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SvettaK92 β Miss American Dream: Stripnotized
Published: 2016-07-20 00:06:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 5876; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 0
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MEANWHILE, IN THE LAIR OF THE COMMUNAUTS...What's this!?
The Patriotic Princess, Miss American Dream, helplessly under the mind-controlling sway of her nefarious nemesis, the proletariat puppetmistress Alluring Red, placed under powerful persuasion and forced, unknowingly, like a lamb to the slaughter, to strip herself of her red-white-and-blue regalia and humiliate herself, and the whole nation, on a live feed being broadcast across the whole web?
Egads!
Snap out of it, Virginia!
Will Miss American Dream come to her senses in time to avoid a fate as bad as any public defeat? Or will the swirling spirals of the socialist snake succeed in seducing the stunned superheroine to succumb into a striptease of shame?
Tune in next week to find out, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
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Just a pretty quick, mostly stupid, and entirely irrelevant little thingie I knocked together. I hadn't done anything with Virginia Free / Miss American Dream / everyone's favourite superbimbo for quite a while, and felt it was time to remind everyone that the superheroine with a striking resemblance to the supermodel Alexandria Morgan still exists...
Also, Communauts...get it? Like Cosmonauts and Communists mashed together...even though the Soviet Cosmonauts were a part of a communist state...shush. Your logic and reason have no place here.
For all our sakes, imagine that whole thing being read in the voice of the narrator from the Adam West Batman show. Just trust me.
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Very sexy, and quite erotic! Looking forward to the next episode!
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Thankies!
Hehe...wait...NEXT episode!? Uuuuuhhh... π
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As a Virginian I like the name choice
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"Or will the swirling spirals of the socialist snake succeed in seducing the stunned superheroine to succumb into a striptease of shame?"
Uhhh. So muchΒ alliteration. Sounds like she's in trouble!
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Not just alliteration, sibilance too! She sure is in for super serious struggles soon to be shown!
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You're making my head spin. Can you just go back to puns?
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I could...but where's the pun in that? π
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This wasn't inspired by... recent events, was it?
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yes this sounds suspiciously familiar to me too...
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Well, Curia/Denise, maybe I let you remember...
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*snaps fingers* And just remember how it feels...
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That's it... and what memories are coming back, Denise?
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Mm, that's it good girl, let those feelings through you... what else do you remember?
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Pleasure. You remember the pure pleasure, don't you?
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Didn't I post this before the RP in question got going?
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Ah, yes you did. Speaking of which, I think a day is your new record for forgetting to reply
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Cover yourself Miss American Dream, children are watching -_-
But it's great to see Alexandria back!
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THE CHILDREN! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE BLAME THE CHILDREN!?
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Aarg, come on Virginia! Have you no dignity?
...at the moment that's a no, isn't it 
(Nice alliteration skills)
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But...but Mistress Red is so nice...and her social policies all seem logically sound...and she said I could be just like her, all I gotta do is tear off the shackles of capitalism...whatever that means. I'm just gonna take my clothes off and hope that's what she wanted...
(Thank you for noticing! I did try. Very hard. For quite a while. Totally worth it!)
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Does she stars when she's stripenotized?
That was foul, I apologise.
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Hmm...I dunno, let's ask her! Virginia-
"Duuuuuhhhhh..?"
Okay, maybe later.
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You may have missed the terrible pun, or simply chosen to ignore it.
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It wasn't THAT terrible...
It may even have been punderful!
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I have to wonder if puns could somehow be used in your superhero world.
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ΠΠ°, Π’ΠΎΡΠ°ΡΠΈΡ! Hail great father Lenin! We spit upon the capitalist pigs!
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She furrows her brow a little in confusion.
"Uhh...Master? How can pigs be capitalist? I didn't even know they could write at all..."
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*tries to come up with a rebuttal, but gives up after a few moments.* Maybe the capitalists are more like jellyfish...
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Anyntime... love your work!!
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That was great, lol. Oh, and that's exactly how I read all of that!
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I feel the "Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!" bit may have influenced that
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And the many instances of alliteration in this.
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Awesome alliteration adds to anything!
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True, except a research paper. At that point it's not exactly the best thing to add.
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No, no, alliteration is always appropriate.
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Maybe that's why I only got a 92!
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As in, like, 92%, or..? Because that's hella good!
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