt to pollinate a winged red panda*
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 02:27:28 +0000 UTC]
*quietly sits and allows them*
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 02:41:56 +0000 UTC]
uhhh...
sorry but i think they're confusing your fur for pollen...
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 02:45:15 +0000 UTC]
Uhhh... I donβt think thatβs good...
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 02:45:46 +0000 UTC]
yeah you need some medical attention. and a groomer.
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DitzyDoodles In reply to stilbie [2018-07-15 02:48:50 +0000 UTC]
Well crap... What do I do? How do I leave without all these bees getting mad at me?
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stilbie In reply to DitzyDoodles [2018-07-15 02:49:41 +0000 UTC]
you have to tiptoe very slowly and be as quiet as possible
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