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SuperBonk123 — Meet Herr Bonk!!!

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Published: 2018-03-20 02:38:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 2123; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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Based off of Wolfenstein: The New Order - Herr Faust (German for Mister Fist)

Mine is Herr Bonk (German for Mister Bonk) for Houndenstein: The New Command (And also available as DLC for Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online)


Uni: Woah! Super Bonk, what is that giant robot doing in 4 Goddesses Online!?

Super Bonk: This giant robot is one of my very own creations from Project Metallic Steel Combat. Call him, Herr Bonk.

Vert: Herr Bonk. Sounds like an interesting name, it has your last name Super Bonk.

Super Bonk: Yeah well, I couldn't think of any other name any sooner, so I decided to name it myself since my Houndeye Engineers, Houndy, and I have made it with loads of metal and steel. Took a few days to complete and test outside in my world.

Nepgear: Super Bonk! I love this robot!!! Could you make one for me please!?

Neptune: Jeez, Nep Jr. Can't you ever think of something else than just giant robots-

Super Bonk: Well, if you train some really good Houndeye Engineers, they'll be able to make it for you in the hot-snap of a finger. All you need to do is 

Rom: This metal here feels smooth, like it was welded together perfectly. *Fidget Fidget*

Super Bonk: Careful with that Rom, don't want my creation to go haywire if some sort of malfunction occurs.

Ram: Zzzz...

Blanc: The way you named your robot Super Bonk is quite something I have read in one of my books. Basically Herr Bonk is derived from German language for Mister Bonk, so you gave your robot a name similar to your human-like name.

Super Bonk: Isn't it obvious Blanc? I can gain MORE knowledge than just reading books. Playing games has great stacks of knowledge and tons of info that will seem like TRUE magic and unstoppable POWER. Something that can turn the human brain into a technological source. You just gotta figure out which games suit you like a god, and which games are just gonna treat you like a goatf*ck. Wolfenstein sure has some history to it, using the Nazi's own weapons against them makes you feel really devilish. That's why in case I don't get help from you goddesses or if my Houndeye Army fails to arrive on the scene and assisting me in horde fights, this giant mechanical beast is all I need to cause destruction and wreak havoc on my enemies. All I simply do is push the red button on my Herr Bonk Summoner 5000, and he'll come crashing down from the sky with his strong steel feet, sending a massive shockwave to knockback nearby enemies quite some distance so I can get in the machine, and use my metal fists to turn my foes into gibs and blood. They'll never see me coming.

Noire: NOWA!?!?!?

Super Bonk: Now, why don't we test this bad boy on a difficult quest, eh?

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