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I became Wonder Woman trash in less than a day. Someone please explain.
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fanart by: nebezial

(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)

                  (Dunno when this is set, I'm more of a anime/computer nerd than comic book nerd, sorry)

"(Y/n)! I'm home!" Your girlfriend said as she walked in the house and closed the door behind her.

"Diana! I'm so glad you're back! I missed you." You say as you run up to her, wrapping your arms tightly around her in a hug as she envelops you in her own.

"Don't worry, my little prince, nothing could keep me away from you." She says as she ruffles your hair affectionately.

"Well, Diana, since you're probably tired from battling evil all day, how about I make you something to eat?" You tell her, as you walk into the kitchen. (Fun fact: Wonder Woman is a vegetarian)

"That would be lovely (y/n), thank you." She replies, plopping herself down on the couch. As you make her meal, and yourself something too since you hadn't had lunch yet, you notice her looking at the cover of a blackish-grey book, but you couldn't read the title from where you were standing. You consider asking her once you two are done eating.

You finish making the sandwiches, and bring them over, giving her one and sitting down at the living room table with the other one.

As you two start eating she speaks up: "So, (y/n), there was something I was wondering."

"Yes? What is it?"

"So, I was recommended a book to read, specifically to read it with you. Is that alright?"

"Sure, what's it called?"

She pulls the book out and shows you the cover. "It's called Fifty Shades of Grey."

You almost choke and spit out your food. "W-what?"

"It's called Fifty Shade o-"

"No, no, I heard you, w-why do you, h-how do you have this book? Who recommended it?"

"Oh, Kara recommended it to me. Why?"

Of course it was Kara. She found your relationship with Diana hilarious. Not hilarious in the way of: 'why is this relationship a thing why I don't understand' but hilarious in the fact of that she loved messing with you, usually using Diana's inexperience with the world to do so. You still remember the time you had to explain to her what a love motel was. You still cringe whenever you think about it.

"Umm... Diana, I really don't think that's a good idea."

"Why not?"

"Umm... well... you see..."

"Is it that you've already read this book before and you'd find it boring to read again? I can read it on my own if you'd like."

"No! I mean, no, I, uhh, haven't read it before, I just, umm... well..." You blush, gesturing with your hands in self-defense.

"What's the problem then?"

You really didn't know how to explain this, but pretty much you didn't want to her to read the book because first off, the book is about a girl who would do anything for a man, like literally anything, and second, you doubt she would like it, like why would she like bondage being used as a weakness, especially at the hands of a male.

You can just imagine Kara laughing her ass off right now, it wouldn't surprise you in the slightest bit if she was somehow spying on this scene right now either, wondering how you're going to pull this off.

"Look, Diana?"

"Yes?"

"I... really don't think you'd like that book."

"Why not?"

"You just wouldn't like it."

"(Y/n), if you don't want to read it with me that's fine. But I want to learn more about Man's World, so I'm going to read it with or without you."

"I really don't think that's a good idea."

"I'm going to read it."

"Diana no."

    "Diana yes."

     And with that she opened the book and started reading.

                            (Literally 5 minutes later)

"(Y/n)?" Diana asks.

"Yes?"

"I'm going to burn this book so I never have to see it again, do you mind?"

"No, not really, n-- DIANA NO! NOT IN THE HOUSE! TAKE IT OUTSIDE! AAAAAAAAAHHH! BOOKS DON'T GO IN THE OVEN!

Description

I became Wonder Woman trash in less than a day. Someone please explain.
If you want me to write more things, please favorite, like, or leave a comment!
fanart by: nebezial

(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)

                  (Dunno when this is set, I'm more of a anime/computer nerd than comic book nerd, sorry)

"(Y/n)! I'm home!" Your girlfriend said as she walked in the house and closed the door behind her.

"Diana! I'm so glad you're back! I missed you." You say as you run up to her, wrapping your arms tightly around her in a hug as she envelops you in her own.

"Don't worry, my little prince, nothing could keep me away from you." She says as she ruffles your hair affectionately.

"Well, Diana, since you're probably tired from battling evil all day, how about I make you something to eat?" You tell her, as you walk into the kitchen. (Fun fact: Wonder Woman is a vegetarian)

"That would be lovely (y/n), thank you." She replies, plopping herself down on the couch. As you make her meal, and yourself something too since you hadn't had lunch yet, you notice her looking at the cover of a blackish-grey book, but you couldn't read the title from where you were standing. You consider asking her once you two are done eating.

You finish making the sandwiches, and bring them over, giving her one and sitting down at the living room table with the other one.

As you two start eating she speaks up: "So, (y/n), there was something I was wondering."

"Yes? What is it?"

"So, I was recommended a book to read, specifically to read it with you. Is that alright?"

"Sure, what's it called?"

She pulls the book out and shows you the cover. "It's called Fifty Shades of Grey."

You almost choke and spit out your food. "W-what?"

"It's called Fifty Shade o-"

"No, no, I heard you, w-why do you, h-how do you have this book? Who recommended it?"

"Oh, Kara recommended it to me. Why?"

Of course it was Kara. She found your relationship with Diana hilarious. Not hilarious in the way of: 'why is this relationship a thing why I don't understand' but hilarious in the fact of that she loved messing with you, usually using Diana's inexperience with the world to do so. You still remember the time you had to explain to her what a love motel was. You still cringe whenever you think about it.

"Umm... Diana, I really don't think that's a good idea."

"Why not?"

"Umm... well... you see..."

"Is it that you've already read this book before and you'd find it boring to read again? I can read it on my own if you'd like."

"No! I mean, no, I, uhh, haven't read it before, I just, umm... well..." You blush, gesturing with your hands in self-defense.

"What's the problem then?"

You really didn't know how to explain this, but pretty much you didn't want to her to read the book because first off, the book is about a girl who would do anything for a man, like literally anything, and second, you doubt she would like it, like why would she like bondage being used as a weakness, especially at the hands of a male.

You can just imagine Kara laughing her ass off right now, it wouldn't surprise you in the slightest bit if she was somehow spying on this scene right now either, wondering how you're going to pull this off.

"Look, Diana?"

"Yes?"

"I... really don't think you'd like that book."

"Why not?"

"You just wouldn't like it."

"(Y/n), if you don't want to read it with me that's fine. But I want to learn more about Man's World, so I'm going to read it with or without you."

"I really don't think that's a good idea."

"I'm going to read it."

"Diana no."

    "Diana yes."

     And with that she opened the book and started reading.

                            (Literally 5 minutes later)

"(Y/n)?" Diana asks.

"Yes?"

"I'm going to burn this book so I never have to see it again, do you mind?"

"No, not really, n-- DIANA NO! NOT IN THE HOUSE! TAKE IT OUTSIDE! AAAAAAAAAHHH! BOOKS DON'T GO IN THE OVEN!