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Ladies, Gentlemen, Aliens, Ferrets, Fangirls....I present to you, THE GREAT MEEM.
This unique white creature was recently found at the South Pole, Antarctica. It is white, fuzzy, and adorable, and comes in all sizes, from as big as a house, to the size of a small kitten. As far as we can tell, these creatures have never encountered humans before. However, they were quite friendly and lovable.
They were named because of the exotic "MEEEM" sound that they make. What these "MEEMS" mean, is unknown. Perhaps they are referring to internet memes.
The Great MEEMs seem to be allied with the many penguins of Antarctica, protecting them from many a predator.
Great MEEMs seem to enjoy eating cupcakes and cookies, (How we're not sure as they don't seem to have mouths) and love giving each other, penguins, and humans, hugs. Great MEEMs seem to have the potential to make great pets. Order one today and gain a cuddly, lovable, adorable, squishy lifetime buddy!

DISCLAIMER: I am saddened to announce that The Great Meems do not exist, and that I made it all up. I am a liar, a fake, and a bad person. Feel free to throw any and all rotten tomatoes at me.

Description

Ladies, Gentlemen, Aliens, Ferrets, Fangirls....I present to you, THE GREAT MEEM.
This unique white creature was recently found at the South Pole, Antarctica. It is white, fuzzy, and adorable, and comes in all sizes, from as big as a house, to the size of a small kitten. As far as we can tell, these creatures have never encountered humans before. However, they were quite friendly and lovable.
They were named because of the exotic "MEEEM" sound that they make. What these "MEEMS" mean, is unknown. Perhaps they are referring to internet memes.
The Great MEEMs seem to be allied with the many penguins of Antarctica, protecting them from many a predator.
Great MEEMs seem to enjoy eating cupcakes and cookies, (How we're not sure as they don't seem to have mouths) and love giving each other, penguins, and humans, hugs. Great MEEMs seem to have the potential to make great pets. Order one today and gain a cuddly, lovable, adorable, squishy lifetime buddy!

DISCLAIMER: I am saddened to announce that The Great Meems do not exist, and that I made it all up. I am a liar, a fake, and a bad person. Feel free to throw any and all rotten tomatoes at me.