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StyxTheMad — TES IV: strip 1
Published: 2007-09-12 19:11:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 2618; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 28
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A small information meeting imposes for those that do not know the game...In Oblivion, you begin the game in... Prison... (Without explanation, without food, with dirty clothes, and an annoying neighbor... -_- '
Anyway, the emperor, Uriel Septim arrives in your cell with its bodyguards, in order to flee by a secret passage that is in your cell! (If this is not jar...)
As he's looking at you, he thinks "I already saw this face somewhere... In my dreams, exactly”. So, he starts the conversation...
And this is where you ask he question "Why am I in prison?"
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He has a point!...
On his ears!
XD
Sorry, just too much deadpool.
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There's NEVER... Never EVER... Too much deadpool, man.
APPROVE!
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Hooray! Sorry ma friend, I believed I offended you.
XD
By the way, what is that roleplay thing?
Like D&D?
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Offended ME? HAH! That one is one of the better joke I've ever heard... Or read. Yeah.
Nooooot really like D&D, nope. Much more simple in fact.
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But is it similiar? I'm interested, where can I find something on this game to see what is it?
By the way, I love Deadpool too!^^ I also planned the new saga after dark reign! It is great, becuse, it involves... me!
But the most beautiful thing is that I have no powers, only one. I can't die. Really! In any possible way! Then I must heal like anyother human beings, but, really, I CAN NOT DIE!
And the most funny thing is that I'm not a mutant, a wizard, a time-dimensional distorsion, NO ONE finds out why. Isn't this funny?^^
By the way, in a scene, Deadpool tries to kill me (by Norman Oz orders) and yell at me (I'm tied): The f**k man! I shot you, I punched you, I used acids on you, I f**king throw you in a volcano, and yet, you don't die!
The hell is wrong with you?
XD
Then, I reply: Sorry Deadpool, but, tell me... Why are you trying to kill me?
Deadpool punches me: Nice question. Norman hired me, so, I'm doing my job.
Me: But, didn't you hated Ozzy?
Deadpool: Yeah, but the job is the job. And I have 10000000 of good motivations!^^
Me: But I want to crush Norman!
Deadpool: Youuuu? Ah ah ah! You're a funny guy! Too bad I must kill you!
Me: But why?
Deadpool: The f**king job, pal!
Me: But... he already paid you, right?
Deadpool stops, turns to me, and smirks saying: Eh!
XD
Sorry, I just wanted to tell someone.
Hope it is funny!
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'but that's not why you'll be remembered...
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I wonder why in TES you always start from a prison ... (in Morrowind you are a prisoner, and Uriel-chan nearly sent the order to relase you).
I love Valen Dreth XD (the annoying neighbor) because he has the imagination of making a different sentence for each race you choise XD !
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In fact, it's an easy way to start the game for Bethesda... As you can play ANY CHARACTER YOU WANT, they can't give a specific background at the beginning of the game...
So they just put us in jail and release us... It's the same for each game... (Arena, Daggerfall, Morrowind and Oblivion)
And yeah, Valen Dreth is quite fun... To kill... MUAHAHAHA
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I didn't know for Arena and Daggerfall 
I akways kill Valen, being a Drak Brotherhood member. After listening his chat with the guard XD
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That's just plain amusing...provided me with a laugh today...
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So I can die, now, my life has been useful! Wohohooooooo! XD
Glad you like it... ^^
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Yeah, I should try to make some expressions like that one more time...
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