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Three of us stood around the bar, sharing a drink with my friend from the Embassy, Raxali Goonsh.
"Tell me again of this "Halo" - he is truly as strong and fearless as you say?"
"Yup." I nodded. "He doesn't afraid of anything."
Finishing my drink in one gulp, and sharing a chuckle with the other humans at Rax's expense, we soon turned our attention to Spermhead.
Spermhead was a huge alien. White goo secreted from all over his body to keep his temperature down, and his head was shaped like one long tadpole. To us, this was incredibly funny.
"How do you think his kind breed?" Tony asked with a cheeky grin on his face. "Do you reckon a million of them all run at the one female and the fastest one wins?"
We laughed. Raxali didn't get the joke, but seemed to enjoy that we were happy anyway.
"Maybe the male ones split in half and gang up on her."
More laughter.
"I don't understand." Raxali admitted. "Why do you call Auxoral Vhan 'Spermhead'"?
I was quite drunk at this point, so I decided to enlighten my poor friend. "The white goo. And the shape of his head. Its all to do with...y'know..." I whispered the rest to him.
"Oh." Raxali stated dumbly.
"OH."
We couldn't help but laugh as he came to the epiphany we'd been waiting for.
"Its not like that with your kind?"
"Well no." Rax admitted. "He'd have to have three head-tails for that."
We burst in to hysterics. Tony was on the floor.

It was at this point that Spermhead bounded up to us, white, gooey sweatblood splashing about as he moved. I guess he had good hearing.
"You humans... Are dicks!"
He stormed away again just as quickly.
I was slumped over the bar with tears rolling down my cheeks. We laughed for the next 20 minutes.

Description
Three of us stood around the bar, sharing a drink with my friend from the Embassy, Raxali Goonsh.
"Tell me again of this "Halo" - he is truly as strong and fearless as you say?"
"Yup." I nodded. "He doesn't afraid of anything."
Finishing my drink in one gulp, and sharing a chuckle with the other humans at Rax's expense, we soon turned our attention to Spermhead.
Spermhead was a huge alien. White goo secreted from all over his body to keep his temperature down, and his head was shaped like one long tadpole. To us, this was incredibly funny.
"How do you think his kind breed?" Tony asked with a cheeky grin on his face. "Do you reckon a million of them all run at the one female and the fastest one wins?"
We laughed. Raxali didn't get the joke, but seemed to enjoy that we were happy anyway.
"Maybe the male ones split in half and gang up on her."
More laughter.
"I don't understand." Raxali admitted. "Why do you call Auxoral Vhan 'Spermhead'"?
I was quite drunk at this point, so I decided to enlighten my poor friend. "The white goo. And the shape of his head. Its all to do with...y'know..." I whispered the rest to him.
"Oh." Raxali stated dumbly.
"OH."
We couldn't help but laugh as he came to the epiphany we'd been waiting for.
"Its not like that with your kind?"
"Well no." Rax admitted. "He'd have to have three head-tails for that."
We burst in to hysterics. Tony was on the floor.

It was at this point that Spermhead bounded up to us, white, gooey sweatblood splashing about as he moved. I guess he had good hearing.
"You humans... Are dicks!"
He stormed away again just as quickly.
I was slumped over the bar with tears rolling down my cheeks. We laughed for the next 20 minutes.