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Published: 2018-06-26 17:48:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 1275; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 1
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I have a cockatiel named Sam and he is obese i swear but i love him also he's crankyRelated content
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accurateΒ depiction of what bird owners lifeΒ and what they have to live with....
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i n f i n a t eΒ Β s c r e mΒ Β i n t e n s i f i e s
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Well, one of my guinea pigs are obese haha
hes an obese floof that screams. Very floofy
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aaw precious fjdlkg; <33
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Chub birb looks serious with his chubbiness.
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extra chub extra serious
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tAKE HIM TO THE GYM
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Gotten a bit on the chubby side, has he? But could it all be just FLOOF!?
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too much floOF
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So the question really is: chubby borb or floofy borb?
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You eat to much Sam
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yes he doessssdjfk
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He eat more food and he still cranky. Can he even fly?
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luckily hes a great flyer xD
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thats what they allllll say -0-
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Duke colonel bishop Sam Von Boese...Β Baron of elephants as well
And now finally he got an imperial title:
Emperor of sumo wrestling.
Still we don't know if he's any good at sumo because nobody challenges him.
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obviously who would dare challenge him??
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rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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He has no dignity
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He's still a bit mentally primitive, hasn't quite caught up to us
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He needs to be educated π€π€π€
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He too grumpy to learn, he stubborn
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How dare he his brain is too tiny >:ccc
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That's why he only say SCREEEEEAM!
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Donβt smash your against your keyboard lmao
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kjdsfl;akj too late
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