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This Cat is Wearing Me Out!!! I swear, Aske is NUTS...We bought her this little toy mouse, which rattles and has real fur on it, and a leather tail, and SHE FREAKING LOVES THAT THING. We've actually bought several of them, because she keeps losing them or chewing them to bits. The first thing she does with a new toy mouse is eat off its tail, and then she rubs/rolls/chews on it for awhile, and then she brings it to me or ~sayh , and proceeds to holler at us until we toss it and make it "alive". THIS SHE DOES ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.

And tools that we are, we toss it. And toss it. And toss it. Until we are just too pooped to toss it anymore and have to hide it from her. I think I just threw my arm out throwing that dumb thing up the stairs. (I have to toss it up the stairs when I'm downstairs, or downstairs when I'm upstairs, and she hauls butt after it, in either direction, skidding across the floor when she stops to catch it--at least she's getting her exercise.) And then she'll lay it at my feet when I'm on the comp, or on top of me when I'm sleeping, or carefully centers it on my pillow or on the bathroom rug, whenever I'm not in the house, SO THAT I'LL BE SURE TO SEE IT WHEN I GET HOME AND THUS FEEL ALL GUILTY.

I honestly think Aske has a dog's soul that got put into a cat's body by mistake...Okay, okay, so maybe she's not the only cat that fetches, or that drags clothes out of the dresser drawers, or demands to be sprinkled with water from the bathtub, or has a fetish for bathroom rugs and wet, chlorinated swim shorts , or loves to be spanked, or prefers to eat inedible objects , or pushes her muzzle into mommy's mouth to smell her breath, or insists on following mommy into the bathroom to watch her pee EVERY SINGLE TIME, etc...But that doesn't make her any less weird!! D:

Anyways, BRB; gotta go toss the mouse...again. XP

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This Cat is Wearing Me Out!!! I swear, Aske is NUTS...We bought her this little toy mouse, which rattles and has real fur on it, and a leather tail, and SHE FREAKING LOVES THAT THING. We've actually bought several of them, because she keeps losing them or chewing them to bits. The first thing she does with a new toy mouse is eat off its tail, and then she rubs/rolls/chews on it for awhile, and then she brings it to me or ~sayh , and proceeds to holler at us until we toss it and make it "alive". THIS SHE DOES ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.

And tools that we are, we toss it. And toss it. And toss it. Until we are just too pooped to toss it anymore and have to hide it from her. I think I just threw my arm out throwing that dumb thing up the stairs. (I have to toss it up the stairs when I'm downstairs, or downstairs when I'm upstairs, and she hauls butt after it, in either direction, skidding across the floor when she stops to catch it--at least she's getting her exercise.) And then she'll lay it at my feet when I'm on the comp, or on top of me when I'm sleeping, or carefully centers it on my pillow or on the bathroom rug, whenever I'm not in the house, SO THAT I'LL BE SURE TO SEE IT WHEN I GET HOME AND THUS FEEL ALL GUILTY.

I honestly think Aske has a dog's soul that got put into a cat's body by mistake...Okay, okay, so maybe she's not the only cat that fetches, or that drags clothes out of the dresser drawers, or demands to be sprinkled with water from the bathtub, or has a fetish for bathroom rugs and wet, chlorinated swim shorts , or loves to be spanked, or prefers to eat inedible objects , or pushes her muzzle into mommy's mouth to smell her breath, or insists on following mommy into the bathroom to watch her pee EVERY SINGLE TIME, etc...But that doesn't make her any less weird!! D:

Anyways, BRB; gotta go toss the mouse...again. XP