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SukotoKorimake — Useless Threats
Published: 2008-04-23 05:48:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 2352; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 0
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warning: shounen-ai/yaoi*********************************************************
Deidara sighed. He felt like a toy at that moment Sasori and Itachi were fighting over him. That was the downside of being in a love triangle, the person in the middle was fought over.
And Deidara happened to be in the middle.
"I'm topping him this time!"
"You did last time!!"
"MANGEKYO--"
"SHUT UP, UN!!!!!" Deidara shouted at the two. "NO SEX FOR EITHER OF YOU, UN!"
Sasori and Itachi went silent.
"You're turn, Sasori-san."
"Ok."
"What, un?" Deidara asked, slightly confused.
Sasori walked over and threw Deidara over his shoulder like a sack of potatos.
"Make sure the door is locked this time, Uchiha."
"I know. I don't need Kisame and Zetsu asking questions about this anymore."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Comments: 46
no sex..well thatsa the first story i read that has no sex...wel theres a first for averything!^^* oh and i wont shoot you......i dont ahve a gun...but i have a sword!!!!^^
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*pats you on the back* ur not the only one!^^
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ha ha yay for lazyasses!
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yeah!^^ yay for layzyness!!^^ and long live yaoi!!!^^
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XD my gosh im obses with yaoi! sooo much!! how my cous say "i live,breath,and bleed yaoi" ^^
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yeah! i should put that as my signeture!!!^^ u know what i am!^^ right on bottomn of my depresing poem....
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whaaaaa? No smex? damn... No worries though, i wouldn't shoot you, my mom took my gun away anyway... XD
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sorry no sex, I'm burnt out -__-''
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awwwwwwwwwwww, poor deidei!!!!!!!! good job, fave ^.\/
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ROFLMFAO the questens Zetsu and Kisame would be asking can we join I know I would ask that LOL
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no 
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omg this is great......
maybe you can do a longer version later!!
I hope so!! X3
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I'm too lazy for that -_____-
I know it disappoints fans and may get me killed by a mob of rabid fangirls, but I can't break the habit
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-_-...
Well, I'm lazy too. I know the feeling
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...tell meh this is not your threesome...
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I'M VERY LAZY OK!!! ><
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*in sarcastic voice* oh wow, it sooo long...>.< DAME IT AKU!
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I KNOW! I HATE THE WORD DX
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*world
lol... you have been makeing spelling errors kinda alot lately in your righting...dun rush yourself! >.<
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thanks
I know -___-
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uwah!!! i feel sooooooo excited!!! AAAAHHH!!! XXXDDDD~~!!!! ^^
wee~~~!!!! omg omg omg!!! ^^
omg omg omg!! threesome!!! cool!!!
^^ cant wait for more.. but i'll let meh patience rule me... hehe XXXDDD~~!!!! omg omg!!!
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sorry its only one part U.U sorry I couldn't give you that sex part
but I'm just really hammered right now ><
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NO NO!! ITS OKAY!!! ^^
ITS JUST GIVING ME THE EXCITEMENT!!! WEE!! OMG OMG!!
uhhh head hurts.. too much excitement.. uhh.. got sick..
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uuhh yeah.. not just that... its influenza!!!! DARN!!!! AHH!! DDDXXX!!!
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you get better, ok?
I need you around
my headache sucks, exams are this week DX
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^^ even if this got a lot more worse... i wont leave DA and all of meh friend and YOU!!! ^^
O.O.... exams!! omg...
um.. good luck with it and i hope you'll feel better too!! ^^
heh!! ^^
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^^ your always welcome... ^^
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