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it was called the Night of the Blueberry.

The Shits were full on trying to hurt the population of every country on the earth.

They had used social media to trick thousands of women into taking a bimbo cure that had a slight blueberry bloat to it.

But then the shits released Agent Pink that interacted with the chemical.

1 in 5 Bimbo’s who’d taken that cure found their stomachs rumbling one night.

Thousands upon thousands of Bimbos began gurgelling and shrieking. They filled with blue berry juice until they were too big to move.

…and then the pigs came in and arrested each one of them.

All blue berry girls were taken back to nazi headquarters. Legally the reich couldn’t do what they wanted on normal Earth, so the blue berrys were shrunk to the quantum level and tortured for eternities.

The energy created was astounding. the shits were besides themselves with glee at the amount of power they were able to make burning these souls out of reality.

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