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Description this is perfect scraps material... i had this fun idea but it really just wasn't that artistic or great. i had forgotten about the whole thing but then i found this file last night. i put the pics together cos we'll it's just different versions anyway.

this is taken at where my friend teaches i think 1st graders... i was surprised to see how little, not at all actually, classrooms have changed when i was on 1st grade. it's like identical to the classroom where i was 18yrs ago.

i'm wearing my friends glasses too cos i figured they give a more professional look obviously what's missing is the pupils, we didn't want to scare the crap out of them so the classroom was empty.

my personal fav is the jesus-thing. i dunno if these shots require an open mind but they're done tongue in cheek anyway a big thank you to my good friend Johanna L for making this possible
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suzi9mm In reply to ??? [2008-07-16 06:16:40 +0000 UTC]

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Svespasveken [2008-03-14 03:12:18 +0000 UTC]

haha, on camp one of my friends made a whole bunch of 9 year olds believe she was the messiah. it was hillarious.
yeah, the jesus one just reminded me of that.

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virtualbeerboy [2007-11-13 08:50:20 +0000 UTC]

when it comes to *i am Jesus*

you don't believe in god...it doesn't effect anything on this world...but at least if you have some decency try to respect others feelings

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suzi9mm In reply to virtualbeerboy [2007-11-13 14:02:50 +0000 UTC]

i try to respect freedom of speech

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virtualbeerboy [2007-11-13 08:47:10 +0000 UTC]

*kill all the white people*

hmmm...when any iraqi throws a bomb on you...don't run away...i mean to say you betta meet your Ideal ideas

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suzi9mm In reply to virtualbeerboy [2007-11-13 14:02:26 +0000 UTC]

i wish u had sense of humor...come on. or are the taboos which we are not allowed to make fun of? o_O sorry then

besides when the bomb is thrown i think its futile to run away at that point anymore. the good side is they're not interested in my country and we are not interested in them.

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virtualbeerboy In reply to suzi9mm [2007-11-14 09:29:14 +0000 UTC]

what's the use of that 'sense of Humor" which is not sensible in anyway?...buddy am not against your "freedom of Speech" coz everyone has their own opinion but no one knows how does others feel about their "sense of humor"

"kill all the whites"<<
well whateva...am sorry for my bad comment...

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JackBeretta [2007-05-12 22:12:35 +0000 UTC]

That one really made me laughing (after a hard day)! Thank thee!

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Weirda [2006-04-21 22:09:01 +0000 UTC]

I can't understand the thing with the "kill the white people"...

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suzi9mm In reply to Weirda [2006-04-22 06:45:59 +0000 UTC]

it's a stupid joke, the teacher is white herself... it's from a type o negative song....

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Weirda In reply to suzi9mm [2006-04-22 11:00:41 +0000 UTC]

ah all right, i supposed something like this, misanthropy maybe, because of the teacher being white

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ColorfulGlitzy [2005-10-26 01:48:23 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THIS! genius I say!

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kittydekoe [2005-02-14 14:56:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!

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once-upon-a-time [2004-10-21 03:07:48 +0000 UTC]

i love this.

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IdDie4DuckFeet [2004-09-07 03:34:12 +0000 UTC]

ha this is great!!!! i saw it on one of my friends favorites... ha ha frikin awesome...

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nezumithm [2004-08-29 03:26:07 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!

much luv to you jen <333

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anomalucy [2004-08-26 16:59:22 +0000 UTC]

this is great!! i especially love all of your expressions.

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Hettar7 [2004-08-14 04:43:15 +0000 UTC]

really funny concept. like it lots. would that be Johana Lindsey by any chance? Kill all the White People. Very Type O Negative of you.

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suzi9mm In reply to Hettar7 [2004-08-14 05:12:05 +0000 UTC]

johana lindsey who?

and yeah, i am amused by the type o line still

jen

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Hettar7 In reply to suzi9mm [2004-08-14 05:37:01 +0000 UTC]

she's an artist whose elfwood gallery i've viewed a while ago. don't know if she has a gallery on deviant art though.... she's from the same area you live in, i think. that's why i just didn't know if she was the same person you were talking about or if it was a different johana L. I'm so not amazed anymore to find artists who i've seen on one site either being talked about or with their own gallery on deviantart.

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suzi9mm In reply to Hettar7 [2004-08-14 07:44:32 +0000 UTC]

right ok... well this Johanna L (with two N's) is from Finland

jen

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dottiemaggie [2004-06-29 22:54:04 +0000 UTC]

WAHAHAA! I really enjoy these You're expressions and dramatic poses are just so enjoyable! what's not to enjoy? let's say enjoy one more time: ENJOY!

(i just finished my 2nd chocolate muffin in an hour - I'm a little cracked out )

Anyhow - you look very teacherish I want to say schoolmarmish, because it's funner to say, but you don't look like a schoolmarm - I don't think schoolmarms were supposed to strike sexy "I'm Jesus" poses

My kindergarten classroom changed a lot since I was in kindergarten - when I was in grade 2 they built a frickin' PLAYHOUSE IN THE KINDERGARTEN ROOM! 2 levels! I was the most jealous!
i don't think my grade 1 room had changed much.... though the last time I was in my elementary school, I was made ridiculous by how SMALL everything was - especially the toilets!

right, long and useless comments, that's me!

i like the last two best - it models the two kinds of teachers I had in high school - the kind my gifted class made cry, and the kind that wouldn't take no crap from my gifted class

and you're finger looks crazy in the last one.

okay, I'll shut up now

.maggie

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suzi9mm In reply to dottiemaggie [2004-06-30 04:46:17 +0000 UTC]

i kinda knew u would like those

jen

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dottiemaggie In reply to suzi9mm [2004-06-30 12:32:31 +0000 UTC]

are yout elling me you're psychic now to?! do wonders never cease?

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xbadacidpunkx [2004-06-07 22:45:47 +0000 UTC]

My god you are a brilliant woman...This is just amazing so fucking creative...I love you..I mean the pictures yeah. Rock. +fav

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EvilDoll [2004-06-07 13:47:49 +0000 UTC]

brilliant work!

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Kongle [2004-06-07 13:18:42 +0000 UTC]

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tortuegraphics [2004-06-07 12:13:33 +0000 UTC]

this is nice and funny as hell !!

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immortus [2004-06-07 07:58:59 +0000 UTC]

"kill all the white people... then we be free" etc etc

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angelaobscura [2004-06-04 10:55:51 +0000 UTC]

i like the tongue in cheekiness of them my fave is the jesus one, they are all funny though what makes me laugh is half the time teachers really think the top one anyway just a quick stop byi should be goin to the post office, but evidently i'm not x

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q-well [2004-06-04 10:25:41 +0000 UTC]


brilliant!
like the jesus-thing most, too.
you would make a great teacher

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an-droid [2004-06-04 03:47:02 +0000 UTC]

this very much.................fun!

: )

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brasschug33 [2004-06-03 18:47:05 +0000 UTC]

NO! I'm FUCKING JESUS!!!!!!!!

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tortuegraphics In reply to brasschug33 [2004-06-07 12:50:37 +0000 UTC]


never saw you

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brasschug33 In reply to tortuegraphics [2004-06-07 14:16:46 +0000 UTC]

Thats cause im midget Jesus. Midget Jesus = tabouli chef extrodinaire

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tortuegraphics In reply to brasschug33 [2004-06-07 16:50:07 +0000 UTC]

oh oh but I see you have some images of Zion too
...I'll have to check this...

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blondee [2004-06-02 22:59:05 +0000 UTC]

me like

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silverauraangel [2004-06-02 19:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Thta's freaking hilarious. I love it.

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-wolf-spirit- [2004-06-02 16:28:48 +0000 UTC]

love your expressions

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marsrocks [2004-06-02 12:40:57 +0000 UTC]

nice series.
no name

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lrenah [2004-06-02 08:31:12 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA! Again your sense of humor is great! I love this. It's so cool.

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Sempai-Tem [2004-06-02 07:58:34 +0000 UTC]

You know how funny it would have been if you could have taken one picture with the class room with students, and photo shoped them into these shots! There by getting the best of both worlds without going to a lynching starring you, if the parents heard about it after the fact.

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shadowed-angel [2004-06-02 07:15:49 +0000 UTC]

i dont think id like to have that teacher that class room looks so much like the classrooms i had when i was in grade one!!!

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gottlay [2004-06-02 04:58:54 +0000 UTC]

this is hilarious.

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docx [2004-06-02 02:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Your a insain genus....

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zippykid9 [2004-06-02 01:14:22 +0000 UTC]

haha (laughing uncontrollably) yes, if they taught that in schools, life would be strange.

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pixel-dirt [2004-06-02 01:10:39 +0000 UTC]

excellent work, it indeed brings a smile to my face... you've totally got that teacher look going there perfectly...

kudos

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disposablesoul [2004-06-02 00:43:50 +0000 UTC]

I like the I'm Jesus one. lol

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satanic-mechanic [2004-06-02 00:36:30 +0000 UTC]

nice pics,but the last one disturbs me,and the fact that others here like it also is sad.there are too many self hateing whites in the world,they've been brain washed since birth that whites are evil,whites are the cause of all the worlds problems etc. etc. now if you had written on the chalk board "KILL ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE" every one here would be calling you raceist ,hate monger ,hater... hell you'd probebly be banned from DA for life,but hey,your only espouseing hate of whites so its ok, its open season on whites,and as far as type o neg. i like thier music,i saw them in consert years ago,but i would not buy the c.d. with that title song on it. I'm a proud White person and it isn't against the law to be white....YET!

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suzi9mm In reply to satanic-mechanic [2004-06-02 11:26:41 +0000 UTC]

yeah...i appreciate the comment but i hope you read the part of my description that said 'done tongue in cheek'. it has nothing to do with ppl that really hate white, the teacher herself is white for god's sakes, i find the irony there funny! but u obviously don't have to.

i've never met anyone hating white people, we don't have too many other colors in finland and us finns are quite happy being white, it's not an issue.

and note: type o negative did their song with humor too.

jen

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